The Bar

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:40 am

Rian Jackson wrote:come on, we know you have no work ethic for this dumb job of yours.
you know you wanna stay here with us.
you want to stay and drink,
talk epistemological philosphy,
engage in senseless banter,
warp your mind.

get out of my head dammit!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:41 am

that's what Rob's been telling me for months, to no avail.
i'll never leave, i'm here forever.
especially when you call me imaginary.
you can't escape.
give in to the dark side, giggle.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:44 am

i am the darkside, rian......

MWAH HA HA HAAHHH HA HA HA!!!!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:47 am

RIAN! RIAN! Where are you? Guess what I'm holding in my hot little hands??????!

should I be scared to open it?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:52 am

{blushing!}

Oh, you guys!!!!!!!

Um, excuse me everybody........I've got to, uh, have a moment with myself!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:02 am

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOHOO!!!!!!

IS IT TRUE?? IS IT TRUE???

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:08 am

My lips are the loveliest shade of pink!

*smooch*

And now, really really, I have to work........

I *adore* you guys!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:09 am

my day just got sooo much better. Tisha! Tisha! did you hear? She got it!! It's confirmed!!

happy dance, happy dance. i was so afraid the postal workers stole it for themselves!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:30 am

YAYAYAY!!! Yay for Giggles and the usps!

(I was SOOOO good, wasn't I Rian and Tish??? I didn't spoil the suprise or ANYTHING!)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:31 am

yes, why yes you were. you and CWL and LL and everyone else who knew our nefarious plans!!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:44 am

let's see, let me guess what could you have gotten Giggles that would cause her, ah, lips to turn the loveliest shade of pink after having a moment with herself,.......

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:48 am

why, i don't know, but i do seem to remember one friday morning bar conversation...

and a trip to a local establishment with Tisha while she was here.

i'm sorry Zule, you wanted one too, didn't you?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:51 am

No, but I would have liked to been along on the shopping trip.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:52 am

Good morning all. How about a tall aged whiskey. This cold weather is going to get crazier by the end of the week. Maybe Portland will get frozen over and virtually shut down again this year.

Jason

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:54 am

We were selfish. We didn't even let the boys who were in town come on this one.

Next time though, you're invited.

and there IS my friends 'n' family discount there...

it's funny, my friend who works there said Christmas with the family gets a bit awkward these days. She doesn't think the older generation would like hearing what she does for a living. She tells them she works in a bookstore... and, well, they have some books, too.

We had a huge discussion over beer on Christmas about buying vibrators for moms. Never done it, but it's an interesting thought.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:59 am

One ringy dingy, two ringy dingy.................ssnnrrtt, ssnnrrtt, ssnnrrtt

The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round
the wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, all through the town!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:19 am

We had a huge discussion over beer on Christmas about buying vibrators for moms. Never done it, but it's an interesting thought.

I have!! She kept saying how she wasn't 'that kind of girl'.. then she had to have rotator cuff surgury on her right arm.. I sent one to her, saying that 6 weeks in the sling not even being able to TIE HER SHOES, let alone other things, would help make her that kind of girl. She blushed when she opened it, but she thanked me very honestly. She just smirks now whenever I ask her about it.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:21 am

this friend of mine says she bought her mum a gift cert. (even before she worked there). Her mom wouldn't spend it; it ended up back on her kitchen counter. She ended up having to choose something for her.

Yer mom is cool. When's she coming back out here?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:33 am

not sure... it's hard for her to get away...

and you're right... she's way cool.... I adore her....

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:35 am

Diet Coke in hand, I'm off to my Magic Bus........
Better grab some candy so I can have a sugar buzz like the kids!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:41 am

Rian Jackson wrote:my day just got sooo much better. Tisha! Tisha! did you hear? She got it!! It's confirmed!!

happy dance, happy dance. i was so afraid the postal workers stole it for themselves!!

i heard, i heard!! YAY!!! You were very good, Guinie!! Here's a special chocolate and peppermint Annie for you...
and that was a great shopping trip...we were there for what...two hours?? i just thought of it last night, as a matter of fact, cuz i had my new- ah...

nevermind...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:43 am

woo hoo! Peppermint Annie!

I had a few of those last night... ahhhhhh....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:43 am

Yew know...I have always envied the great range of such items available for women. The few designed for men are pretty useless as far as I can tell.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:47 am

buckethead alien wrote:Yew know...I have always envied the great range of such items available for women. The few designed for men are pretty useless as far as I can tell.

Inflatable sheep?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:48 am

samtzu wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Yew know...I have always envied the great range of such items available for women. The few designed for men are pretty useless as far as I can tell.
Inflatable sheep?

Yeah. Although, I kind of hated it when they stoped making them.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:49 am

they're not ONLY designed for women, my dear. There are cockrings that hold some of the bullet vibes in place... that way they get both partners... even the simple use during partner play can be stimulating to the male... I happen to know this from personal experience....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:50 am

this store had some kind of oral cavity thing (with moving tongue action!!) that looked pretty interesting... very soft...

HEY SPUT!!! I see you lurking!!! any music today??

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:52 am

Mmmm. I totally agree with your point about sharing the stimulation. That is, frankly, rather amazing.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:53 am

absofuckinglutely!

Tish: I'm dry. Can I get another peppermint annie?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:55 am

mmm... here ya go, babe. think i'll have one, too.

i've gotta head to a meeting for a while. cover me!