The Bar

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:09 am

Bucket, I'm getting warmer just looking at that...thank you.

Unadulterated hot chocolate for me this morning; I'm on my way to start a week-long temp assignment. (Money. Thank god.) I crashed and burned HARD when I finally got home last night (see my last couple of posts in the FUCK thread) - anyone wanna summarize the last twelve hours or so? 'cause while I saw those posts, I don't think I actually read them.... *eyes glaze over*

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:10 am

*looks at her double-posting*

Great. Just what I needed. A case of hiccups.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:18 am

Good morning, kooshie dear! Sorry to have heard about your ordeal yesterday. At least yer not quitting smoking as well (poor Donita!)

{adds a generous wallop of chocolate syrup to the milk canister and froths away}

One unadulterated chocolate milk. Good luck on the job!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:32 am

*M walks in-shivering*
M-M-M-Morning all! Giggles is there any hot chocolate left? I'm up for a cup.
Man, it is COLD out there this morning! I thought for sure they'd close school...I was wrong! Jerks! I think the diesel fuel in my bus is gelling up, my fuel filter light keeps coming on! I'm gonna have to go start it again here shortly.
Hey good luck with that job, Purple! Hope it's inside!
Oh, that is a nice fire!
*Sits down in chair and props feet up in front of fire*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:35 am

......one perfectly steamy hot cup of chocolate for you, M-M-Martian sky, morning!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:40 am

OH, thank you so much Giggles! You're a sweetheart!
How are you today, Giggles?

*sips hot chocolate, savoring the perfect flavor*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:40 am

Fuel gel? I'll have some of that, please?

... over ice?....

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:41 am

hey everyone. despite the best attempts to the weather to keep me in Portland indefinitely, I'm here.

And despite the best attempts of the clan to make me too hungover to work today, they failed.

I'm a little slow though....

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:42 am

Morning Sam! Stayin' warm today?
You sure you wanna drink diesel fuel? I wouldn't drink it and then smoke!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:07 am

Hmmmm, yeah, I hadn't thought of that... I'll just have some everclear instead.... you can smoke with that stuff, right?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:08 am

For all those who may or may not be interested to know, I am, yet again, not working today. I think I'm gonna have to come up with an alternative as I can't remember where I placed my motivation to get that particular job done.

I think tomorrow I'm gonna go across the street and see if they'll hire me on to model for hte art classes at the university. Methinks a fine way to overcome my modesty adn satisfire (great typo, I'm leaving it!) my exhibitionist urges. And perhaps hte first step towards realizing my long-standing (subconscious?) desire to strip for a living?

I'd so much rather be an object of desire, dancing! My passion! With hte enraptured begging me to take their money than typing cardiac catheterization reports dictated by bored APNs all day.

Is a boob job required for stripping? (You know, I've never even actually *been* to a strip club).

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:10 am

Anyone know where Guin went?
She's hasn't been around for a while.....

Go for it Giggles!
I'm not sure about the Everclear, Sam.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:13 am

i think she passed out last night.

i have no confidence that she's up yet.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:18 am

M-Sky... I'm sure about the everclear, and it is not a good idea to smoke around it... actually, it's not a good idea to drink it.... I'll have a wee bit o' the heather instead...

Giggles... that depends on the strip club... but let me say this, "DON'T FUCKING DO IT!!!!" There are those of us out there that just like breasts, no matter what size they are. Sure, we are wired to really stare at big breasts (It's hard wired into most men), but in the end, it's not the size that matters, it's the support structure that it's on: i.e., personality. I have yet to have a girlfriend/wife/whatever that had anything above a B cup... uh, wait, I take that back... I have been with two C cups. It's not a factor...

Of course, if you are really thinking about going professional, you'll have to go the whole route with the breasts, body fat reduction, full body waxing, major exercize program, makeup, etc.

You could practice in here if you want, see if you really like it... I'm sure we've got a pole around here somewhere....

.... Hey! Did somebody say 'Pole'?...

Shaddup!!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:25 am

Okay, well, no.....I'm not really thinking about going professional. All those details take the wind right out of that sail. Ah, but a girl can dream.....

I do have to figure something out though cause I am really spinning my wheels right now (if I hadn't made that glaringly obvious). I think I will go apply for a model job at the university, however; boob jobs not required there, right?

Once upon a time, the boob job was less of an issue, but alas nursing three babies up to plump little tots has taken it out of the ole girls somewhat.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:27 am

Uh, yeah Giggles...I meant the art classes might be ok.

Crap, I gotta drive the kiddies home!
Then go get parts for the shop....because I live near the store!

Catch you tonight!
Take care!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:28 am

Once again, it's the support stucture, what's inside the person, that really matters... age has caused my ass (and other parts) to sag, but it doesn't bother me, does it? Does it?

Well, yeah it does... fuck... think I'll have another drink...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:30 am

Yeah, me too. {pours double somethings for sam and herself}

Saggy bottoms up! To, um, uplifting thoughts!

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:31 am

Giggles, what is that avatar? I can't make it out.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:31 am

Yup... here's looking at you, kid...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:32 am

That would be the tattoo I sport near the outside of my left ankle, held aloft for all to see.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:34 am

Ohhh!! Now I see it. Duh.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:38 am

heli needs a beerverage

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:40 am

Sierra Nevada?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:43 am

gigglesnort wrote:Hey! An espresso machine! When did that get here? I thought all we had was bar coffee, woohoo!

It's a gift from Kristy, don't ya remember?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:55 am

.....oooh, I sure do like that Kristy Kreme! What a nice girl she is.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:59 am

samtzu wrote:Sierra Nevada?

Sure, make it two.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:33 am

Two it is... sorry about the slow service... work keeps getting in the way...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:41 am

Rian Jackson wrote:I'm a little slow though....

About par for the course isn't it?

*Ducks and runs*

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:48 am

don't make me come back down there and throw ice at ya.
i haven't even started giving you all shit yet for not coming out to hang on saturday, buti can begin at any time