the Red Tent

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 8:12 am

Whoa! Pretty flowers! Somebody loves us!

Monkeys like flowers.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 8:42 am

......well then, welcome to hell Mister mister Jellyfish! {arches eyebrow evilly, winks at Donita, scribbles on clipboard "points for building little girl's barbie house, knowing about days-of-the-week panties"}

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:24 pm

geekster wrote:May I touch your monkey?

Geekster!! Vould you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him! Liebe meine abst-monkey.

notthat1 · Post by **notthat1** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 1:15 pm

hey, can i come in * kisses giggles hand * .

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 2:00 pm

**Donita comes in with a staggering drunk monkey from the Bar. Monkey passes out on red carpet**

Oh, Monkey! I told you not to mix beer and wine! And dancing all over the Bar, flirting with the guys like that!! What were you thinking? Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot -- you're menstruating. Sheesh. It was rather funny, though, when you flung poo across the room that one time! But you can't do that again, okay? It gets us kicked out!! *smootch**

Monkey: **raises head, smiles whimsically** Woo-Ooo-Ooo-Aaw-Aaw-Aaw.... **passes out again**

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 2:29 pm

*rolls up a joint and lights it up*
pfffffft--pfffffffffffffffft
*blows smoke in the monkeys face and holds out the joint to see if he takes it*

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 2:40 pm

By the way, it's a girl monkey and she's menstruating, so she's....uh oh....now you did it...

**Monkey wakes up, grabs joint, tokes a big long draw, eyes are bug-eyed now, kisses LampLighterDuke on the lips, and races out of tent to go party again**

Now I'll never get her back....

**Donita goes running out of tent onto eplaya, looks from side to side, but Monkey is nowhere to be seen**

notthat1 · Post by **notthat1** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:17 pm

*sits next to Donita , starts flirting

*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:26 pm

Uh, can you flirt in here?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:27 pm

Heya BucketheadLongFingers! {winks at not that one, beams at Donita, turns into picture of alarm upon seeing the monkey}

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:35 pm

Giggs, after what just happened to me in The Bar I need to lay down. And I am kind of lonely today.

But! I found the most wonderful source of purple sand this afternoon. Amazing amounts of it on the beach.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 4:04 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Giggs, after what just happened to me in The Bar I need to lay down. And I am kind of lonely today.

**comes back from tent door**

Lonely? Want me to go find Monkey? She's smitten with you, Bucket.

Ahh hell, when she's drinking and menstruating, she's smitten with every man... She's a slut-monkey, I tell you!!! She can't hold her liquor either....

**peeks out tent flap again**No sign of Monkey anywhere**

Damn! Where could she have bolted off to?? She better not come home pregnant again!!!

**lays down on comfy pillows to take a nap**

Monkey wore me out today....ZzZzZzzzzzzzzzz.....

Silver 2 · Post by **Silver 2** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 4:21 pm

Normally would not intrude but I just sprayed beer all over about 5K+ worth of computer equipment housing about 10k worth of specialized software.

Donita wrote:

Boy, am I fucking slow.

I get it now.

And uh, darlin' you got to upgrade the guys you've been hanging out with:

What do guys know about cramps?
Is there a secret cure I don't yet know about?

Please see the 'I like sex' thread, pages 6 amd 7

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... amps#97355

Comment, we older guys might not be as nice to look at but there is something to be said for experience. For example, current GF prime; 4 days before and I hide, sweetness and light emails only, a day or so after things start happening I can show up and help out, often with only a heating pad and back rub.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 4:29 pm

{giggles annoints silver's forehead with a deep unctuous red and a kiss}

notthat1 · Post by **notthat1** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 4:42 pm

dissed again

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 5:07 pm

ooooh, wait a minute here.....{giggles sniffs catching a waft of monkey poo mixed with the scent of expectational confrontation, gets up to inspect the Magic Door settings}

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:38 pm

Silver 2 wrote:Normally would not intrude but I just sprayed beer all over about 5K+ worth of computer equipment housing about 10k worth of specialized software.

Donita wrote:

Boy, am I fucking slow.

I get it now.
And uh, darlin' you got to upgrade the guys you've been hanging out with:

What do guys know about cramps?
Is there a secret cure I don't yet know about?
Please see the 'I like sex' thread, pages 6 amd 7

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... amps#97355

Comment, we older guys might not be as nice to look at but there is something to be said for experience. For example, current GF prime; 4 days before and I hide, sweetness and light emails only, a day or so after things start happening I can show up and help out, often with only a heating pad and back rub.

silver - i've been nursing a mild crush on you for months now, but that fucking did it... you are a gem...a brilliant, sensitive gem.

giggles - brilliant thread, baby... too bad i didn't find it 5 days ago, prior to my self-imposed exile due to incredibly upredictable hormones... (almost wrote: hormoans... <snort>...)

i'm all better now...

crampbark tincture is *miraculous* for cramps... a dropper full in a glass of water every 4 hours... WHEW!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 5:34 am

thanks Tisha, baby......crampbark is a miracle worker! Mixed with a little skullcap, and you've got magic moon medicine in your hands.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:39 am

peeking inside Um, anyone seen my period? Its missing.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:00 am

Yeah. My bad. I borrowed it for a few days. There're some twigs sticking out of it, and a couple little scratches, but otherwise it's no worse for the wear. Here.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:03 am

gigglesnort wrote:thanks Tisha, baby......crampbark is a miracle worker! Mixed with a little skullcap, and you've got magic moon medicine in your hands.

hmmm.. you know, I USED to have crippling cramps with my period. i'm talkin' white-knuckled-doubled-over-pull-thee-car-off-to-the-side-of-the-road-or-i'll-crash cramps.

Then I stopped taking Ibuprofen (well, I stopped taking any sort of pharmecudicals for pain relief or to cure infection...). Poof. Gone.

Now, the most that i experience is a lower back ache the first day that I bleed...

I must be one of the lucky ones...

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:13 am

Thanks RG, and you can keep the cramps.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:36 am

AntiM, may I? {annoints her with the deep unctuous red and a kiss} Come sit with us, perhaps the phermones will get you triggered. And today is the new moon, I think.

Twas awful nice of RG to keep those cramps! {scribbles on notepad}

Guinie, I used to fight with terrible pain in my younger years but like you, it has lessened. The moment of ovulation is crampier for me these days, depending upon my diet and activity level at the time.

Also things seem to go much smoother all around if I drink raspberry leaf tea on a regular basis.[/img]

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:20 am

Thanks gigglyone.

Ah, the anticipation. Will I this month? Won't I? Light or heavy?

C'mon phermones!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:11 am

Janie used to celebrate it.

She'd run up to me and say, "Happy No Father's Day!"

Well I thought it was kind of cute.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:26 am

that IS cute, Rob...

I like Giggles' description of "Baby Repellant".

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:29 am

I have not, as of yet, fully come to terms with this part of being a girl.

At least it doesn't half kill me anymore.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:43 am

I cannot claim ownership of the baby repellent remark, cute as it is.....

{kisses Rob's forehead, then draws a crude red silly face on it complete with tongue sticking out and crossed eyes; hands Ms. Love a basket filled with a jar of loose hand-mixed herbs (chamomile and raspberry leaf) a steeper with a bow on it, and tinctures of crampbark and skullcap, and a little pigment pot filled with a deep unctuous red to do with as she pleases}

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:45 am

oh, shit... it was Purple.. I was PICTURING her in my mind's eye when I wrote that, but for some unknown reason, typed your name.

Sorry purple! No offense intended...

Silver 2 · Post by **Silver 2** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:01 pm

Cool, got a cute girl crushing on me,

silver - i've been nursing a mild crush on you for months now, but that fucking did it... you are a gem...a brilliant, sensitive gem.

I've got to show my son that post; I can hear one of two things: "You, Sensitive? Got'em fooled don't you" or and more likely, "Sensitive?, you faggot".

Now, if I were like most of the guys here I would be writing something flirty, but I am not really very good at it so I won't. I flirt fairly well in person.

....By the way, you uh, are older than the 16 you look in Sam's pictures, aren't you?