The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:05 pm

I can barely read it and would ignore it if it hadn't become an object of discussion here. I don't understand what the hair splitting is about. Maybe someone should tell him that a pagen is simply someone who lives in the country. It's about the level of discourse called for.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:09 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:it seems to me that someone who has the name "Philosopher" is trying to preach somethin'...

Never could read philosophy. (Ever notice that philosophers and founders of religions can't seem to have normal sex or family lives? And we expect them to give us good advise?) I much prefer novels.

Kristines · Post by **Kristines** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:13 pm

stuart wrote:I think some sock is jerkin my chain in the burner thread.

It's time for someone to define "sock" for me.

Count Sockula · Post by **Count Sockula** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:16 pm

[count from sesame street voice]AH AH AH AH AHHHHHH[/count from sesame street voice][lightning strike, thunder]

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:18 pm

Kristines wrote:
stuart wrote:I think some sock is jerkin my chain in the burner thread.
It's time for someone to define "sock" for me.

earlier today on page 99 of the Confessions thread I wrote:A "Sock" is an eplaya identity that is not an actual real person (whatever that means in this context) but is a 2nd (or 3rd, or 4th or lazy8th) identity of someone who is already a member of the board. Socks can be very faithful "yesmen" who always point out how bright and wonderful the boss is, they can be strawmen who argue positions stupidly to show off the clear logic of the boss, they can be elaborate jokes (see woodrow and t4WoaA) or they can be well rounded aspects of main poster--like Isotopia.

I think that still holds.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:19 pm

take im down

perhaps, but doesn't that make me just as much of a tool?
anyway, the thing that set me off was the 'all burners are christians' bullshit.

I need strong drink to contemplate this

Kristines · Post by **Kristines** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:21 pm

earlier today on page 99 of the Confessions thread I wrote:A "Sock" is an eplaya identity that is not an actual real person (whatever that means in this context) but is a 2nd (or 3rd, or 4th or lazy8th) identity of someone who is already a member of the board.

LOL. I've been accused of being a lot of things, but never a sock. And for the record, there's only one of me. Thank god.

Kristine

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:26 pm

point taken, Stuart.

*slides double across bar*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:33 pm

Could I get a double? I just came from that burner thread and it is twisted... the guy is a philosophical vampire: prepared to suck the life out of anyone elses philosophy... whew!! I mean, I'm deep into my head sometimes, but that guy is all head...

... did somebody say head?....

Shaddup!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:34 pm

Am I the only one who thinks that Dr. Placebo should come in here and tend the bar/be mix meister for a while?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:38 pm

Kristines wrote:
earlier today on page 99 of the Confessions thread I wrote:A "Sock" is an eplaya identity that is not an actual real person (whatever that means in this context) but is a 2nd (or 3rd, or 4th or lazy8th) identity of someone who is already a member of the board.

LOL. I've been accused of being a lot of things, but never a sock. And for the record, there's only one of me. Thank god.

Kristine

no way, girl. I accused you of being a sock. kindof. remember?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:39 pm

samtzu wrote:Could I get a double? I just came from that burner thread and it is twisted... the guy is a philosophical vampire: prepared to suck the life out of anyone elses philosophy... whew!! I mean, I'm deep into my head sometimes, but that guy is all head...

... did somebody say head?....

Shaddup!

don't you mean ass?

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:39 pm

... Sam takes me jogging in a sock, sometimes...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:40 pm

woodrow hears ass and....DIVES RIGHT IN!

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:40 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
samtzu wrote:Could I get a double? I just came from that burner thread and it is twisted... the guy is a philosophical vampire: prepared to suck the life out of anyone elses philosophy... whew!! I mean, I'm deep into my head sometimes, but that guy is all head...

... did somebody say head?....

Shaddup!
don't you mean ass?

... did somebody say ass?... whooooeeeeeee!!!......

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:40 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
Kristines wrote:
earlier today on page 99 of the Confessions thread I wrote:A "Sock" is an eplaya identity that is not an actual real person (whatever that means in this context) but is a 2nd (or 3rd, or 4th or lazy8th) identity of someone who is already a member of the board.

LOL. I've been accused of being a lot of things, but never a sock. And for the record, there's only one of me. Thank god.

Kristine
no way, girl. I accused you of being a sock. kindof. remember?

I thought I remembered someone thinking you were a sock, dearie...

was it on the confessions thread, RJ?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:41 pm

hell if i know. i've slimed my way up and down this board.

[crochety voice]why, i remember when i first arrived to the BBS....[/crochety voice]

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:45 pm

Ahem. I can just offer this advice regarding the Burner thread, etc... :

Never Leave the Fucking Bar.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:47 pm

I gotcha by 15 days luv

booyah!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:48 pm

shit, bucket got me by a day mutha fucka!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:49 pm

but on the OLD board - ok, so you probably got me there, too.

everybody duck, Chicken John just got back on the boards.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:51 pm

any guesses as to how long it takes him to post some screed in the 'eastcoast' thread?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:52 pm

muthafuckas all of 'em

dust off the Patron and someone get me drunk

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:52 pm

not long, m'dear. not long.
let's drink, ok?

skoll!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:53 pm

To health, stealth, and happiness.

~ clink ~

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:55 pm

here here!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:59 pm

Workin late tonight... I'll have a short one...

... you have a short one....

Shaddup!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:01 pm

Hey Samtzu, all is forgiven. Sorry for getting pissed at you.

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GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:06 pm

aww... okay, now, kiss and make up...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:07 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Hey Samtzu, all is forgiven. Sorry for getting pissed at you.
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Whew... thanks... I appreciate it... and if the goddam server will allow me to post this, would you join me in a drink?

Bartender, mark twain.... (old joke)