Affirmations!

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 1:32 pm

"When things are looking down just remember, it's because God hates you personally. Probably because of something you did."

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 1:43 pm

"What the warrior renounces is anything in his experience that is a barrier between himself and others. In other words, renunciation is making yourself more available, more gentle and open to others - unless that person is you. Loser."

- the Shambhala

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 1:53 pm

"man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to."

mark twain

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 2:21 pm

I miss you all!

You're wonderfully perverse.

You occupy my mind in a terrific way.

You've got a nice ass!

You're like a warm breeze on a too chilly day, or a cool squirt of water across the forehead on a hot one, depends on the weather. Either way you do good things to me.

You look great in that outfit.

buzcut · Post by **buzcut** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 2:42 pm

"the best part of you ran down the goats leg....."

antron · Post by **antron** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 2:45 pm

I will always do my damnedest to nurture my inner demon.

J · Post by J » Mon Sep 22, 2003 2:47 pm

"Your teeth are sublime"

- Imperial Teen

antron · Post by **antron** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 2:49 pm

I'll work on posting on the eplaya harder than I work on my job.

Das Bus · Post by **Das Bus** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 3:03 pm

http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 3:23 pm

"Guilt serves only to bring me down and anchor me in despair. I choose to free myself of guilt today. After all, I can feel bad about cheating on my spouse, or I can feel good about the love and happiness I spread around the city.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 3:33 pm

The other guy was bigger, stronger and richer. Don't feel about not getting laid.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 6:37 pm

"I think, I feel, I believe, I love - therefore, I can do anything as long as I still have a few rocks of crack. "

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 8:10 pm

"Your bill for previous affirmations rendered is past due. Please remit payment immediately, or we will be forced to turn your account over to a collections agency, as well as stop all further affirmations to you."

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 8:11 pm

"People shouldn't worry about so many things. Life is too short for that. Besides, it's the things you don't see coming that shorten your life most anyway."

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 9:05 pm

I'm not laughing at you, I'm just laughing with the other people that are laughing at you.

Was it good for me? Well, at least you're not as bad a lay as your sister.

You're a genital and a schooner.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 9:14 pm

you have the most exquisite nosehair dreadlocks i have ever seen

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 9:29 pm

"I AM truly grateful for everything that I have NOW – including this nasty case of crabs."

eli eli eli · Post by **eli eli eli** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 2:25 am

your soul shines brightly
through the transparent veneer
of the daily you

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 5:14 pm

"I will remember to blow kisses and mouth out the words, "I LOVE YOU" to everyone I cut off in traffic today. "

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:58 pm

My birthday post, while true, was a blatant attempt at getting some eSugar from you. Yes YOU - with the keyboard.

que.f.o. · Post by **que.f.o.** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 12:12 am

I love you, I love you, I love you. Can we fuck now?

shuranuff · Post by **shuranuff** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 4:40 pm

these are some of the stranger affirmations i've received:

you look good for your age.

you scar beautifully.

well at least you don't just lie there.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 4:43 pm

i personally like: you lie like a dog on a rug.

but then everyone knows i'm a liar.

J · Post by J » Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:50 pm

Your crotch is pleasently groomed.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:01 pm

combine three threads
i love your toes
in ten words.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 5:12 pm

"If I speak to people calmly and clearly, I can articulate my position -- especially if they can see the safety is off. "

PetsUntilEaten · Post by **PetsUntilEaten** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 5:43 pm

"you will make someone a beautiful ex-wife someday."

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:59 pm

"You don't really know someone 'til you've walked a mile in their shoes. But who needs the athletes foot?"

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:59 pm

"Remember, marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence!"

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 12:22 am

TestesInSac wrote:"You don't really know someone 'til you've walked a mile in their shoes. But who needs the athletes foot?"

You also don't know someone 'til you've mugged them and walked a mile in their shoes.