The Bar

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:06 am

*M walks into the bar and sees.....*

WOW! Silver tighties!! NICE choice of colors I must say! *with a smile*

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:14 am

I think I'll make a Frappacino, strawberry cream sounds yummy! I'll wait until later in the day for the stronger stuff.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:16 am

It's not your mother's Maypole, baby!

You have obviously not met my mother.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:21 am

Lydia Love wrote:
It's not your mother's Maypole, baby!
You have obviously not met my mother.

*SSSSSPPPPPPRRRRR............strawberry frappacino goes flying all over the bar in front of her. Laughing uncontrollably, M can barely find a towel to wipe up the mess*

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:33 am

*finally recovering, M quickly walks out to find the magic bus*

Kristines · Post by **Kristines** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:34 am

Hey, I own the pattern for chaps (long story, bought it to make some nieces some rodeo queen clothes). I could probably even be persuaded to make a couple of pairs if someone likes, or, better yet, get together with people who want them and show them how it's done. It's not hard, it's easy. I have the sewing machine.

I think fake fur chaps would be the bomb.

Kristine

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:40 am

Kristines: check out the quasi-chaps I made: theyre on my website under the 'decoms' link...

I'm making a couple more pairs of standard chaps, too...

there's nothing quite like faux fur chaps on a cold playa night...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:45 am

[singsong voice]

I got my ticket! I got my ticket! [/singsong voice]

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:46 am

If eplaya keeps dumping the Crypto identity, Imay have to consult with you on how to bulid a parakeet costume.

If the eplaya keeps dumping both identities I may become a 3playan by default.

*preens*

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:51 am

My safety orange polar fleece chaps seriously rocked on the playa.

Only wore 'em once, though. Didn't feel like a cowgirl but for the one night.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:51 am

holy shit, what am I doing in here again? I have to do some w*rk.

somebody spank me.

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:04 pm

Lunchtime!

Some coffee--french press or a latte.
Food. Eggs, bacon and potatoes---hashed and a fruit salad, heavy on the mango.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:10 pm

gayboy silver poledancer tighties

holy fuck Bucket! Where can I buy those?

I have some chaps in the pipeline as well and simply can't imagine wearing anything else underneath.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:16 pm

stuart wrote:
gayboy silver poledancer tighties
holy fuck Bucket! Where can I buy those?

I have some chaps in the pipeline as well and simply can't imagine wearing anything else underneath.

You and me both, mad-dog!

You can get your freeeek on here.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:17 pm

ahh, found the site

but found something even better, a new look for me

time to grow my hair out

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:23 pm

Wouldcha look at the look on that poor fucka's face?

<i>"Oh, jeezuz, I hope the guys at the gym don't see me in this getup."

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:42 pm

hey fuckos...

i got some kickassed material for the corset for my Icicle Bitch costume..

yay!

where's my goddamned drink...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:42 pm

Lydia Love wrote:
It's not your mother's Maypole, baby!
You have obviously not met my mother.

Well in that case: Can I get her phone number, Lydia?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:43 pm

Guinivere ya fucko, what's she going to look like?

We drinkin'?

psy-magpie · Post by **psy-magpie** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:50 pm

hey bucket head I made it. This has to be one of the longest threads on this forum! Who is the bartender round here then or is it help yourself. he he

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:53 pm

I just feel so guilty listening to DVD's today but I am doing nothing wrong. But I could not resist the pull of Zoolander. It has kept me smiling today.

After I polish off this Jamesons Magpie, I will be happy to get you and myself a drink.

Jason

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:56 pm

psy-magpie wrote:hey bucket head I made it. This has to be one of the longest threads on this forum! Who is the bartender round here then or is it help yourself. he he

Guinivere is officially your (Guini, what tha hell you called again?) supplier of the hootch when Tisha2 is out, but, that said, it's pass it around if you got it, or lean over the bar and get it for yourself. That said, whatcha drinking?

psy-magpie · Post by **psy-magpie** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:57 pm

Ace sandwichman, could I please have a bailey's with cherryade, a big pink umbrella, two cherries and a sparkler, when you have a mo

lovely jubbley del boy

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:01 pm

*Tall dark stranger wanders in... beats head against bar for a moment to clear the inane chatter of cow-workers... leaps to the top shelf for a bottle of Macallen and pours himself a shot over his left shoulder... not a drop spills out of the glass. He then jumps down off the bar, wanders over to an empty table and pulls up a chair. He pulls out a notebook and begins writing. It is still early in the afternoon, but the shadows begin to form in his corner... wherever he is, night seems to be falling.............*

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:03 pm

hey magpie, everybody.

i wasn't going to come in because I'm hiding from the world, but a new barfly is an occasion.

somebody please get me very fuckered. oncei pass out do all the body shots offa me you want.

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:05 pm

Hey, Magpie!! Welcome!!

Hey, RJ... Can I do shots off of you?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:06 pm

Let's set up a shot luge!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:07 pm

despite your nice new phallic avatar, NO!
i can't believe I've seen you twice now, and neither one on playa.

your, uh master isn't the right word, shit, um, yeah, the guy with appendages, can if he wants.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:09 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:hey magpie, everybody.

i wasn't going to come in because I'm hiding from the world, but a new barfly is an occasion.

somebody please get me very fuckered. oncei pass out do all the body shots offa me you want.

Hoo-fuckin'-ray.

Hey Samtzu you fucko, I want a word with you outside.

psy-magpie · Post by **psy-magpie** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:15 pm

hey you guys thanks for the welcome into your bar. I fear I may have to have a drink with you all another day as I am supposed to be revising for an exam tommorrow. It is highly unlikely that I will pass!!! oooppss. put a baileys on ice for me and i will drink it when I return. These bm forums ars soo addictive, I think the only solution is to leave my computer turned off while studying.

keep on raving all you ravers

The Bar

made it

Re: made it

ace

thanks for welcome