The Bar

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:53 pm

Seems we have a hard one
a nut that thinks it closed
pistachio how coud it be
at $3.99 per pound

you clenched yer vise
passed round bar twice

each patron tried their teeth

til' dawn might yawn
i ask of thee

yield!
fey
pass
thy nut
to me

Sorry.. was that out-loud?!
I hate it when that happens.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:54 pm

hmmm, think I'll have a shot of Patron.

anyone else??

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:54 pm

thank god your back I horrible at customer service kinds of things

what color are you going for GE?

MattyMeatstick · Post by **MattyMeatstick** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:56 pm

I'll take a chilled Agave Chinaco, thanks.

No lime...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:56 pm

well, you know me: I'm a born-again redhead. I bleach some highlights in whenever I'm feeling monochrome boring. So, just some brighter spots... gives me dimension.

well, my head, anyway.

I never, ever, want someone to look at my hair and think that it's natuarally this way. I want them to SEE that I did this. ON PURPOSE-like.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:56 pm

(Spills drink all over herself)

OH SHIT! Can I get a refill over here.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:56 pm

Tequila?

Yes please.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:59 pm

well, shit, blue. i buy you a drink, and you spill it? that's gratitude fory you..

just kidding, sweets. Tequila sunrise? yes?

and nipples... are you joining me in the patron?

lime at all, or just the tequila?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:01 pm

shit...

does anyone know what an animal living in your wall sounds like? i've got some strange stratching noises going on over here... like paper being scrunched in the wall or something...

anyone??

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:02 pm

Oh yes.

~bites lime licks crevices for salt~

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:03 pm

it's been a salty couple of days...

I know that I'M in a salt mood...

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:06 pm

Could be mice.

Or the neighbor
installing video cable.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:06 pm

I have mice in my hundred year old wall, though I haven't heard them lately, they tend to sound bigger than they are or there is lydia's squirrel army,.... I wouldn't worry to much they probably are just staging right now they won't attack till dawn.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:08 pm

I know exactly what that sound is. Had it myself bout a month ago. Whatever it is, it's trapped. Wait a few days and then the room will start to smell like death.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:08 pm

nipples wrote:Could be mice.

Or the neighbor
installing video cable.

no neighbor.

and it's been going on for a month or so, now... that I've noticed.

probably mice, then. no worries.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:09 pm

Buncha freaking lightweights.
Where have they all gone?

~looks over shoulders nervously~

I think we're alone now.

~stops licking web between thumb & index finger~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:11 pm

silly rabbit we were just on the last page

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:11 pm

Um, yeah.

about that...

I meant to tell you

no problem

it's on

~reveals secret~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:13 pm

At last
the Voice of Reason

Set me upright please!

~lightly head butts mister z~

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:14 pm

oh, your never alone, not really. And some of us just have trouble making conversation.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:14 pm

Nipples, you ready for another???

Z? Are you still drinking coffee?

and yes, where DID they all go?? *scoots closer to nipples, holding another two shots, with accoutraments* Here.

juanicoheal · Post by **juanicoheal** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:17 pm

boy, I better get another in me.

Hey GE, You got any true fire-water back there.
I mean some mean cellar brewed German Schnapps.

(not the pansy assed peach stuff)

If you got it - I'll take one.
And wile you're back there , I'll take a litre of Applewein. that should keep me goin (for a few minutes anyhoo)

Thanks

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:17 pm

Yes Irish coffee please

I still think it's curious that Minnesotans are so overly represented her in the bar.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:18 pm

It is nearly mid-night here,
& I have a project wet (clay)
requiring finish this time

Not quite, though no more import than
washing hair, duty nonetheless.

~tips ears gd'nght~

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:20 pm

that IS strange, Z... *produces perfect irish coffee*

*passes a couple of bottles to Juanico* Here, babe...

*wipes down bar with rag*

oh, you're leaving me, Nipples??? *pout*

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:20 pm

G'night Nipples stay warm

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:20 pm

I am back after putting a child to bed who is exercising his independence. He is deciding he does not need to give his dad even a hug goodnight. He's not grumpy about it just not needing it tonight. I guess this is my "He is growing up to fast" spiel. Anyone got a drink to ease the parent pains?

Jason

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:21 pm

What else are we gonna do? I might freeze to death if I go anywhere. Sides, I'm supposed to be writing cover letters (shivers) and looking for jobs.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:21 pm

There is a certain "lag time", when it is we compose...

I left too early last post, Elise is at my side, and I left?!!!!

I do not think so!

~cozy~

juanicoheal · Post by **juanicoheal** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:22 pm

hey sammich - how old's the yungun?

sound like my 4yrold