Conflict resolution 101: Alcohol bribery.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:38 pm

I knew it. An eplaya girls PM club and I'm not fuckin invited. Figures. What a bunch of twitty little bitches you are. I don't even care anymore. Go on. Have your fun little pajama party; paint each other's toenails; have your giggly half-naked pillow fight. AND THEN SIT AROUND AND LAUGH ABOUT HOW YOU LEFT THE DORKY NEW GIRL OUT!

Your just a bunch of horny over-sexed foul-mouthed bitches anyway. I don't want to be in your club . I don't even care anymore.

Actually, that's not true. If I beg will you let me in? I'm a horny over-sexed foul-mouthed bitch too!

Please please please please! If you get me drunk, I'll let you do things to me.....

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:14 pm

you don't need those stupidheads anyway you'd have a lot more fun in a boys club,.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:18 pm

we're all horny foul-mouthed over sexed bitches

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 8:46 am

gigglesnort wrote:I knew it. An eplaya girls PM club and I'm not fuckin invited. Figures. What a bunch of twitty little bitches you are. I don't even care anymore. Go on. Have your fun little pajama party; paint each other's toenails; have your giggly half-naked pillow fight. AND THEN SIT AROUND AND LAUGH ABOUT HOW YOU LEFT THE DORKY NEW GIRL OUT!

Your just a bunch of horny over-sexed foul-mouthed bitches anyway. I don't want to be in your club . I don't even care anymore.

Actually, that's not true. If I beg will you let me in? I'm a horny over-sexed foul-mouthed bitch too!

Please please please please! If you get me drunk, I'll let you do things to me.....

don't listen to them, giggle. the invitation must have gotten lost in the mail. now, off of this public forum; there are a few things we should teach you about PM finesse...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:44 am

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:54 am

AND THEN SIT AROUND AND LAUGH ABOUT HOW YOU LEFT THE DORKY NEW GIRL OUT!

GODDAMMIT! Fuckin'-a Giggle, how many times do I have to tell you that you don't QUALIFY as a newbie ANYMORE?!?!?

Shit, if you can't get it, even though I have told you DIRECTLY, then you must be brainless, you shit-spewing slime-sucking "i'm-so-cute-because-i'm-new" spouting absolutely foul-smelling BITCH!

Oh.

Oh my god.

Um....

giggle?

Oh my gosh.

Giggle, i'm sorry.

Oh, shit...

giggle, I didn't mean it.

Honestly, Giggle, (oh, please stop crying!)...

I think it's because I didn't get any last night... I'm all pent up. Fuck, honey, I'm sorry! I mean, I must really have a problem. Seriously. I just have all this sexual energy, and when it doesn't get released, well, it comes out in other ways.

Would a nice warm Chai, with a shot of vodka, help?

(you know, you could, ahem, HELP me with this problem.... how 'bout a double shot of vodka?... then we can talk about what you're doing later...)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:10 am

i'm crying at my desk. i thought you were giggling sheepishly. teehee.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:12 am

hey, are these Stuart's girlfriends:

??

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:16 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
hey, are these Stuart's girlfriends:

Personally, I like the shorter one, standing second from the left with the dark hair. Stuie can have the rest.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:16 am

I'm tryin to think of something all witty n'shit to reply, but I can't stop giggling~

(oooh, a baby doll nighty, for ME? Aw, you like me! You really like me!)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:21 am

why, that's me!!!
(we'll giggle about this at our next sleepover!)[/b]

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:40 am

O.K.

you are like, in so much trouble

I was not aware we were taking the gloves off again

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:43 am

stuart wrote:O.K.

you are like, in so much trouble

I was not aware we were taking the gloves off again

i'm not. it's just that i don't know anyone else here who works at Disney, and i couldn't NOT post them...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:52 am

look, FWIW, all those bitches are vacuous cock teases who only know how to validate themselves via men. I would never date those primadonna shrews. In my experience working with them they are also very unprofessional. For example, that piece of trash Arial (not that that is her real name) needs a salt shaker full of blow just to get out of her trailer in the morning. Her and her friend, who they don't call snow white for no reason, have sinus passages like the holland tunnel. Now red riding hood, on the other hand, is a piece of fine cartoon meat that I would seriously consider burying the baby leg with.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:31 pm

spoken like a true brother of nimrod

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:39 pm

samtzu wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:
samtzu wrote: Smarty pants....

I know you are, but what am I....
Poopie head!

[crying]Why-iii-iiiii is this happening to mee-ee.....I don't get iii-iit. I-I just don't understand. I'm so nice, and you are all so mean to me-eee-eee....[/crying]

[sniff] meanies.

oh, gee, I'm [sniff] sorry. It's just all too much sometimes. [sniff] I think I'm a bit premenstrual.

would someone please pass the southern comfort (and maybe some chocolate ice cream, too?)

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:24 pm

gigglesnort wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:
robbidobbs wrote:The "Get a Clue" initiation could work. This could just be a circle of couches with a table to put yer feet up onto. We hang out there smothering the poor slob who happend to wander in with old-timers yammerings, newbie interogation, and necking displays.

Can't forget the necking part.

At the end, the participant, if he/she can still walk upright, gets a necklace, laminate, or if they are interested in potties, a scarf. I'm recruiting for shwag-makers right now. PM for details.

I'll volunteer for kitchen duties as needed. I'm a dandy barback too.

Hey, a mixing bowl is a mixing bowl is a mixing bowl (nice to meetcha, by the way, I'm giggles....)
[banging head against the wall] stop *bang* talking *bang* out *bang* of *bang* your *bang* ass giggles!

with much humility, may I please ask for your permission to address you?

if i may please, your majesty, look i'm sorry i didn't say you should be on top, even tho we all know you are the queen; but you see i was being somewhat ratty, or goatish if you will, trying to claw my way into this place (not much in the way of foot holds, kinda steep and slippery! Whoo! what a mountain ya'll are. Please can you forgive me, i'm a fuckin clueless newbie yahoo sock troll newer-than-a-virgin for chrissake, and from ARKANSAW, you can't expect much (sorry you too, tisha)

Goddammit me, you stupid no-brains sniveling piece of shit, will you lay off the fuckin groveling for once? It's you! You are supposed to be the goddamn queen! Stop being such a fuckwipe dipshit asshole goody pile of eviscerated deer guts. Quit apologizing for yourself for once in your life.

[looks up from herself and notices the vast sea of eyes looking towards her] oh (ahem) oh my. Uh, sorry ....you folks had to see that....um, heh.......ya....

a drink please.....thanks....

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 11:48 pm

4 Women of the Apocalypse wrote:you're wrong.

*looks up from licking butt*
We are never wrong. Sometimes reality is wrong, but cats do not make mistakes.

4 Women of the Apocalypse wrote:you're dead meat.

Mmmmrrrrreeeeoooowwww!! Hhiiissssss hhiiissssssss.

4 Women of the Apocalypse wrote:i'm not sorry.

Pppuuuuurrrrrrrrrr ppppppuuuuuurrrrrrr.

4 Women of the Apocalypse wrote:now get me a drink!

Cream. Now.

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:43 am

If we must.

FkotA #2, come here.

*crunch crunch, crunch*

we're going to have to get new pets soon.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:47 am

4 Women of the Apocalypse wrote:If we must.

FkotA #2, come here.

*crunch crunch, crunch*

we're going to have to get new pets soon.

You simply must meet Kernul Killbuck. I believe his new Camp Apokiliptika is for you or you should lay seige upon it.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:59 am

sputnik wrote:sheeps go to heaven - goats go to hell

What the fuck, sput? I make you a blue-cheese-olive martini and you tell me to go to hell.

Oh yeah? Well.....well......{reaching} green goat women ARE heaven and blue men bite hairy toes!

(sorry yer not feeling so great of late)

Hey, I know, let's go drown it in vodka, kay?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:35 pm

gigglesnort wrote:
sputnik wrote:sheeps go to heaven - goats go to hell
What the fuck, sput? I make you a blue-cheese-olive martini and you tell me to go to hell.

Oh yeah? Well.....well......{reaching} green goat women ARE heaven and blue men bite hairy toes!

(sorry yer not feeling so great of late)

Hey, I know, let's go drown it in vodka, kay?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:40 pm

Why didn't I post anything? What the hell is wrong with me? Is it I am besotted with Gigglesnort...

Yeah, well fuck that!! I sure as hell don't need to get hooked up someone who won't give me the fucking time of day because I'M a California Redneck and SHE is an Arkansas Redneck!! Goddam elitists!! Who the fuck needs them anyway?!!

God... Jesus... Sorry, Snort... I don't know what came over me... I'm just, well... I'm sorry... I seem to be feeling needy, and just... I don't know... vulnerable... somehow... sorry....

How about some champagne to heal things a bit? My treat?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:50 pm

I aint seen a redneck crawl like that lessen they was swimmen in a sea of empties.

champagne she-it!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 10:38 am

gigglesnort wrote:
sputnik wrote:sheeps go to heaven - goats go to hell
What the fuck, sput? I make you a blue-cheese-olive martini and you tell me to go to hell.

Oh yeah? Well.....well......{reaching} green goat women ARE heaven and blue men bite hairy toes!

(sorry yer not feeling so great of late)

Hey, I know, let's go drown it in vodka, kay?

Don't worry giggles, just propaganda.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 12:36 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:
sputnik wrote:sheeps go to heaven - goats go to hell
What the fuck, sput? I make you a blue-cheese-olive martini and you tell me to go to hell.

Oh yeah? Well.....well......{reaching} green goat women ARE heaven and blue men bite hairy toes!

(sorry yer not feeling so great of late)

Hey, I know, let's go drown it in vodka, kay?
Don't worry giggles, just propaganda.

That's okay; just practicing my rhetoric.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 1:17 pm

gigglesnort wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
gigglesnort wrote: What the fuck, sput? I make you a blue-cheese-olive martini and you tell me to go to hell.

Oh yeah? Well.....well......{reaching} green goat women ARE heaven and blue men bite hairy toes!

(sorry yer not feeling so great of late)

Hey, I know, let's go drown it in vodka, kay?
Don't worry giggles, just propaganda.
That's okay; just practicing my rhetoric.

Hm. *fishy reaches out with fin, dips fin-ger into rhetoric and tastes.* Needs more hellfire and perhaps some cumin.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:23 am

You most unburniest elitist KKK nazi mutha fucka whutevas, I asked a long mutha fuckin time ago WHAT DOES YMMV mean?

You rotten livered alcoholic half-brained jump-at-every-troll-bait (hi jesus!) muthafuckas never bothered to TELL ME!!!

so what I don't know, I'm a fuckin idiot. Bite me, asshats.

drunk ass mutha fuckas; I brought my own goddamm drink.

how'd that taste, Ms. Fishy???

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:30 am

you hopelessly addicted twit, why don't you get a real job..like in wal-mart or something and spend your evenings eating potato chips in front of the tele instead of the stupid computer..........wow eviliness overcame me....been listening to the Gonzales hearings too much.....would you like a drink at the bar...I'm so sorry

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:49 am

{dips tip of pinky finger into cowboy's rhetorical pot, tastes}

hot, like the barbeque sauce from down the road at The Mean Pig!