The Bar

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:49 am

Bambi, what are the squirrels throwing at your dogs? Maybe you should tape that and send it in to the planet's funniest animals show.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:54 am

I thought only monkeys threw crap!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:57 am

*sips coffee....adds some hazelnut creamer. Bites into a donut, another sip of coffee*

Oh yeah, that is good!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:59 am

Bambi of Finland wrote:Gotta step out and go do laundry, be back in awhile. Enjoy!

Grrrr......laundry...... I'd rather think about that hot tub.

So I have three of them, all super dramatic girls, so they change clothes like costumes for every "scene." Laundry is formidable. And the three-year-old has discovered the stash of swimming suits, so she has been systematically putting on one after another (including mine, which really tend to piss her off for not working right).

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:01 am

HOT TUB, HOT TUB, HOT TUB!! GO GIGGLES, GO!!

JET, JET, JET!!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:01 am

oh, sorry

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:02 am

How do you cook a squirrel?

I confess that (out of pure curiosity once) I have eaten squirrel before (my sister cooked it) and it was tasty.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:02 am

Did it taste like chicken?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:02 am

tee hee! {blush}

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:08 am

Good morning girls.

Is there coffee?

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:09 am

It did taste a bit like chicken. Hmmm....How come everything tastes like chicken??????????

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:10 am

morning sput {pours a cup}

children beckon....and laundry mountain {makes faces}

keep the hot tub warm!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:16 am

That's a cute monkey, Donita.
Morning Sput.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:17 am

Thanks for the java. Lots to do today, so I'll be popping in and out.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:23 am

Martiansky wrote:I thought only monkeys threw crap!

**flings poo across the room and giggles**

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:27 am

Hooflungpoo?!

*Ducks, barely in time to avoid the flying poo! Gets up to find the roll of duct tape behind the bar*

he he, here monkey..........

*grabs monkey and wraps it up with duct tape*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:29 am

Hey!!! You can't do that!!! It's DUCK tape, not monkey tape. Sheesh.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:30 am

Yuck! Now who's gonna clean up that poo? Where's the magic wand? Giggs do you still have the "clean-up wand"?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:31 am

Dang, you're right Giggles! Where's that monkey tape!!

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:41 am

Bambi of Finland wrote:* Bambi leaves to get dough-nuts , and is back in almost the same moment* "Heres your big nutty cinnamony bearclaw, Giggles, careful its still hot" I'll just lay out the rest on the Bar, sos anyone wandering in can get what they want, just be careful of the cream filled ones, they dangerous.

*snagging a plain old-fashioned and a chocolate-creme-filled* Morning, everybody. Who's got the comics?

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:45 am

Monkey: Woo-Ooo-Ooo-Aaw-Aaw-Aaw !!!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 9:35 am

*finds monkey tape.....chases monkey around bar for several minutes. Gives up and flings poo back at monkey...wearing a rubber glove mind you*

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 9:49 am

(Door flings open with great gusto...)

Mornin’ people...

(Raising up my magical ditty bag and pouring out quite a large number of various flavors of those yummy, individually wrapped chocolate balls you see around)

I brought ya’ll something. Seemed like these would be nice to nibble on along with a nice cup of coffee and snuggling down by that nice warm fire. Always nice to ease into a lazy Sunday. Can’t stay too long... the muse spoke last night and I must get down to the shop and heed her beck and call. I try to devote sundays to making things not related to making a living.

Hey, Donita...

Watch swingin’ on that chandelier there... looks like it could come down at any moment.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 9:52 am

Oh, WOOOW!!!

Donuts!!!

Bless that Bambi's heart

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 9:57 am

{wearing extra-large rhinestone-encrusted moviestar glasses and the diamond-studded tiara with her carhartt jacket, ducking quickly into the cozy booth}

I'm hiding out from the paparazzi. So what did the muse whisper to you about, I'd love to know....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:10 am

{lifts glasses, peeks out from under them....}

Thought I saw a pussy cat......

{replaces glasses, conjures a cup of herb tea, puts on her 'nontobacco smoking jacket'}

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:18 am

Paparazzi... jeez they get on my nerves. We should turn it around and chase them with big foam bats.

Oh, muse you ask?

She spoke of, metal, and stone... different but not... fluid and fluidity... materials thought at first to be solid and still, teased out of their shells and allowed to reveal the soul within and the soul imparted. Emotions coaxed from flame of forge, externalized and examined in a cathartic attempt to rectify and heal, both myself and others in these times when the whole world seems wrought with grief from these recent natural and unnatural disasters.

To borrow a phrase from some wonderful person whom I can’t remember precisely at the moment:

“Sometimes I think my muse is stalking me.”

Heh...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:25 am

(A Muse floats gracefully, yet somehow forcefully into the bar, drifts over to cozy booth, takes hold of a black furry ear, and with wincing cat in tow, heads towards the door)

Ok, Ok... I get it...

TaTaForNow, bellas

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:32 am

well Le Meow, that sounds........nice......see ya...

{melting, dripping down, and puddling on the ground}

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 11:25 am

*M waves magic cleaning wand and all of the monkey poo vanishes*

Giggles are you in here?!

*the sound of chanting can be heard....."giggles, giggles, giggles, giggles, giggles, giggles, giggles, giggles, giggles, giggles, giggles, giggles"