The Bar

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:52 pm

WELL WHEN YER RIGHT, YER FUCKIN RIGHT. SO, WHERE'S YER DRINK, MUTHA FUCKA?

(smooch!)

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:58 pm

Gigs, you are so funny when you are sloshed. Looks like I have some catching up to do. Bartender, please! ...a gallon of tequila for me and my friends!!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:05 pm

And vegitables... have you ever plucked a carrot out of the ground and heard it scream? Man, that's horrible... there's nothing like it... except for squeezing a tomatoe until it pops... but, that's fun...

... we need to squeeze all those little bastards...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:09 pm

I can telepathically hear my salad pleading with me the whole time it's on my plate. It's just sick to eat live food, man.

So, my little girls are fascinated by the ongoings in the back yard. They aren't forced to help; they can't keep themselves away.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:13 pm

there's actually been tests done about plants and their reaction to being eaten...

Derek Jensen "A Language Older Than Words"... plants feel pain....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:24 pm

yeah, and I feel their pain...

could I have some dead barley, that's been roasted, soaked, fermented, and distilled, please?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:25 pm

i seem to remember some conversation this weekend about things not being food unless they scream when you stab them.

FWIW, Rob does not scream when stabbed with a fork.

*shrug*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:29 pm

I'll remember not to scream next time you punch me...

Scotch, anyone? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:30 pm

like you can help it.

i made kevin scream last night.

do you have non-alcoholic scotch? i'm still feeling a bit... unsettled...
OTOH, you could get me good and drunk so that i pass out.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:38 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:like you can help it.

i made kevin scream last night.

do you have non-alcoholic scotch? i'm still feeling a bit... unsettled...
OTOH, you could get me good and drunk so that i pass out.

Why Rian, you know I am morally and ethically opposed to feeding someone of the feamle persuasion alcohol until they pass out.

Unless I get to grope their boobs afterwards.

Alright already, I skipped my Ethics class in college. Sue me.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:47 pm

Non-alcoholic scotch? It's called 'water'...

And I'm with you, Rob... or, at least the seventeen year old Sam is with you... the older Sam would consult a lawyer first.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:57 pm

it's not like you people haven't groped me before.

quit acting so holy, all ya'll. no one believes you.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:58 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:it's not like you people haven't groped me before.

quit acting so holy, all ya'll. no one believes you.

Well... not as much as I would have liked to...

Here's your water...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:59 pm

i know, you can never get enough.

besides, you're afraid i'll hurt ya...

thanks for the H2O.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:02 pm

I KNOW you'll hurt me... but it would still be worth it.... and chicks dig scars...

... which must be why they leave them all over us...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:08 pm

Good Lord...

What’s with all the carnage strewn around the place? It looks like somebody cleaned a deer in here...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:13 pm

You think the carnage is bad now, wait til later. Rob's out getting some carrots that we're going to dice up...

... instead of 'carnage' would that be 'vegage'?...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:16 pm

Can we slice ‘em slow and try and make ‘em talk?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:22 pm

Yup... start at the bottom and work your way up to their cute little carrot tops... they'll squeal before you get half way...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:24 pm

I’d just feel guilty afterwards, in truth... just a big softy, I guess.

Oh well... would someone rinse the drippy gore out of this glass and draw me a cold one?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:28 pm

Beer, I'm assuming... Sierra Nevada?.... here's a liter...

... as opposed to a litter, for the kitty...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:33 pm

So I’m just stopping in while I eat dinner...

Ah, a cold SN would be grand, thank you oh so much. And I've plenty of litter at the moment.

I brought a big ‘ol pile of burritos to share around if anybody cares for one (or ten).

(Whips from ditty-bag one steamin’ hot plate piled high with multiple kinds of burritos, including vegetarian, all with their contents written on them in hot sauce)

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:37 pm

Allright here's your deer carcass update (I know you've been on the edges of your seats, sorry to keep you waiting). It has been stripped of every available piece of meat, which has been packed into bags and into a cooler and left outside to freeze. The skin has been stretched to dry. I didn't ask about the other parts.

HEY! Burritos! Hm, vegetarian for me, thanks!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:40 pm

Any kind o' burrito would be nice... and I've got some of my homemade habanero sauce here for the brave of heart, and numb of tongue...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:41 pm

...or cast iron of stomach...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:42 pm

anybody still here? i need a hug. or eighteen.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:43 pm

I'm here for a minute sweet pea. {hug} You wanna talk about it?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:45 pm

Here's a giant Sam hug.....<<<<<<<<<RJ>>>>>>>>>>

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:49 pm

thanks ya'll. all of this drama of the past weeks - the stuff I haven't been talking about - has been spiralling into the depths of hell today.

i feel guilty and manipulated and afraid and frustrated and tired.

this is, historically, why i don't get *that* emotionally wrapped up in people. we all fuck each other over, and it's just not worth it.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:52 pm

Ouch. Here stick out your tongue, sweetie ....{drips a few drops of rescue remedy on}