Conflict resolution 101: Alcohol bribery.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:14 pm

oh oh.....I was only kidding giggle, I really love you
( so if I must follow reverse logic)...then you don't get any beer and I'm not sorry.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:22 pm

well wtf did you think I was trying to say, bird brain? The Mean Pig is hands down the best bbq joint around these parts......{imagines yummy bbq sandwich....salivates}

Hypersensitive blot, bleeding heart numbskill, try to make everyone happy mutha fucka.

I really love you too, cowboy (for reasons including but not limited to the things I listed above).

Wait....reverse logic......NO DRINK? {harumph!} WELL, I brought my own drink anyway goddammit.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:29 pm

I'll keep my cigar and send out to the pig for internet takeout. Love to the kids

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:36 pm

cowboy, sister! {annoints forehead with deep unctuous red and a kiss} Your welcome to bring the cigar and the takeout over to the Red Tent! Mmmm, Mean Pig.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:09 pm

This damn thread is getting too low in the forum.

I hate the lot of you.

Sorry, it's the humpday blues. You guys are my only fragile link with sanity.

Please: a PagoPago Octopus.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:13 pm

i think the lot of your are out there. as in, in fuckin' orbit.

i mean, you've all got full moons coming out of your asses. how insane is that? you think that's appropriate behaviour??

oh, dog. i'm sorry. i think i'm a little over-tired. we all get fucked up here and there.

please, oh please, someone get me dfrunk and pet me?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 5:08 pm

Why do we have to dredge all this sewage up again...

I think both of you are simple cretinous women who have nothing better to do with your lives than swim in your own swill (especially that goddam fish!) and should be turned over to real men to show you what a real woman needs, like a good fucking... jesus, you fucking loosers!

Sorry, it's the full moon and I haven't been laid in a while and I'm old and cranky and I've been under a lot of stress lately, which has made me wet (and shit) my pants and it's all too much...

Could you ladies join me in the bar for a scotch (the best, Macallen's) and some thumb (and other body parts) sucking?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 7:56 am

I disagree, this thread should be returned to its former glory. We are not loonies. We are civilized people trying to settle our difference in a manner which promotes alcoholism.

I mean really, what kind of agro sheep-dip licking farm refuse are you people? If you just pulled your head out a little bit more- you could breathe and get oxygen to your deprived and depraved brains. I hope the Testicles of God drop and crush your entire inbreed family!

Oh geez, I'm sorry. I guess getting my testicles stuck in the vending machine at work really fucked up my morning. I just feel abashed and ashamed, only partly due to explaining that whole testicles thing to my admin.

Rum and Coke anyone? My actions of late seem to have given me an overabundance of soft drinks, curiously enough.

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