The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:11 pm

ummm, that should read "love", not "loce"

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:13 pm

And I love how you say loce, GE ... matter of fact, .... say .... telephone ... slooooowly. Mmmmmm, yeah!

Later folks, I will check in later to unplug Helitack's guitar after he falls asleep in the hot tub again.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:14 pm

ever read Twain's The War Prayer? SOOOOO worth a read. Honestly. Especially right now. I did it as a performance piece at a War Memorial one Memorial Day.

considering that I was in conservative small-town minnesota, it went over like a turd in a punch bowl...

but seriously... you should check it out...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:15 pm

hey, no making fun, geekie! I've a voice like honey...

that's what I've been told....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:15 pm

Dude, it's an accoustic guitar, there is no plug. You must be fondling the blender.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:16 pm

no no... that's the cord to my----

---nevermind.

um, hairdryer. yeah. that's it.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:20 pm

The Wand does not need a cord.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:22 pm

don't know what kinda heat you're packing, but MINE is corded... at least, ONE of mine is.... most of the others are waterproof... woo hoo! They can come swimming!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:27 pm

Uh, guinivere can come swimming?! Woo hoo! Never have myself actually, but wouldn't mind finding out some fine day.....

Just stopping in for a quickie in between jobs.......{yawn} off to the irritating things about work thread......

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:27 pm

Ditto the above and NO batteries required. And it can make special things appear at will. Amazing.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:36 pm

I'm making more snowmen, Giggles.. hurry back...

we never did get to finish snuggling today...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:38 pm

Snuggling can never be finished, you just continue at a later time, it's never ending.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:40 pm

well, it was sort of unrequited, anyway....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:43 pm

Now it makes sense.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:45 pm

good,

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:49 pm

I thought so. Jeeebus, cheez-its and segrams 7 are NOT good togehter.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:51 pm

are you floating the cheezums IN the Seagrams? highly unadvisable.

The only PROPER way to do it is to DIP the cheesies INTO the seagrams for 1.45 seconds...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:52 pm

Shit, it's dinner. Hand full of Cheez-its, swallow of 7 and h20. Ruff life.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:54 pm

sheesh.

all those deliveries, and you didn't at least keep, say, a steak to bring home with you??

shame, heli.. shame..

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:57 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:well, it was sort of unrequited, anyway....

???!

{grabs the neverending blanket and pulls GE in next to her, as well as her *@!% keyboard}

May I be close to you while I type a bit more? The only solution I can figger at the moment. Here, sip on my snowman while my fingers are busy.....

.....stupid job......

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:59 pm

perfect...

Thanks giggles...

and the unrequited part was totally MY fault, by the way..

I think I had to work or something stupid like that...

*kisses Giggles on the cheek*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:01 pm

{kisses GE back}

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:01 pm

heli wasn't thinkin about hisself today.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:02 pm

you know, for a second Giggles, i coulda SWORE that you asked me to sip on your fingers while you typed...

must be that I'm tired, and me-eyes aren't working properly...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:04 pm

I am sooo confused.

santa · Post by **santa** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:06 pm

confused, heli? why?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:07 pm

helitack wrote:I am sooo confused.

Maybe you should be going to one of the bars Geekster is headed to.

santa · Post by **santa** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:09 pm

santa tried to be nice. he really did. but he can't.

fuck it.

santa wants a drink.

enough of this drivel.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:10 pm

Poof! heres your drink.

santa · Post by **santa** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:15 pm

you sound just like that birdbrain... poof!

hey, what are these things in my drink? Are these fucking Cheezits?

shit. what'a a santa gotta do to get a decent fucking drink around here? Fuck.

Santa's out. Fuck.