The Bar

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:36 pm

Hey Z! I'm just about outta here, gotta get up at 5.
Boy did it stink driving back from the cities yesterday! I was headed north not long after that bad accident happened near Finlayson. I saw many cars in the ditch. There were a few of us who live a couple hours away and they wouldn't let us go earlier then 2:40!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:37 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
helitack wrote:Brewing beer here would be difficult. Too much wierd shit in the water. Have to call it Arsenic Ale.
Evening, Heli. Bottle and label some shit called Arsenic Ale and you can feckin' retire. Money in the bank, cap'n.

I second the motion.

all in favor?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:38 pm

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:41 pm

I guess they thing Midwestern sailors got to be tougher than the average bear. Looks like we are finally getting some snow here tonight we still haven't had 1" in a 24 hour period.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:44 pm

Guin, I will definately try the Berry Weiss! I like beer that isn't bitter and leaves a nasty taste in yer mouth! I won't drink Guinness (too bitter) Their ads are funny though! BRILLIANT!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:45 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Is the water there also radioactive?

Naaawww, groundwater from the Nevada test site won't be here for another 70 or 80 thousand years. Maybe I could sink a well there and have a brew called Strontium Stout.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:46 pm

I was amazed at the lack of snow down there. We got another 3" over the weekend.
Tougher! Huh, we're not DUMB though!!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:51 pm

I remember way back when...there was a big scare up here about drinking water from Lake Superior because of PCB's in it. Lots of people would go down to the artisian wells and get water to drink.
Maybe I should brew some beer and call it PCB Pale Ale! HAHA!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:52 pm

or how about swimming/fishing from the mighty mississip?

Gross...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:54 pm

College kids drinking Strontium Stout for that truly atomic blitz buying Arsenic Ales for the Professors every were your on to something there. PCB Pale Ale hmm,...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:57 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:or how about swimming/fishing from the mighty mississip?

Gross...

yeah all of those 300lb wooden penises floating down from up north,.. Thanks Nipples

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:02 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:or how about swimming/fishing from the mighty mississip?

Gross...

No doubt gross! A few months ago I went down to the lock and dam and it was cool to watch, but the water is NASTY!!
Check out this link, amazing! And kinda scary.
http://www.glfc.org/fishmgmt/Asiancarp.rm

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:06 pm

eeew... yeah. Missipeepee is mucho grosso...

but, speaking of Nipples.. where is that sweetheart? Doesn't he usually come in about now?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:07 pm

Oh, gee! I need to go.
Goodnight everyone. Catch you tomorrow! Nite!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:15 pm

G'night Martiansky

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:36 pm

speaking of Nipples.. where is that sweetheart? Doesn't he usually come in about now?

Yes, Yes he does

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:44 pm

NIPPLES!

get in here!

(I missed you..)

*kisses Nipples' cheek, then steps back, to aviod another messy shoe-ruining incident*

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:59 pm

~blushes, then sits~

You two!

It took awhile to read them.. all 24 pages or so since this morning.
You FREAKS.

~head butts Donita'a monkey~

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:02 pm

I do beg your pardon, Mr. Nipples, but I haven't quite figured out your avatar yet... any clues??

[feeling a little stupid]

oh, but, reading your stuff from last night/early this morning... You were doing some mighty heavy thinkin, huh?

What'cha drinkin, babe?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:05 pm

Looks like a yellow cat in a swimming pool to me.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:09 pm

Yes, I would love a drink!

Yukon Jack w/ice & water, please....

My avatar is from the "World Satelite" ...
a NASA mosaic compiled by National Geographic.

It is of part of Asia, the Himalayas form a mouth,
eyes & nose are in China, too.

(ask me for the worlds' nipples, win a prize)

Umm, what are you wearing?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:13 pm

wow....

[asking you for the world's nipples, hoping my prize is a good one]

so, about the worlds' nipples...

did you want to know what I'M wearing, or what Z'S wearing?

For all I know, it could be the same thing.

Well, actually, no. All I'm currently wearing is the amphora vial necklace in my avatar (oh, yay for computers at home, where one can be nekkid!)

Yukon with ice water, comin' up!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:17 pm

You can't be nekkid at work?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:20 pm

nipples wrote:Yes, I would love a drink!

Yukon Jack w/ice & water, please....

My avatar is from the "World Satelite" ...
a NASA mosaic compiled by National Geographic.

It is of part of Asia, the Himalayas form a mouth,
eyes & nose are in China, too.

(ask me for the worlds' nipples, win a prize)

Umm, what are you wearing?

No, No it's a yellow cat in a swimming pool and the last one was my father in a dress Mr. ink blots

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:22 pm

I wanted to know
that you were
nearly naked.

~pinches self. several times. stops when people stare~

I'll change my avatar in a bit to reflect the satellite (actual photo mosiac compiled by National Geographic from NASA images) the nipples of the world.

Hmmm.

This drink tastes strangely familiar.

~high-fives Elsie~

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:28 pm

yes... only nearly.

and no, not at work, heli. big picture windows, lest you forget.

*high fives Nipples back, but only if he promises not to call her Elsie again*

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:28 pm

helitack the nekkid EMT, a legend throughout the west,....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:31 pm

I thought Stuart was the legend.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:33 pm

Hmm.
Elise.
Elise
Elise.

Got it.

You should be
able to see
the worlds nipples'
right about now.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:35 pm

Stuart could be the Babe the blue ox to your Paul Bunion

Guinivere just think what it could do for sales, and how many customers could stay irate when they came in and found you nekked.