Please flame me

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 9:55 am

I've spent so damn much time reading about people being flamed, I decided to see what all the talk was about.

I'm a bbs flaming virgin.

Would you flame me?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 9:59 am

I do my best thinking on the bus.

If you do your best thinking on the bus then maybe consider getting on that fucking bus the next time you decide to come up with another lame ass thread - asshole.

DogBoy · Post by **DogBoy** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 10:50 am

Put the can down & step away from the computer, you drunken asshole! What makes you think you have the right to pollute my board with your alchoholic ramblings!?!?! Stop wasting my precious bandwidth!
Hope that helps your research project...

Blenderhead · Post by **Blenderhead** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 11:00 am

I'd totally flame you right now, but I'm too busy watching your mother toss salads on the Spice Channel.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 9:07 pm

Well, thank you to the three previous attempts at participation, but really, not much of a response..

I went to a renaissance faire today and I kept thinking 'what does this remind me of?'

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 9:41 pm

abeerinthemorning wrote:'what does this remind me of?'

To put the downpayment on your sex change?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 9:50 am

DogBoy wrote:Put the can down & step away from the computer
Hope that helps your research project...

it didn't come in a can, but I did have something yesterday that gave me a serious wack frame of mind.
just took another one.
will step away from the computer.

Niacin · Post by **Niacin** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:32 pm

a.b.i.t.m:

I'd like to open by saying that I am in receipt and understanding of your last communication dated 11 October, but I can't. Indeed, I'm having basic troubles with the language. It looks like English, but it's hard to make out with all the frilly colour. Please consider the following to be in response to my Translation Department's belief of the meaning of your last sentence. If this is inaccurate, please feel free to respond in any one of the known dialects of human interaction, and we'll figure out what you mean.

In regards to your RenFaire comment, you really shouldn't admit to that in public. The next time you get up the urge to go out socially with a bunch of fat sweaty men who have misdirected their sex drives enough to persuade their inner child that it's a really good idea to stomp around a public place dressed in costume that went out of fashion 600 years ago for a really damn good reason, don't share with us. Indeed, just order in a pizza or something and watch Most Extreme Elimination Challenge or Trading Spaces until the urge passes. Feel free to share info on pizza toppings, or new wainscoting paint treatments. It's just as crappy of a topic, but a little more socially acceptable.

Sincerely,
Max

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 1:55 pm

a long time ago i used to be a butcher. i really liked that job till one day i backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in my work.......wait a minute wrong thread.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 8:23 pm

Wow, I am learning. Keep it up folks.

alice · Post by **alice** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 9:26 pm

that wouldn't be the short bus, would it?

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:41 pm

dear a.m. ale mother fucker.
i found an alternative to your online thumbsucking in this forum.
please refer to this following page.

http://www.zoofur.com/animalp.html

enjoy!!
-b

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:50 pm

"it's better to regret something you HAVE done,
than something you HAVEN'T done,
unless of course the thing is a two-foot horse dildo named THOR."

Oh yeah. Open your stupid trap agan, ABITM, and I'll fuck you up the ass with a frozen piece of dogshit. Have a nice day.

playasnake · Post by **playasnake** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:13 pm

Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie    [ ] Lamer      [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er        [ ] Pervert    [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer            [ ] Nerd       [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed                [ ] Freak      [ ] Cryogenic
[ ] Scammer            [ ] Troller    [ ] Pre-teen
[ x] Beer-Breakfast Bitch

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias/server is dreadful
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[ x] You asked

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Sign up for an AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Tell your Mommy to increase your medication
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ x] Be the guest of honor in the man on saturday night

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get Wrecked
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go tell your mother/father/test tube they failed
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] Get a clue, you pathetic loser
[ x] All of the above

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:47 pm

alice wrote:that wouldn't be the short bus, would it?

Nice!

alice · Post by **alice** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:58 pm

Don Muerto wrote:
alice wrote:that wouldn't be the short bus, would it?
Nice!

you're driving, right?

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:04 pm

Be quiet or I will slap a helmet on you!

alice · Post by **alice** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:09 pm

Don Muerto wrote:Be quiet or I will slap a helmet on you!

(sticks out toungue)

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:15 pm

abeerinthemorning, What kind of a miserable gutless wretch allows alice to take abuse on his "Please Flame Me" thread?!

Grow some stones ya kneebiter.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:24 pm

Don Muerto wrote:Be quiet or I will slap a helmet on you!

Slap a helmet on you?

WTF?

I'm supposed to defend Alice' honor against 'slap a helmet on you'?

I think she is in need of no defense Don Muerto.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:33 pm

It's a good thing drunks think they are clever. Have another drink, lushboy, you're only getting smarter.

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:23 pm

WOW!! Some of these are really good!!! I'd hate to piss these people off... can I bump this? Whoops! Too late... I already did!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:11 pm

what kind of sick crap is this? Isn't another 4 years of George enough to make any sane person absolutely fucking miserable? Why add more misery onto your pin sized head?

well...did you like that?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 8:19 pm

Woodrow wrote:WOW!! Some of these are really good!!! I'd hate to piss these people off... can I bump this? Whoops! Too late... I already did!

Hey Woody ... did ya like The Clapper you got for Christmas?

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:09 pm

i don't know who the fuck you think you are bumping some trashed out old moldy thread that sucked the first time around, but i'm not going to take ANY time out of my incredibly important, sassily busy day to respond to your heap of steaming crap. take your pathetic excuse for a post and go back and hide under the techtonic plate you crawled out from under because no one around here has the time for your purient drivel.

dam that was fun!

Silver 2 · Post by **Silver 2** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:36 am

I'm supposed to defend Alice' honor against 'slap a helmet on you'?

You really are an uneducated, ill-informed, lame-assed loser aren't you. What do you do, get most of your education and all of your news off of T-shirts? Stop drooling on yourself and at the very least try and keep up.

It is apparent that computers are really cheap when someone like you can afford one; ah, you are probably at the library, that would explain it. Now go get a bottle of Listerine, go back to your alley and stay away from public places.

You are my current best example of why I regret that the Web was ever created, it allows every idiot who can twitch a finger to wander around and waste people's time with truly unbelievable ignorance.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:42 am

drmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm drum roll...ta ta !!!

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:47 pm

YOur so self-centered, shellfish self-styled hippy shit, I would fuck you if you were the last virgin on the playa!
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So there!

Post by **mdmf007** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:25 pm

douche bag - quit wasting time

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