The Bar

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:07 am

Ooooo Heli, sorry I didn't see you. Figure you were out mopping up something or other. Yo.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:08 am

My vote:

anything that means that you can stay here in the Bar with us!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:11 am

Nope, dont have to back at work til Saturday. Yahoooooo!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:12 am

GuinivereElise wrote:comin' up, Geekie...

how's the car keys situation?

Oh, I am even stupider than I thought. I had asked her to put my keys on the child seat of my truck yesterday when she went to drive the oldest someplace. So as I was getting home from walking my daughter to school and was walking up the driveway past the truck, I remembered and looked inside ... sure enough ... there were the keys.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:15 am

aw, shoot, geekie!

they say that the memory is the first thing to go...

course, I can't remember what comes next...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:15 am

Playa prep begins:

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:16 am

nice, BHA...

shouldn't be too hard.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:20 am

hey, don't look now, but you know like I was saying about that weird coincidence thing where hte new names follow the flow of something on the board.....well look, love:ash......that's hte format I was using on the crush thread!!! O my gawd, that is like *soo* spooky!

{daubs lips with hte unctuous red pigment, smooches tisha leaving a kiss mark, and hands her the little pigment pot to do with as she pleases; walks over to the dusty computer in the booth, kicks it half-heartedly, and then sits down to work}

*sigh*

{clickety clackety tap tap click........flip flip flip......rewind........tickety clackety clack click et cetera et cetera et cetera......}

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:24 am

I even ordered a couple of these for the sides. Yee-haw.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:25 am

gigglesnort wrote:hey, don't look now, but you know like I was saying about that weird coincidence thing where hte new names follow the flow of something on the board.....well look, love:ash......that's hte format I was using on the crush thread!!! O my gawd, that is like *soo* spooky!
}

yew know, I was wondering whether Buttsex Avocado was a relative.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:34 am

buckethead alien wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:hey, don't look now, but you know like I was saying about that weird coincidence thing where hte new names follow the flow of something on the board.....well look, love:ash......that's hte format I was using on the crush thread!!! O my gawd, that is like *soo* spooky!
}
yew know, I was wondering whether Buttsex Avocado was a relative.

He is actually a cool cat out here in Portland. I have had the fortune of talking to him every once and a while. Ask him about his name there is a good tale behind it.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:35 am

GuinivereElise wrote:dj: why are you a bad employee? You're not supposed to have music??

I am allowed music but I think they might have an objection to me bringing in DVDs. I could please my case that I only listen but I feel they would not believe me.

Jason

PS By the way GE big ass squishy hugs for ya.

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:35 am

buckethead alien wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:oh, ouch. dropped the glass part? Yipes.
Wasn't full at the time. I still have the metal bits around here somewhere in case I get off my ass to order a replacement. How long do you let your coffee steep in yours, anyway? Mine never came out right. Maybe I ground the beans too fine.

And now....let's have a cup.

4 minutes is the minimum (according to the directions on mine.) I do it by "look" too.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:37 am

Sandwichman wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:hey, don't look now, but you know like I was saying about that weird coincidence thing where hte new names follow the flow of something on the board.....well look, love:ash......that's hte format I was using on the crush thread!!! O my gawd, that is like *soo* spooky!
}
yew know, I was wondering whether Buttsex Avocado was a relative.
He is actually a cool cat out here in Portland. I have had the fortune of talking to him every once and a while. Ask him about his name there is a good tale behind it.

Jason

I shall make a note of this, my good man. This is very interesting indeed. Where are Dr. Geekster and his clipboard when you need them!

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:38 am

And yes, it's a course grind.

NOw the real question is why I can't post as a fishy this morning. Must be a parakeet day.

Because eplaya kicked me off ~3 times. POOF!!!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:39 am

Morning or afternoon as the case may be

I need some coffee please,.

What are you making the chaps out of Bucket?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:40 am

Well, I am on my way to work, see you guys later.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:40 am

oh, fishy... sorry to hear that...

I was wondering where you were!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:42 am

Zulegoona wrote:Morning or afternoon as the case may be

I need some coffee please,.

What are you making the chaps out of Bucket?

Orange 1.5-inch nap faux fur. But now I am wishing I had ordered pink. Pink goes with everything.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:42 am

Have a good day Geekster

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:43 am

hey, orange IS the new pink.

ahhh, just had my first cranky-assed customer. Took them 2 hours to find me. Not bad, not bad. But that must mean that it's time for an e-drink.

who's joining me? Enough of this coffee shit...

Jameson's. Neat. Side of water, with no ice.

anyone else?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:45 am

I am so glad I didn't make the derogatory comment about long haired shocking pink fun fur I was going to on my first post.

Orange will be more unique

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:46 am

GuinivereElise wrote:hey, orange IS the new pink.

ahhh, just had my first cranky-assed customer. Took them 2 hours to find me. Not bad, not bad. But that must mean that it's time for an e-drink.

who's joining me? Enough of this coffee shit...

Jameson's. Neat. Side of water, with no ice.

anyone else?

I'll take a Jameson's sloppy.

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:46 am

GuinivereElise wrote:hey, orange IS the new pink.

And Duke Ellington is the Charles Parker of jazz.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:49 am

Hit me before I go out on the road, GE!

I think the orange with four stainless steel conchos on either thigh will be the shite, maybe I'll use pink ribbon around them to get my pink on. The question is, what to wear underneath. I am thinking gayboy silver poledancer tighties! Yow!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:50 am

yay!

okay, BHA and DJ: here's your drinks..

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:50 am

When my junior high aged neo-goth niece did her first stint in a reformatory boot camp we all told her orange was the new black.

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:51 am

buckethead alien wrote:Hit me before I go out on the road, GE!

I think the orange with four stainless steel conchos on either thigh will be the shite, maybe I'll use pink ribbon around them to get my pink on. The question is, what to wear underneath. I am thinking gayboy silver poledancer tighties! Yow!

AAAaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgh!!!! Morris Dancer with ergotism! Help me mr turtle!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:54 am

GuinivereElise wrote:yay!

okay, BHA and DJ: here's your drinks..

Thanks dahling.

Jason

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:54 am

BlueBirdPoof wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Hit me before I go out on the road, GE!

I think the orange with four stainless steel conchos on either thigh will be the shite, maybe I'll use pink ribbon around them to get my pink on. The question is, what to wear underneath. I am thinking gayboy silver poledancer tighties! Yow!
AAAaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgh!!!! Morris Dancer with ergotism! Help me mr turtle!

It's not your mother's Maypole, baby!