the Red Tent

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 6:09 am

ahh, they'll never bother me here, all those nonmenstruating morons who just don't get it.

{with a wave of her hand and a wiggle of her fingers, great big cushy velvety furry silky fringy pillows tumble into piles, low-lying couches and those kind movie stars always draped themselves about dotting the space, rich thick Oriental rugs; Magical Lights, always to suit your taste yet never disturbing your neighbor; the Wall of Wisdom and Pleasure, with unending rows of shelves lined with books; nooks containing baskets of craft supplies, art supplies; oils and potions for loving and healing the body; a desk for writing or drawing, an easel for painting, instruments for playing; a Magical Doorway inhibiting the uninitiated}

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:00 am

Allright Giggles. I grew up with two elitest big sisters like you. Let us in or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:10 am

{gives the Magic Door jamb a shake, checks the settings, sticks out her tongue at the jealous jellyfish}

nyah nyah!

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 9:08 am

**walks into tent, smiles, waves hello to all, discovers basket of craft supplies, fumbles around, finds a crochet hook and some blueish-purple fuzzy yarn, immediately wraps yarn around hook and starts going at it like a junkie needing a fix**

Hey Gigglesnort! Thanks for the PM invite. **hugs** I was feeling a bit nervous and anxious. Day 2. I brought a pot of herbal tea over from the cafe. Very calming. I need calmness right now. Comfy place ya' got here, lady! I'm impressed!! I have a feeling I'll be coming in here often. Love the craft basket and books! I got this book about faeries for Christmas: (donates a copy to bookshelf)

I know you love faeries like I do. Check it out. I am getting a beautiful Faery with lavish blueish-purple wings sitting on top of a blue crescent moon in about a week. My own design, but influenced greatly by Brian Froud.

**crocheting frantically, sipping herbal tea** Ahhh, this is nice here...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 9:29 am

*long, slow sigh*

{sitting quietly, breathing deeply, beaming welcome, and appreciating peace and understanding between friends}

My folks just came and snatched up my nonmenstruating daughters just in hte nick of time.

They are going to have lunch with their daddy (at least he the two eldest know him that way; the smallest knows but nothing of him). It's the first time they will have seen him since he's been on hte medication, out of hte hospital, and here in town. I wish them all luck. I'm very glad to be here instead of there.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:15 am

What this is invite only in here?

Grrr....

FINE THEN!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:23 am

hey analbaby...can i come in? pweeeez???

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:25 am

{grabs Tony by the ear and leads him out; grabs her sweetums analbaby and ushers him in, annointing hte forehead with deep unctuous red and a kiss}

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:30 am

Hiya Tony! Grab a fluffy pillow, sit yer ass down. What's new, cutie? **throws him the craft basket** Make something perdy!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:36 am

is this the tent where Roal Amundsen gets to rescue General Nobile?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:38 am

[SHOCK!] dammit dammit dammit Donita, I thought we had an understanding here?! [/shock]

{marches up to Magic Door, kicks it a few times, rattles it some}

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:43 am

**sorry** OK, Tony, get yer ass out. You heard the lady.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:56 am

Hey, no problem... I'm outa here.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:58 am

I was KIDDING, dude!!!!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:13 am

{sitting quietly, breathing deeply, the faintest little mona lisa smirk uh, smile playing at the corners of her mouth, giggles in her eyes. She finds a fistful of clay and begins working it in her hands, kneading and caressing, shaping of a willendorf goddess within hte cradle of her fingers}

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:27 am

yeah, but that mean old gigglewench wasn't~!

mutha fucka!!!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:29 am

pppfffffffttttttt!!!!!!!! TONY HOT HEAD!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:35 am

*breezes through the magic door and plops down on a couch, grabbing some oil as she does...*

Can I get one of ya'll to rub my neck? Ive got something incredibly funky going on with it... so so stiff...

I'll return the favor, if you want...

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:37 am

Bleed not from cursed.
Legend has it otherwise.
Every bitch not so from mentruate.
Every menstruate so from bitch.
Divine!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:48 am

Sweet Elise......show me where it hurts, baby; mmmmm fluffy kitty, come warm my lap while I rub......

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:48 am

Boy, am I fucking slow.

I get it now.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:53 am

* from behind the door *
If any of you women need ah a little help with cramps I'll be over at the bar.

I got a clean sleeping bag,...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:56 am

{disregarding the voice from behind the door, annointing Donita with deep unctuous red and a kiss}

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:13 pm

**Putting down crochet hook and giving the door a curious look**Looking back at the girls**

What do guys know about cramps?
Is there a secret cure I don't yet know about?

**continues to crochet**

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:31 pm

Bloody Is The Camping Ho!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:47 pm

Giggles:

it feels like I have whiplash... it's all stiff right up where the skull and spinal column meet... I can nod 'yes' okay, shaking 'no' is kind of difficult, and anything on the diagonal just doesn't work. Wierd...

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 1:01 pm

Guinie - what did you do? Sleep on it wrong? Tension? Stress?
Try some valerian root. It'll relax ya'.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 1:06 pm

Hmmm, tension at the junction of hte mind and the body...... a conflict of interests? Imagine hte tension liquifying and draining down and out with your breath, while I work.

{cradling the neck in her hands, pressing thumbs into the tightness, creating heat}

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 1:10 pm

Hello Giggs. How are you today? Thanks for letting me know I'd be welcome here.

How's the sky down where you are? Up here it's gray as the light fades but with just a hint of pink or purple. That's one thing we have over the PST eplayans, we get the sunset first.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 1:18 pm

<approaches tent flap and stops>

<yells> Check it out...

<shows newly sewn on red letter S on his shirt>

betcha can't guess what it stands for?

<walks away>