The Bar

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:50 pm

If you could get a clue on travel time it would be great to time one to hit the Cities around the 4th of July when there are a lot of people on the river.

Though I have to confess I like the idea of the randomness of doing one when the mood strikes you.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:53 pm

I'm not really trying to wreck someones shit w/them (200 pound wooden penii in Mississippi).
Am actually hoping to make someone.. anyone... laugh their ass off while fishing or whatever. Workers at a dam? You betcha!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:59 pm

nipples wrote:Is your interpretation of the "mind", from those theologians, to mean a lower mind.. such as the ego?

~notices Zulegoonas' drink is half full, empties it. replaces.~

some feel that everything is mind....why not

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:00 am

That’s what I thought , I hear that the boats line up just under the Dam to watch fire works down town. I envisioned one hung up on the dam for the event. Had to smile at the thought

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:00 am

morpheus beckons. ....sweet dreams night hawks

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:04 am

Isn't mind required to be able to have equanimity?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:06 am

Good night CBA

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:06 am

I notice neither of those was posed in the form of a question....
which is a relief.

memories offensive
elephants irrelevant
as they decompose

Oh fuck.
Is there an elephant grave-yard out back?
Please, someone, do we have an elepahnt grave-yard
in The Bar?!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:08 am

Good-night, cowboy!

~slips small JAgermeister bottle in glittering mass of lighted gelatine~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:09 am

When they dug the catacombs under the Bar they unearthed a mastodon grave yard.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:12 am

Hmmm.

Equanimity.. the state of equalness.. must it be recognized to be realized?

~wipes bar down feverishly, unable to answer, befuddled, in quandry~

Say, how about those Vikings?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:17 am

yeah sure and them Wild locked out sure,..... Maybe it's time for this one to go to bed too,... have a good night Nipples

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:24 am

I am sorry, Zulegoona.

I have failed you as a bartender & a freind...
momentarily puzzled & frail.

I am recuperated,
interested in equanimity,
realization of The Same.

Please advise.

~opens counter-top hatch, becomes customer on barstool next to Mr Z's vacated one~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:32 am

I am nearly to bed..
not being rude.

Please know that your thoughts are important
to us here at

~insert bar name here~

and that your call will be answered before it could possibly have been made.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:35 am

~wipes down barstools & tucks all patrons under never ending blanket, crys, then smiles, knowing all is right~

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:05 am

Bambi rushes in to find Manolos scattered from under the spotlight, picks them up, and ties a note to one of the straps-
To whom it concerns,
These are for emergency use only. Don't try walking in them, unless you're prepared to break a few local taboos. Put them on and become an object of desire. Use them for GOOD only!
The Blaniks were then placed back under the spotlight waiting for the next man or woman to put them on.
Bambi turns and starts the coffee brewing, then exits with a giggle.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 11:52 am

Nipples Please know you hadn't failed me, I was fading fast and it seemed like a good time to go. If my sudden departure offended or saddened you in anyway please accept my apology.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:13 pm

Not a problem, oh bearded one!
Nice of you to be concerned over lil' ol me though
I'll try not to raise that emotion as I am made of
smoke & ash & granite & a pinch of water to hold
it all together. Snowing outside..... alot.

Real purty-like.

~scribbles in notepad, leaves tent amid whirling dervish~

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 1:17 pm

Donita: Everybody must be at church today, Monkey.
Monkey: Woo-Ooo-Ooo-Aaw-Aaw-Aaw!!!!
Donita: Do you want a beer, Monkey?
Monkey: Woo-Ooo-Ooo-Aaw-Aaw-Aaw!!!!
Donita: Hmm, I hope it's okay that I brought you into the Bar.
Monkey: Woo-Ooo-Ooo-Aaw-Aaw-Aaw!!!!
Donita: Well, they let Geekster in here, so it must be okay, right, Monkey?

Monkey: WOO-OOO-OOO-AAW-AAW-AAW!!!! **beats on chest and smiles**

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 2:34 pm

Monkey Monkey Monkey

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:27 pm

Hey Geekster!!

Git in here. I need someone to drink with. Buckets don't drink alone.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:29 pm

**Monkey leans over, bats eyelashes at Buckethead, and plants big monkey lip kisses on his cheek**

Donita: Uh oh, I was afraid of this...

**Monkey pounds down last sip of her 5th Sierra Navada, belches, runs over to jukebox, slips in a quarter**Guns 'N Roses starts blaring out**

Donita: It's her favorite song...reminds her of home...

Welcome to the jungle!!!! We've got fun n' games!!!!
We got everything you want!!!! Honey, we know the names!!!!

**Monkey gets up on bar and starts wiggling her butt, dancing in rhythm to the beats, jumps up, grabs chandelier and starts a-swingin'**

In the jungle!!!!!! Welcome to the jungle!!!
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees!!!!! I wanna watch you bleed!!!

**Monkey is getting out of hand, is swinging back and forth, then flings poo across the room**

Donita: Oh, Fucking-A!!! MONKEY!!! MONKEY!!! Get yer monkey ass down here right NOW!!!!!

Monkey: WOO-OOO-OOO-AAW-AAW-AAW !!!!!!

**Donita grabs drunken Monkey's hand and marches out of the Bar, embarrassed**

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:32 pm

*swoon*

Huh! Wait!!

aw, shit, I love monkeys

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:34 pm

It is nice to have had the child at the Aunt and Uncles house lastnight. I had a great time hanging with friends and watching the local stripper contingent trying to dance with their clothes on. I even got to play records lastnight to a very appreciative crowd. It always feels good when you see every hand over their attached bodies and clapping to a tremendous breakdowns that laeve the room filled with cheers and dancing bodies. I drank a good bit but was wise and am not nursing any sort of hangover today. Then woke up today after many vivid vivid dreams around 1pm. Cable man came and discovered where the yard maintenance people cut the cable line clean in half. But two hours later here I am ready to open the bushmills and start an early birthday bender. Tonight it is time for BBQ genuine southern style (This has been certified by all Texas relatives we have taken there, by no means the end all authority but a some what of conisouers). I canot wait to fill my stomach with brisquet and whiskey. So for now I will take an e-drink to get me started. I think I will harken back a month or two and have an Alien Urine Sample.

Jason

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:39 pm

Happy early birthday J-Dog! I was reading around the 100th page of The Bar thread today and found that it holds up rather well. The GE birthday flogging (Oct. 12) was especially good material. Hang around here and I'll bet she gets the cat o' nine and fur cuffs on you if you play your cards right.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:43 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Happy early birthday J-Dog! I was reading around the 100th page of The Bar thread today and found that it holds up rather well. The GE birthday flogging (Oct. 12) was especially good material. Hang around here and I'll bet she gets the cat o' nine and fur cuffs on you if you play your cards right.

I don't know whether to be scared or joyous. I have seen the damage this woman can inflict.

notthat1 · Post by **notthat1** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 4:45 pm

sorry i couldn't make it bro. Please next time put the address with the rest of the info

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 5:00 pm

notthat1 wrote:sorry i couldn't make it bro. Please next time put the address with the rest of the info

I didn't expect the Seattle crowd to make it down but if ya ever want to come down just give me a ring and we will make plans.

Jason

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 5:51 pm

-----heli crumbles into the bar, it's friday, lights the fire and settles into the tub, glass in hand---------

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 7:31 pm

Sandwichman wrote:if ya ever want to come down just give me a ring and we will make plans.

Am I the only one to whom this sounds suspiciously like a marriage proposal? Dibs on Maid of Honor!