The Bar

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 10:33 am

Ok Cowboy what da ya wanna do, I don know what da you wanna do,........

Hey there aint no school to day

But if we pretend there is and we are skipping it we'll have more fun doing nothing,...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 10:39 am

your childhood face bears the signs of a bonafide mischief maker

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 11:20 am

I have to admit I made my share of mischief.

I think I was as surprised as my parents that any of us survived my childhood.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 11:33 am

I just love the buzz cuts, you guys.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 11:38 am

It was easier to get gum out of, and I don't remember anyone coming home with head lice as a kid.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:04 pm

I like playing in dirt.

~signals barkeep for a mudslide~

Heavy on liquid, light on solids.

What am i?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:10 pm

I am in Love
with all of you

g'day!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:44 pm

Why Nipples, aren't you a happy camper!

I don't feel like drinking, I just want some company.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:52 pm

mwah! smooch smooch smooch! {kisses for nipples}

hiya buckethead. You may or may not be interested to know that my laundry pile is dwindling down to managable proportions, and christmas is history at my house.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:55 pm

Aha, very good news, Giggs. I myself took the remnants of Xmas and such to the dump this morning. Quite the project, let me tell you. Laundry is another story altogether.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:12 pm

Afternoon, all... I have been doing Mimosa's for about an hour or two, and I am warm and cozy... by the way, what is the proportion for a Mimosa... ten parts champagne to 1/2 part of orange juice, right? And then empty the bottle? I don't remember... Actually, I don't think I ever knew...

Hey, BHA... how many trees did you have at Xmas if you always keep two or three in reserve to burn... Just curious...

Snorty One... If you need help with that laundry, let me know... I hate it when mine piles up and I am always throwing something in the washer... whether I need to or not...

Who's got the Bushmills?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:18 pm

I think that Bushmills is in my sock.

I just got my FIRST Xmas tree ever this year. However, I scoop up a couple from the roadside to stockpile for the fun later. Last time, I lost a tree off the back of my truck while on my way to the burn.

So check out the Burning Squid's next big concept: a furniture burn!

Good way to get rid off that chair or dresser you've been meaning to fix but never got around to. Everybody shows up with some item or other and we set it up in a freaky tableau, douse it with the gasoline and kawoooosh!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:22 pm

ooo! I like it!

you could even get some manniquains [sp?] to set the scene...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:28 pm

The other thing the Burning Squid brain trust was talking about on New Year's Day was building a large, articulated squid to torch around the summer solstice.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:31 pm

again, a great idea.

it would make a great picture for the front page of the website....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:40 pm

Hell yeah. Freak all those squid-lovers right out, that would.

I received the email below before the first squiddy burn:

From: [email protected]
Subject: Squid Burning!
Date: September 3, 2004 3:27:20 PM EDT
To: [email protected]
Cc: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]

To whom it may concern,
I stumbled upon your squid burning event and was horrified by the thought! Our group has worked long and hard to keep people from misunderstanding these lovable (in more ways then one) cuddly creatures. An event like this can undermine the years of effort we have put into our cause. Our foundation site is not up yet but there is lots of information available online, please search CEPHALOPOD or just SQUID in google to learn more about the creature you are about to burn!

I implore you to reconsider what you are doing.

Sally Yartar
President
Squid Love Foundation

__________________________________________________________

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:42 pm

Sam, catch: {throws a large bundle of clothes (color load, lots of pink! three girls, ya know)} Thanks!

Bucket, catch: {throws a funky old wicker shelf thing}

Guinivere, I feel priveledged to be in the company of a Rock Star!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:45 pm

hah! that's funny, bha... typical animal rights freaks. the next thing you know, they'll say we shouldn't kill animals for food....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:45 pm

buckethead alien wrote:I think that Bushmills is in my sock.
<etc. etc.>So check out the Burning Squid's next big concept: a furniture burn!

My first Bushmills: age ten, from my dad and Uncle Ralph. They thought I'd hate it (I did)... forever (not a fucking chance in Hell).

When I was a kid growing up in a village called Columbia, we used to burn a sofa in the middle of town every Halloween. My dad was deputy sheriff. He asked me to keep an eye on the town that night (I was fifteen, I think). At midnight, I helped to drag the sofa into the intersection and douse it with gas. I helped torch it. I watched my dad drive up about three minutes later. Next morning: "Do you know anyting about that sofa last night?" "Nope. I was home in bed by then"...

Yeah, furniture burn... I'm there, Brother...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:48 pm

samtzu wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:I think that Bushmills is in my sock.
<etc. etc.>So check out the Burning Squid's next big concept: a furniture burn!
My first Bushmills: age ten, from my dad and Uncle Ralph. They thought I'd hate it (I did)... forever (not a fucking chance in Hell).

When I was a kid growing up in a village called Columbia, we used to burn a sofa in the middle of town every Halloween. My dad was deputy sheriff. He asked me to keep an eye on the town that night (I was fifteen, I think). At midnight, I helped to drag the sofa into the intersection and douse it with gas. I helped torch it. I watched my dad drive up about three minutes later. Next morning: "Do you know anyting about that sofa last night?" "Nope. I was home in bed by then"...

Yeah, furniture burn... I'm there, Brother...

Portland->JFK $194 or some shit.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:49 pm

Hmmmmm .... Squid love... I hadn't thought of that...

Laundry on it's way the the machine, Snorty....

How about a mimosa, Rock Star Baby?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:51 pm

I'm almost between jobs, BH, or I'd be there in a heartbeat.... a burning sofa in the middle of Times Square somehow appeals to my sense of mischief.... or cacophany... or rebellion... or something....

Burn one for me ... I'll burn one here...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:53 pm

mmm, I'll have a snowman, instead, Sam.....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:55 pm

Elucidate, Mama... what's a snowman?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:55 pm

I used to know some guys who occassionally burned cars in Brooklyn when they were wasted. These were the same guys who would bust woodies whenever they could obtain the use of a motor vehicle of their own because it meant that they could cruise the meatpacking district for hooker blowjobs. I don't talk to these folks much anymore.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:57 pm

Sam, there's something I have been meaning to ask you.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:58 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Sam, there's something I have been meaning to ask you.

Dive in...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:58 pm

A snowman sounds purdy tasty, Miss Elise!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:00 pm

samtzu wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Sam, there's something I have been meaning to ask you.
Dive in...

Other than the fact that he's attached to you most of the time, is there anything unusual about Woodrow?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:00 pm

I just had a couple Peppermint Annie's at a bar in a part of town called Fremont:

Peppermint Annie:
peppermint shnapps
hot cocoa
dark cacao
topped with grand marnier and whipped creme....

oooooooooooooooooo........yummmmmmmmmm.....