Confessions.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:29 am

[righteous indignation]Well, I never![/righteous indignation]

really, such disgraceful behavior. Unbecoming of a lady.

Kristines · Post by **Kristines** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:32 am

I confess I am perusing eplaya instead of doing two Very Important Tasks that I should have done 4 and 21 days ago, respectively.
I confess that I am not sure I can do them today.

Kris

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:35 am

Kristines wrote:I confess I am perusing eplaya instead of doing two Very Important Tasks that I should have done 4 and 21 days ago, respectively.
I confess that I am not sure I can do them today.

Kris

heh heh heh. (Do you think she's starting to get it?)

ooops.....shit. Work. Yeah.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:36 am

My wife just told me to go buy a "stud finder." I confess I'm not sure I like the idea of her having one...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:36 am

whoever said I was a lady, RG??

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:37 am

perusing eplaya instead of doing...

all those in like company say 'I'

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:39 am

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:02 am

Irie...I mean "I"

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:03 am

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:09 am

nah, mutha fucka, i'm a multi taskin' mama. doing three things at once.

SilkenTofu · Post by **SilkenTofu** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:27 am

Ranger Genius wrote:My wife just told me to go buy a "stud finder." I confess I'm not sure I like the idea of her having one...

I confess that I would like to borrow that "stud finder", just to do some "field tests" (you know, quality contol and all that)

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:30 am

With all of the metal in the modern day males face it would probably work fairly well but the quality of the stud is questionable.

Jason

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:32 am

SilkenTofu wrote:
Ranger Genius wrote:My wife just told me to go buy a "stud finder." I confess I'm not sure I like the idea of her having one...
I confess that I would like to borrow that "stud finder", just to do some "field tests" (you know, quality contol and all that)

i confess that i think that's a field trip we could take together.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:44 am

I confess that I've begun to love seeing thhe fedex man with a package under his arm....

I confess that, as of late, 70% of the packages he brings are for me, and not for the company...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:44 am

I confess I'm tired cranky in pain and have no interest in staying at my job today.

I confess I will anyway, office politics being one reason.

I confess I'm finding you guys could be a little more entertaining today.

I confess that I know that makes me a whiner.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:47 am

stuart wrote:
perusing eplaya instead of doing...

all those in like company say 'I'

I confess Veggie Tales comes to mind again:

{ahem}

And Now it's time for silly songs with Larry.
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Joining Larry are Pa Grape, and Mister Lunt, who together, make up the
infamous gang of scallywags, "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything"...

We are the pirates who don’t do anything
We just stay at home and lay around
And if you ask us to do anything
Well just tell you we don’t do anything

Well, I’ve never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I’ve never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And I’ve never been to Moscow
And I’ve never been to Tampa
And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall

We're the pirates who don’t do anything
We just stay at home and lay around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don’t do anything

And I’ve never hoist the mainstay
And I’ve never swabbed the poop deck
And I’ve never veer to starboard
Cause I never sail at all

And I’ve never walked the gangplank
And I’ve never owned a parrot
And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall

Cause were the pirates who don’t do anything
We just stay at home and lay around
And if you ask us to do anything
Well just tell you we don’t do anything

Well i've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping pong
And I’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes
Up against the wall

And I’ve never kissed a chipmunk
And I’ve never gotten head lice
And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall

Huh? What are you talking about?
What does a Rooster or mashed potatos
have to do with being a pirate?

Hey! That's right!
We're supposed to sing about piraty things

And who's ever kissed a chipmunk?
that's just nonsense!
Why even bring it up?
Am i right?
What do you think?

I think you look like Cap'n Crunch...

Huh? No i don't!

Do too.

Do Not.

You're making me hungry...

That's it, you're walking the plank!

Says who?

Says the Cap'n!

oh yeah?
Aye, Aye... Cap'n Crunch... hehehe

ARRRGH!

Yikes!

And I’ve never licked a spark plug
And I’ve never sniffed a stinkbug
And I’ve never painted daises
On a big red rubber ball

And I’ve never bathed in yogurt
And I don’t look good in leggings
You just don't get it...
And We’ve never been to Boston in the fall!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:51 am

GuinivereElise wrote:I confess that I've officially decided to create an Icicle Bitch character for the playa this year...

I further confess that I am looking forward to being her on the playa for a day...

Give me a day notice so I can get this on film, or er, CF...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:52 am

oh, you'll know. EVERYONE will know...

Kristines · Post by **Kristines** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:11 pm

gigglesnort wrote:
Kristines wrote:I confess I am perusing eplaya instead of doing two Very Important Tasks...

Kris
heh heh heh. (Do you think she's starting to get it?)

.

Hey, I was one of the first ones to get it. I'm all over it.

:)

Kris

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The key is to get to know people and trust them to be who they are. Instead, we trust people to be who we want them to be -- and when they're not, we cry.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:57 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:oh, you'll know. EVERYONE will know...

I can only imagine... it better be good too~!

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 1:00 pm

Kristines wrote:I confess I am perusing eplaya instead of doing two Very Important Tasks that I should have done 4 and 21 days ago, respectively.
I confess that I am not sure I can do them today.

Kris

I confess...

Too late she is smitten folks. You do know we all love you, just because of you, and for no other reason than you just being you Kim. I think you are begining to experience what Burningman is, and inadvertedly have become part of it. It is not just an event, it is being part of a caring, loving, naturning, phenomenomal community. When I see you at burningman I will give you a big loving hug. All you're bases are now belong to us
Ahhh... this is a magical place is it not?...

"You now, always have a friend in us."

one, of you're bestest pal,
the rebbi

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 1:11 pm

giggs, what's the one about the sombrero?

'and i don't look good in leggings...'

where are you getting the lyrics?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 1:40 pm

Yeah, the sombrero! Is that the one where the cucumber sings in spanish and the tomato interprets......there seems to be a plethora of sites devoted to the lyrics of Veggie Tales songs (and for good reason). My friend google helps me find them.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 2:21 pm

I confess that I "sold out" (or whatever) and got all my hair whacked off today.

Goodbye pony tail! I've had long hair for about ten years now, and just got tired of it. I loved having long red curls, but I've been thinning out a bit up top o' the head the past few years; so when my hair was pulled back, it looked kinda thin and stringy. I was afraid that I was starting to develop a "skullet", or, even worse, that it was kinda starting to resemble a combover...and there's no fucking way I'

I further confess that I really like my new short haircut and that I feel really handsome and de-boner (or is it "debonair"?).

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 2:33 pm

I got de boner... RIGHT HERE!!!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 2:35 pm

congrats ring,

a dear friend recently chopped his long hair after over a decade and is pretty pleased. We've all been there.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 2:35 pm

I confess that I just did a little Web-snooping and that I was impressed.

But.. in an unrealted development,

Woodrow, would you ask your mutha fuckin' master WTF for me please?

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 2:46 pm

Hey! Bucket! He says, "WTF, wtf?????"

I don't know what he's talking about... but neither does he....

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 2:48 pm

buckethead alien wrote:I confess that I just did a little Web-snooping and that I was impressed.

But.. in an unrealted development,

Woodrow, would you ask your mutha fuckin' master WTF for me please?

who or what did you web snoop??

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 2:54 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:I confess that I just did a little Web-snooping and that I was impressed.

But.. in an unrealted development,

Woodrow, would you ask your mutha fuckin' master WTF for me please?
who or what did you web snoop??

A SO's other SO, U know?

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