The Bar

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 12:36 pm

Oooh! me! Can I have a chamomile tea shot off your belly, please? {takes off dorky glasses in anticipation}

Then I gotta run.....three packages to mail off to eplayans! Yay!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 12:42 pm

*casts sefl upon several bar stools, raises shiny silver shirt, pours for Giggs*

Yow! That's still hot.

Have at it girl.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 12:52 pm

I'll have what everyone else is having...

... a good time?...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 12:59 pm

Man, I don't know where Tisha is but I hope she is doing well. I have really pushing BORG2 today to change it's focus from "It's about art" to "It's about booze". I am trying and it might take me a couple of days, but I think I can swing it. It would be a whole lot easier if I had some help. A big eplaya panty raid on the BORG2 tribe might be cool. Just pop in, shout PANTY RAID in the thread of your choice and leave.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 1:26 pm

geekster wrote:Man, I don't know where Tisha is but I hope she is doing well. I have really pushing BORG2 today to change it's focus from "It's about art" to "It's about booze". I am trying and it might take me a couple of days, but I think I can swing it. It would be a whole lot easier if I had some help. A big eplaya panty raid on the BORG2 tribe might be cool. Just pop in, shout PANTY RAID in the thread of your choice and leave.

Geeksttttttttr, I was jus lookin for this over on the B2T but all I saw waz council platforms and messy democracy shit. But who am I to complain? I have been meaning to post my issues with BRC layout ever since Jim asked me too, something on the order of a month ago. I did manage to hear Badger's "question" on the Mp3 of the Odeon debate and that was the bomb. Why am I not sending you this as a PM. I guess I am a fucko.

Whatever.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 1:27 pm

oh, too many questions.

bha, people tried to do shots while i was upright, but i never got passed out and nekkid cause the dfrinking wasn't up to speed.

tish, doll, i AM feeling strong, but my personal life is a mess. my head is spinning round and round and round and i'm dizzy and antisocial. and dreaming all the time, strange things, and i am no longer sure what of these things has actually happened and what has not.

that's about all i wanna say about it. much ignoring the world is involved in my solution - not answering phone calls nor emails and not even spending too much time here in GD.

i do want to throw squirrels at the drug dealers that moved into my apartments, and their clients who come by all the time. that might make me feel better.

i should be closer up to speed in a week or so.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 1:43 pm

staff meeting's over... too much to do... I NEED A DRINK!!!

bucket, geek, giggles, rian... i'm linin' up 5 shots o patron here on the bar.. i got fresh limes from i-can't-tell-you-where, and bowl fulla sea salt... ready...???

one....

two....

THREE!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 1:44 pm

*sniff*

where's mine?

*sniff sniff*

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 1:47 pm

buckethead alien wrote: Geeksttttttttr, I was jus lookin for this over on the B2T but all I saw waz council platforms and messy democracy shit. But who am I to complain? I have been meaning to post my issues with BRC layout ever since Jim asked me too, something on the order of a month ago. I did manage to hear Badger's "question" on the Mp3 of the Odeon debate and that was the bomb. Why am I not sending you this as a PM. I guess I am a fucko.

Whatever.

I have been slipping my lobbying efforts into other threads and if anyone calls me on it, I am just going to say that Tisha made me do it.

It was nice meeting Badger the other night. He REALLY needed to get that question out and I wish he had time to ask more.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 1:47 pm

yum! thanks lovely. how bout another round?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 1:54 pm

awww...Guin! i heard that you left! here's one for you, baby...right here on the back of my neck....the salts on my shoulder blade, and the lime is, well...you can see....

Geek - booze over evil, baby. i am the voices in yer head.

MORE PATRON!!!

*sets up another round*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:00 pm

Tisha, can I have a little honey with mine?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:03 pm

i'm right here, honey!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:19 pm

you are a little honey, honey

now about that shot

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:23 pm

you want it.... where...?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:25 pm

Mmmm.. thanks Tish!

ANOTHER ROUND!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:27 pm

small of your back, T

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:29 pm

[singsong voice] i get to go to reality-bar and do this for real soon!!! [/singsong voice]

yay for flex-time and early happy hours!!!

my turn guin! how's that lil dip behind yer knee...?? it oughta hold a shot, huh? ooh! let's put one in each for me and Bucket at the same time!! hop up on the bar, missy!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:30 pm

buckethead alien wrote:small of your back, T

ooh - in a sec....let's slurp this teqiller off guins legs first...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:31 pm

oooooh what a capital idea T!

Tequilla behind the knee

1-2-3

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:32 pm

I'll take one in that little hollow at the bottom of your neck, right between the ends of your collarbone. Y'know. The really fun one to suck on.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:33 pm

yippee!!!

'kay... i'm upon the bar, small of back ready and waitin'... hate to rush ya', but i'm about to do this for real, so ummm....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:34 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:I'll take one in that little hollow at the bottom of your neck, right between the ends of your collarbone. Y'know. The really fun one to suck on.

wow... bucket does have a nice neck... i'd never noticed...

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:35 pm

Wow, this bar is great;

the beer never get's stale, everything is always in stock, never any clean-up, lot's of regulars, pretty much anythging goes and it never shuts down! Oh yeah, and the price is hard to beat also.

Can I get a taxi home though?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:36 pm

dragonfly Jafe wrote:Wow, this bar is great;

the beer never get's stale, everything is always in stock, never any clean-up, lot's of regulars, pretty much anythging goes and it never shuts down! Oh yeah, and the price is hard to beat also.

Can I get a taxi home though?

ya joinin me over here in the corner?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:40 pm

of course!.... you can have either Goddammit's margarita yacht, or a golf-cart driven by a drunken clown.

and we *do* clean up AND decorate quite frequently, thank you very much.

* and, with that, she slams down one last shot of patron, bows to her faithful patronage displaying perfectly soft cleavage, smiles innocently, twirls and skips out the tent... *

Kristines · Post by **Kristines** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:42 pm

I'm drinking it all in here ... and it looks like Big Fun.

I'm still @ work but have a nice bottle of lime-infused gin, some tonic water, some sweet lime juice and a bag of limes. What's that drink called again where you put in the gin and the lime juice and just wave the bottle of tonic over it? A Gibson? Does this bar have any o' that ... it must be 5 p.m. SOMEWHERE.

That's what I'll be drinking this evening as we Get Ready for karaoke night at the Brit in Cupertino. My geeky friend has um, threatened, err, no PROMISED to sing for us. I will hold you in suspense about my intentions.

Kristine

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:43 pm

well, shit. almost missed the back of the knees thing... good thing you guys know to just throw me up on the bar and pour..

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:45 pm

I will be doing Marcel Marceau's version of "TiptoeThrough the Tulips"

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:47 pm

I told ya before and I'll tell ya again:
you absolutely MUST masacre Ziggy Stardust for me.