The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:41 pm

*blush*

awww..... shucks......

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:42 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:wait: did woodrow just ask about BHA? somethin' you wanna tell us, Sam, about the lil' one?

No, Woodrow talks in bold italics, my soto voice speaks softly...

... But now that you mention it... Hey! He's cute...

SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Sorry...

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:42 pm

samtzu wrote:Well... I managed to do fifteen minutes of work in the last three hours... that's a new record for me... I'm down the road, kiddies... see ya' in an hour or so...

Hello!
Isn't that called job security, Sam?!
Sam, got any scotch left?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:44 pm

your sotto voce, huh sam? got it.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:44 pm

Always Plenty O' Scotch, M-Sky... join me in a tub of it?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:45 pm

I'm recovering, but I feel pretty good considering.

And how are you Guini?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:45 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:your sotto voce, huh sam? got it.

Okay, I'm an English major who can't speel... so wat... ?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:46 pm

Sounds good, Sam!
Anybody else tired of snow? It'd be okay if it snowed, but didn't land on the roads.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:47 pm

Martiansky wrote:Sounds good, Sam!
Anybody else tired of snow? It'd be okay if it snowed, but didn't land on the roads.

I lived in Salt Lake City for waaaaaaaaaaay too long, I'm with you on that...

Care to climb in the hot tub with me... it's been on 'simmer' all afternoon?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:48 pm

tony: having a crappy day, overall... no worries,though. Par for the course. Life. Heh.

I forget what kind of surgery you had, though. Give me a brief overview??

Sam: i only know the sotto voce from singing...

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:49 pm

Since the bar is open I'll just help myself. 2 shots of 100 proof Hot Damn, 2 shots of premium tequila, 1 shot of Goldschlager, and 2 shots of Maker's Mark with a Coke chaser because I can.

That's makes things much better, and with that I'm outta here.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:50 pm

wow... talk about drink and run...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:51 pm

Tancorix: I used to tend bar and I would win bets by downing straight shots of Hot Damn! with a jalapeno in it... but I would suffer for it....

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:51 pm

The kind where they slash you open! I had a minor hernia... well, actually they supected that I did, but weren't exactly certain so it was called an exploratory surgery. But as it turned out it was a hernia. They tell me I am now fixed. =)

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:51 pm

Mr. K. in da house!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:52 pm

fixed, huh?

like my dog?? let's hope not...

glad you're here, though...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:53 pm

tonytohono wrote:The kind where they slash you open! I had a minor hernia... well, actually they supected that I did, but weren't exactly certain so it was called an exploratory surgery. But as it turned out it was a hernia. They tell me I am now fixed. =)

I got fixed years ago... Now I don't claw the furniture or pee in the corners like I used to...

Flower Express · Post by **Flower Express** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:53 pm

{losing all decorum, the delivery guy tosses his hat aside and runs like a maniac towards the hot tub, jumping, balling up and landing dead center with a gigantic splash}

CANNONBAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*SPLASH*

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:53 pm

It's been one of those days. I almost forgot...I left an almost full bottle of Maker's Mark on the bar for everyone to enjoy. If you don't know what Maker's Mark is, go look it up online. Then go buy some and try it. You won't let another whisky cross your lips ever again.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:54 pm

*bowing*
ah, Samtzu-san, you are fast, but I am superior!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:54 pm

lol~ not that kind of fixed. Very funny.

Crappy day? Par for the course? That's no good.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:54 pm

have to beg to differ with you there, T.

I'm a Jameson's girl.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:56 pm

no worries, Tony. It's just been one of those weeks, already.

Things will work themselves out. they always do.

so, Icicle Bitch is coming along nicely... wanna see a rough draft sketch?

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:56 pm

Jameson's would be a good second choice I'll agree. But out here in the midwest it's Jack and Beam. Bleech.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:58 pm

GuinivereElise wrote: so, Icicle Bitch is coming along nicely... wanna see a rough draft sketch?

I would love to...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:59 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:*bowing*
ah, Samtzu-san, you are fast, but I am superior!

No question about it... and if I ever get the chance to get my fast self near your superior self again... hmmmmmmmmmmmm.... oh, yes....

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 5:00 pm

Sitting in the hot tub sounds really good. Thanks Sam.

*M dons a suit and walks over to the hot tub, careful not to slip on the wet floor and steps in*

AAAHHHH! Nice!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 5:03 pm

I used to live in the midwest... I hear it...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 5:05 pm

pm me your email addy... I don't have it up on the web, just in my email..

M: what's this "dons a suit" business?? *quickly grabs a crayon and paper, scribbles a note, pins it behind the bar, then points to it* As this notice clearly states, this is a suitless bar...

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 5:10 pm

No Paternity Suits

~punches self in nuts, rolls~

There!