Predictions For 2022

[Simon of the Playa]

This Year, for the first time ever, the gate will be locked down and a "Silver Alert" will be issued for a missing Grandma/and or Grandpa who have wandered off from camp without a minder and then got lost in the 9:00 keyhole for 3 days.





if this ends up being me, karma is truly reading this board.

[Elderberry]

Hahahaha!

Hey wait, I'm 73, that ain't funny!

[Simon of the Playa]

Hahahaha!

Hey wait, I'm 73, that ain't funny!

just remember to have your camp address sharpied somewhere special on your body.

your choice as to where.

[lucky420]

This Year, for the first time ever, the gate will be locked down and a "Silver Alert" will be issued for a missing Grandma/and or Grandpa who have wandered off from camp without a minder and then got lost in the 9:00 keyhole for 3 days.





if this ends up being me, karma is truly reading this board.

You’re talking about Ken aren’t you?

[gaminwench]

I thought 'lost on Rod's Ring Road' was the standard?

[Simon of the Playa]

kanye vs. pete davidson in the thunderdome while kim kardashian twerks on charlie the unicorn.

[BBadger]

Burning Man, LLC announces the sale of "Non Fungible Tickets" for upcoming 2023 Burning Man event -- even before the 2022 event concludes.

[ken]

you guys just don't know what its like to be born without a compass. that said, if you see me circling, check the address on my left arm and point me in the right direction please.

[DoctorIknow]

I predict coffee gifters within two minutes from your camp...

[Simon of the Playa]

uncle tucker's testicular tanning tent

[FlyingMonkey]

uncle tucker's testicular tanning tent

I'm in what camp is hosting.

SHAVE YOUR BALLS NOW!

[FlyingMonkey]

uncle tucker's testicular tanning tent

I'm in what camp is hosting.

SHAVE YOUR BALLS NOW!

[FlyingMonkey]

uncle tucker's testicular tanning tent

I'm in what camp is hosting.

SHAVE YOUR BALLS NOW!

Sorry for the double tap. I must have been excited.

[ygmir]

you guys just don't know what its like to be born without a compass. that said, if you see me circling, check the address on my left arm and point me in the right direction please.

if you are directionally challenged remember:
3 lefts make a right.

[Elorrum]

if you are directionally challenged remember:
3 lefts make a right.

I like this. Ok wanderers. This is a way to burn with a very long tradition. If you don’t know what road you’re on, it does not matter which way you take.

[Elderberry]

if you are directionally challenged remember:
3 lefts make a right.

I like this. Ok wanderers. This is a way to burn with a very long tradition. If you don’t know what road you’re on, it does not matter which way you take.

Hahahaha. For the first time ever I'll be bringing a mini-jeep gas golf-cart with two extra cans of gas on the rear always kept full. It will be decorated up, but if I don't have to aimlessly walk and walk and walk around looking for where I'm going, I'll be OK driving until I finally do figure out where I am and where I'm going.