SEX!!!!

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 3:54 pm

Not to mention the fact they are always sleeping. Geeze...

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 4:13 pm

send him over to my house - schreck is incredibly well-trained ( always puts on a condom before i ask him to, brings me a dampened warm cotton towel when we're done sweatin ) plus, he's also very considerate - never wakes me up to have sex ( i like it, too, but when i'm alsleep, chances are i'll just sleep through it!).

we'll whip him into shape in no time!

btw, the invitation is extended to you as well. how does some erotic massage sound?

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 4:23 pm

Is it just me, or is it getting a little toasty in hyar?

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 4:44 pm

btw, the invitation is extended to you as well. how does some erotic massage sound?

Where can I sign up?

Oh,shit...you meant Angry Butterfly...<sigh>

PJ · Post by PJ » Sun Sep 21, 2003 4:48 pm

III wrote:...women are high maintenance, expecting you to get condoms and shop towels and stuff. wears you out

The best women have a built-in paper towel rack.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 4:49 pm

OregonRed wrote:
btw, the invitation is extended to you as well. how does some erotic massage sound?

Where can I sign up?

Oh,shit...you meant Angry Butterfly...<sigh>

awwwwwww! does your husband need training, too? or perhaps you two could help us help ag with her man?

the more the merrier.

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 5:05 pm

awwwwwww! does your husband need training, too? or perhaps you two could help us help ag with her man?

I do believe it would be the latter...

Of course, I'm lucky, my husband required very little training.

Borris · Post by **Borris** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 6:40 pm

well, I'm in the comfy 44%.

but this applies only if i could have a different partner every time.
(or at least every day)

otherwise I'd drop into the once a week category.

amn't i sad...

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 6:53 pm

III wrote:>Why do guys get so lazy?

cause women are high maintenance, expecting you to get condoms and shop towels and stuff. wears you out, makes you lazy...

LMAO!
That is why I put them by his side of the bed!

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 6:56 pm

princess strych-9 wrote:
OregonRed wrote:
btw, the invitation is extended to you as well. how does some erotic massage sound?

Where can I sign up?

Oh,shit...you meant Angry Butterfly...<sigh>
awwwwwww! does your husband need training, too? or perhaps you two could help us help ag with her man?

the more the merrier.

WOOO HOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You live near me you know!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 8:34 pm

Okay I wasn't exactly born yesterday. In fact I'm nine months old and I like to think I have some experience, particularly with women. But what the hell is sex and why is it so complicated for you? If it isn't better than warm milk from a booby, or a nice dry towel on your testicles, what are looking for anyway? Jeez people, get back to the basics.

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 11:03 am

If it isn't better than warm milk from a booby, or a nice dry towel on your testicles, what are looking for anyway?

It is better...

Just wait until you grow up.

PJ · Post by PJ » Mon Sep 22, 2003 11:50 am

OregonRed wrote:...Just wait until you grow up.

Or talk to the helpful people at NAMBLA.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 12:57 pm

OregonRed wrote:
Tell me what you love or hate. Dirty jokes are good too.

Have fun!

I like the chocolate syryp mentioned earlier, but a reese's kind of thing with peanut butter, then chocolate syrup is messy but fun. Takes a little more aggressive nibbling to get it off, but then I guess so do I.

fur cuffs and the stretch of my desire coming up against the restraints that myself and others have put on me. that I like

Getting so far into it that you can hear the ball slaps, that'll usually send me over the edge.

Using a wiggling buzzing vibrator well, that's a tremendous turn on.

The moment when a wet set of lips is right over mine, and I can't wait to taste them, that's nice.

I like sex in the car while its moving.

PJ · Post by PJ » Mon Sep 22, 2003 1:03 pm

A lot of people seem to enjoy being tied up, but having the Viet Cong do it to you kinda spoils the experience.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 2:04 pm

A lot of people seem to enjoy being tied up, but having the Viet Cong do it to you kinda spoils the experience.

I was going to write in something sexy here... but now I feel all horrified and stuff.

Yikes hon.

PJ · Post by PJ » Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:44 pm

Lydia Love wrote:now I feel all horrified and stuff.

It's also the Tough Love method of curing your Asian fetish.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 6:12 pm

The first purely sensual pleasure I can remember experiencing was in gradeschool - the feeling of someone playing with my hair. I had long, very straight hair and the sensation of having someone behind me running their fingers through it, braiding and unbraiding it always sent a small tickle down my spine.

A similar pleasure came from a game we played where one child would spell out words and secret messages with their index finger on another child's back.

Innocent touches, but an echo of them now sets me on fire.

notthat1 · Post by **notthat1** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 8:02 pm

I like it when you hop in to bed ,and turn the lights off,and out of nowhere just start kissing.slow at first,then long very passionate kisses after that.Her hands down my shorts,my hand on her thights ,going up and down real slow ...Thats what i'm talkin about!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 11:13 pm

Try sitting in a poopy dipe for ten minutes. That's bondage.

notthat1 · Post by **notthat1** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 11:16 pm

YUCK!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:12 am

notthat1 wrote:YUCK!!!

Yeah, tell me about it. Well, don't actually.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:51 am

So... back to sex... not that the talking baby schtick isn't just too too precious.

I found my parents' copy of Anais Nin's 'Delta of Venus' when I was 12. I'd sneak into their room and read little snatches of it. It blew my mind. There's plenty in there that horrifies, actually. Necrophilia, beastiality, rape fantasies. But IMO it still remains one of the finer examples of literary erotica. It certainly has a wide scope.

I was caught reading it by my mother to my complete and utter embarassment. They hid the book because they didn't think I was ready for the darker imagery. I found that fucker one day when I was "sick" home from school and read it cover to cover.

Picked up my own copy a number of years ago. I re-read it when I need a little sexual kickstart.

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:00 am

Anais Nin-- yay!

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:03 am

Gosh after years of strap that, tie this, cut here, whip it some more and oh yes strangle me please, a simple smile from my husband is all I need to get the motor running.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:07 am

I have never, in my sexual history, gotten any man to thouroughly understand that the back of my neck, my shoulders and down my spine is my most underappreciated errogenous zone.

I used to be too shy (or stupid or something) to just say "Look, just bite me THERE!" now I do, but I get tired of saying it.

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:15 am

The few that have truly understood feet (especially mine) weren't necessarily ones that I wanted to have a relationship with.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:20 am

The few that have truly understood feet (especially mine) weren't necessarily ones that I wanted to have a relationship with.

<snort>

I hear that.

Maybe I just need to be even more direct. I'll try "ALWAYS just bite me there!" and see if it works.

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:23 am

Lydia Love wrote:
The few that have truly understood feet (especially mine) weren't necessarily ones that I wanted to have a relationship with.
<snort>

I hear that.

Maybe I just need to be even more direct. I'll try "ALWAYS just bite me there!" and see if it works.

Hey whatever works. Obviously sleeping isn't working for either of us this evening.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:28 am

PJ wrote:A lot of people seem to enjoy being tied up, but having the Viet Cong do it to you kinda spoils the experience.

iago would concur, i'm sure.

hey iago, why don't you tell them about the thing you almost forgot to take back to the world with you?

btw - did they give you a weekend of r & r in thailand, or did they just send you back into the jungle straight from the mash unit?

SEX!!!!

If you could have sex as often as you like, you'd be messing around...

Re: SEX!!!!