The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:02 am

FILL me in...ferchrissakes.... fill me in, not full me in...fekkin a...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:03 am

I'll have one too.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:07 am

you got it, baby. i like yer new look! how's the job manifesting going?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:12 am

hold on Tish... I'm pming you about it...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:26 am

I'm headiing to work... I'll be back in a bit...

keep my place for me, okay Tish?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:28 am

gulp........I did it. I spent the bill money on a ticket (!!!!!!).

what the hell are you going to do with your three kids for a whole goddamm week, and hte week before school starts for chrissakes? What about the water bill, and the gas bill, and the ......? What the fuck do you know about camping in the fucking DESERT???? What are you thinking???

Would you just shut up already? I'm obviously not thinking! When have I ever! Why would I start now! I'M A FUCKING IDIOT, OKAY? sheesh.

Um (!), I really need a drink (!).

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:33 am

i'll getcha a drink, but all you really need is to hook up with some locals who go, hitch a ride with them, call up gramma to come hang with the kids, and start reading all the survival guides and tip-sheets and then start calling eplaya friends to find out how little you really need to bring.

there.

you will go. it will be easy. it will be hard. it will be fun. whatever the costs and inconveniences, it will be worth it.

thanks for the shortcuts, GE - i'll save yer bartstool. thanks fer the shortcuts on the latest drama... i just needed some context.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:35 am

YAY!! SHE'S COMING!!!

drinks on me, tisha! woohoo!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:40 am

GIGGS!! You just made my day!!! Look out, there's a whole lot of Bucketlove awaiting you on the playa.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:46 am

YAY!!!!

Oh gawd, I feel the flames licking up around my toes......I gotta go make some money now to throw at these little fires cropping up......before my household succumbs......

happy dance! happy dance! I'm going to burning man! WOO HOO! Let it BURN, BABY!!!!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:56 am

----heli crumbles in with another staggering load of cedar and juniper for the hot tub fire, looks in his magic bag, smiles and crumbles back out-----

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 12:47 pm

Hey barflies! A friend just emailed me telling me his band needs a name in a big hurry. Here's your chance to attain immortality! I didn't like many of his suggestions, but a few: 99-Percent (Devil), The Lesters, and Homage, were okay.

Would Ultrasound Scrotum get you in the door?

Heh.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 12:53 pm

in a word BHA, no.

um, heli, you're getting ranger disease. (small wonder) stop it.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 12:53 pm

oh, jeez...this is gonna be good... where's Rob when ya need him..

how about "Midget Porn All-Stars"

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 12:58 pm

How about "Harvey's Hat"?

Sockster · Post by **Sockster** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 12:59 pm

A bottle of something, please. Anything. Doesn't matter, Just give me the whole bottle and I will be over behind the hot tub.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:03 pm

Keep 'em coming you rockstars!

how about:

Dolores Haze

??

sux?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:09 pm

?

i don't get it...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:12 pm

lick my balls now mutha fucka!
now with more mayonnaise

that would attract attention

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:12 pm

here are a few from a certain undercover eplayan:

How about "The 'Nads" or "Mystik Synapse"
howz about "Sonic Fleabite" or "The Ointments" or "The Applicatorz" or "Funky Smegma"?

???

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:13 pm

what kind of band is it?

would 'shameless navel gazers' apply mutha fucka

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:17 pm

The ultimate band name ever but I don't think I could wholeheartedly reccomend it is- Free Beer

Just imagine driving down the road and seeing a sign "Tonight Free Beer"

That is marketing if I have ever seen it.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:19 pm

Sockster wrote:A bottle of something, please. Anything. Doesn't matter, Just give me the whole bottle and I will be over behind the hot tub.

sorry to ignore you, baby... socks are often dubious around here...and hiding behind the hot tub is a little weird...here's a bottle of nighttrain.

wanna tell us a bit about y'self?

maybe you got a name for Bucket's friend's band?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:19 pm

trio - Iggy covers, originals, that kind of thing, motha fucka

this:
can say who they came from, I need the glory. "The Playan Spittle" or "The Pink Toast Boys" or "Retching Rory and the Beefy Bunch"

and the above are from heli, by the way...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:20 pm

stuart wrote:what kind of band is it?

would 'shameless navel gazers' apply mutha fucka

That is a good one, the performance art thing I am bringing to the playa this year might use that name if you don't mind.

Jason

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:24 pm

dime a dozen mutha fucka

I was in a band named battery

we always wanted to team up with a band named assault (true story mutha fucka!)

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:30 pm

stuart wrote:dime a dozen mutha fucka

I was in a band named battery

we always wanted to team up with a band named assault (true story mutha fucka!)

http://www.rockinboston.com/lapeste.htm

The frontman in my friends' band, Peter Dayton, seen in an early incarnation, above, is hardly "dime a dozen" mutha fucka

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:34 pm

And the Horse You Rode In On
Your Mother's Fucker
Quickstarch
WetNightmares
Fluffy Butt
Butt Plug Batteries
Beefallo
George W. Bushy
Taliban Bodyslam
Dubbya Fuckers
Moldy Body Parts
Size Nine Dildo from Outer Space
Broomstick Fuck
Shovelhead
Arizona Head Lock
etc.,
etc.,
ad infinitum

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 2:20 pm

So I have passed all of your suggestions on to the reincarnation of the Peter Dayton Band and await their decision.

My favorite is from Stuart (mutha fucka):

More Mayonnaise

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 2:25 pm

hardly "dime a dozen" mutha fucka

dime a dozen was in reference to the band name idea that Jason wanted to use.. As in, my ideas are a dime a dozen mutha fucka. Please feel free to continue being all angry and shit at me if you want to though mutha fucka.

That's right