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samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:35 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
samtzu wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:okay, but can it also be cheese, wine, and whine time?

[whining] I'm TIRED of working by myself! [/whining]
PLEASE DON'T.... PLEASE DON'T!! IT REMINDS ME OF THIS TERRIBLE JOKE I KNOW....
There's a thread for that, you know.

We can tell jokes in a bar.... right? Dunno'.... this (like most jokes) is offensive.... but, we're all family here, right?

There was the conference on PMS and clamydia that turned into a whine and cheese party.

... told you ...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:36 pm

Roger, Roger. Mouse over.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:39 pm

wouldn't that be a conference on PMS and Yeast Infections?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:41 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:wouldn't that be a conference on PMS and Yeast Infections?

No laughter... just a correction?

... I suck...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:41 pm

Ya, nkow GE I was thinking the same thing. Maybe sam and woodrow know more about chlymidia than I do.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:43 pm

yes.

and it was a correction full of distain, Sam.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:44 pm

ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!

Dis. tain.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:44 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Ya, nkow GE I was thinking the same thing. Maybe sam and woodrow know more about chlymidia than I do.

or more about it than we WANT to know....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:44 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Ya, nkow GE I was thinking the same thing. Maybe sam and woodrow know more about chlymidia than I do.

Sheesh.... some people just can't tell a joke... I'll just sit here, drink my chianti and shut up.... well, a little anyway...

... and don't ask Woodrow; he's more in the dark than I am...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:48 pm

Hey, since everyone is posting their "younger" pics for their avatar, my new one is me right before I happened.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:49 pm

helitack wrote:Hey, since everyone is posting their "younger" pics for their avatar, my new one is me right before I happened.

I can see it in the eyes... er... eye...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:49 pm

hey ya'll just got photos back from tisha's visit.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:50 pm

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:53 pm

where the fuck is Joel?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:54 pm

are you looking for Joel in your pictures? Because I don't think he was there....

but then again, maybe he flew in from Illinois to see you in secret....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:55 pm

I don't know where Joel is honey, he's not here.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:55 pm

tee hee! heli, your new avatar cracks me up. not sure why....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:55 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:where the fuck is Joel?

That had occured to me. Maybe his ny's res was to stop hanging out with trouble-making blue-staters.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:56 pm

no, on the eplaya!

i miss the fucker....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:57 pm

Oh, sorry.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:59 pm

love the new look, ranger.

*smooch*
miss ya.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:00 pm

Me too, smoooooooooooch

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:06 pm

I was messing with "blue Moon" to make it "Blue State" so that Joel could sing it. But my mouse froze.

I'm afraid, I'm very afraid.

Is my mouse in cahoots with Joel?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:08 pm

oh no, fishie! You're mouse is RED.

I'd have a good, sit-down talk with it.

'Course, that's what I tried to do wtih my Ingrate, and he up and quit on me... maybe I'm not the best person to give advice...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:08 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I was messing with "blue Moon" to make it "Blue State" so that Joel could sing it. But my mouse froze.

I'm afraid, I'm very afraid.

Is my mouse in cahoots with Joel?

I used to like frozen mouse....

... or was it mouse'?....

....or even moose?...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:14 pm

samtzu wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:I was messing with "blue Moon" to make it "Blue State" so that Joel could sing it. But my mouse froze.

I'm afraid, I'm very afraid.

Is my mouse in cahoots with Joel?
I used to like frozen mouse....

... or was it mouse'?....

....or even moose?...

Well it does keep the fur from sticking in your craw.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:15 pm

Of course, it could have been the curse of Frank Sinatra.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:16 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
samtzu wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:I was messing with "blue Moon" to make it "Blue State" so that Joel could sing it. But my mouse froze.

I'm afraid, I'm very afraid.

Is my mouse in cahoots with Joel?
I used to like frozen mouse....

... or was it mouse'?....

....or even moose?...
Well it does keep the fur from sticking in your craw.

By the way, what is a 'craw'? I think I've lost mine... and it wasn't insured....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:19 pm

I was thinking of having a "Breakfast with Sinatra" at Kantina Apokiliptika on the Thursday before the burn.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:21 pm

samtzu wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
samtzu wrote: I used to like frozen mouse....

... or was it mouse'?....

....or even moose?...
Well it does keep the fur from sticking in your craw.
By the way, what is a 'craw'? I think I've lost mine... and it wasn't insured....

a pouch in many birds and some lower animals that resembles a stomach for storage and preliminary maceration of food

Also crop. Not to be confused with what you'll be hit with if you're not careful.

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