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samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:22 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
samtzu wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Well it does keep the fur from sticking in your craw.
By the way, what is a 'craw'? I think I've lost mine... and it wasn't insured....

a pouch in many birds and some lower animals that resembles a stomach for storage and preliminary maceration of food
Also crop. Not to be confused with what you'll be hit with if you're not careful.

That whole "harvest of pain" thingy?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:25 pm

stick in my craw irritate me, get to me That decision really sticks in my craw. How could he sell Gretzky?

on the same page:

step aside resign, quit so someone else can do the job If Jon will step aside, Harvey can become president.

and

step on his dick cause an error, screw up John really stepped on his dick when he lost that CD. It had all his customer accounts on it.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:26 pm

samtzu wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
samtzu wrote:By the way, what is a 'craw'? I think I've lost mine... and it wasn't insured....

a pouch in many birds and some lower animals that resembles a stomach for storage and preliminary maceration of food
Also crop. Not to be confused with what you'll be hit with if you're not careful.
That whole "harvest of pain" thingy?

Look you know what goes on in this bar as well as I do.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:27 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
samtzu wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote: Also crop. Not to be confused with what you'll be hit with if you're not careful.
That whole "harvest of pain" thingy?
Look you know what goes on in this bar as well as I do.

Yeah, and I keep hanging out here for that very reason... to see if I can 'come a cropper'...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:27 pm

yeah.. speaking of which.. where're my cuffs???

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:28 pm

There is something in this Velveeta that I cannot identify.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:29 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:yeah.. speaking of which.. where're my cuffs???

Well.... MY cuffs are behind me on the wall... the black furry ones? I haven't seen your leopard spotted ones in a while, though...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:29 pm

And I have to go home soon.

GE did you look in the lost and found? I thought I saw some there under the "I eat playa for breakfast" t-shirt and the troll doll.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:29 pm

helitack wrote:There is something in this Velveeta that I cannot identify.

Maybe someone slipped some real cheese in there... you have to be careful about that.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:30 pm

helitack wrote:There is something in this Velveeta that I cannot identify.

You mean beyond the msg and the transfat? Maybe some actual milk crept in during processing. Or maybe it's sam's frozen mouse.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:31 pm

samtzu wrote:
helitack wrote:There is something in this Velveeta that I cannot identify.
Maybe someone slipped some real cheese in there... you have to be careful about that.

Sam, you've posted first and undercut me twice in a row. Now you're afraid. If you have any sense.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:32 pm

Guin, my cuffs dont have fur, but they are heavy and nicely shined up right now, you wanna borrow?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:33 pm

no no... I think I know where mine are... they might be in the cellar... I think that's where I used them last...

I'll go check...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:34 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:no no... I think I know where mine are... they might be in the cellar... I think that's where I used them last...

I'll go check...

Let me help you...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:35 pm

no, it's alright. I can do it myself...

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:35 pm

Let me help, too... WHOOO HOOO!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:35 pm

Tune in tomorrow. . .

Or at least the fishy must.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:36 pm

OK, I just thought I would offer, they're stainless steel so they won't rust in the hot tub. Jeeeebus, i need a trip to the SHS.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:38 pm

me too, Heli. thanks for the offer. It's just that I have delicate skin. I need the fuzzy lining... and my cuffs are the fetish ones... more like gauntlets than handcuffs... I like those better...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:39 pm

have a great night fishie... as always, your quick wit will be missed...

*mwah*

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:41 pm

Oh, I see, pretend ones.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:41 pm

not so pretend.. they're what I went up on the crane with.... they worked like a charmm...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:43 pm

Mine work well too, sometimes too well, oh well.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:45 pm

Well... nighty night, you two... I'm down the road for now... see ya' tomorrow...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:45 pm

well!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:46 pm

night, sam...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:47 pm

---------heli now makes room in the perfect temperature hot tub, a subliminal hint for Guin------------

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:49 pm

oh yeah... subtlety... you gots it, heli...

*throwing caution to the wind, she strips quickly and climbs into tub*

ahhh.... if only I could do this for REAL tonight...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:51 pm

But you COULD if.......................plus it's probably snowing like crazy up there, wonderful to sit in the middle of nowhere in a hot spring with the snow just swirling about. Jeeebus, what a visual I have now.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:53 pm

hmmm. we used to do that in MN. Hot tub, then go and roll in the snow... then hot tub...

great for circulation...

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