Spank the Monkey...

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:57 pm

Techniques? Tips? Warnings?

PJ · Post by PJ » Mon Sep 22, 2003 5:22 pm

Last Real Burner wrote:Techniques? Tips? Warnings?

OK, but it's at your own risk.

http://198.174.26.66/ephs/ArcadiaWeb/mo ... _bite.html

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 5:54 pm

The Society for Human Sexuality:
www.sexuality.org

All you ever wanted to know but were afraid to ask about almost anything and everything.

Kilmore · Post by **Kilmore** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 7:13 pm

Word to the wise, don't use Noxema while masterbating. Is very bad.

-Kilmore

jinx_sf_burner · Post by **jinx_sf_burner** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 7:32 pm

One word....

lube!

PJ · Post by PJ » Mon Sep 22, 2003 7:45 pm

jinx_sf_burner wrote:lube!

REAL lube, not improvised lube. For example, aloe is wonderfully, perfectly, slippery. And it doesn't burn--at first.

Kilmore · Post by **Kilmore** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 7:47 pm

PJ wrote:

REAL lube, not improvised lube. For example, aloe is wonderfully, perfectly, slippery. And it doesn't burn--at first.

See above Noxema comment...

It says good for the skin! but don't let that fool ya.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 7:52 pm

Right up there with mistaking Vic's Vapo-rub instead of Vasoline.

jinx_sf_burner · Post by **jinx_sf_burner** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 8:14 pm

The burning!!!!!!
(and NOT the good kind)

Badger wrote:Right up there with mistaking Vic's Vapo-rub instead of Vasoline.

antron · Post by **antron** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 8:17 pm

bag balm is soothing...if you want to smell like a sheep.

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 8:30 pm

Ouchhhhhhh!!!!!!

painfully,
mr smith

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 8:47 pm

antron wrote:bag balm is soothing...if you want to smell like a sheep.

Or maybe you just want to relive *that* moment.

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 12:42 pm

How about those penis enlargers? do they work? any testimonials?

inquiringly,
mr smith

PJ · Post by PJ » Tue Sep 23, 2003 12:44 pm

Last Real Burner wrote:How about those penis enlargers? do they work? any testimonials?

Why do you ask?

In any case Lydia seems to be the expert on them.

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 12:50 pm

PJ wrote:
Last Real Burner wrote:How about those penis enlargers? do they work? any testimonials?
Why do you ask?

In any case Lydia seems to be the expert on them.

Curiousity, an email tweaked my interest yesterday but I was at work and had no time to investigate.

That and "Fucking machines"

mechanically,
mr smith

Borris · Post by **Borris** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 1:59 pm

Beat the Beaver

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 2:18 pm

jinx_sf_burner wrote:The burning!!!!!!
(and NOT the good kind)

sorry jinx, but i'm fairly certain that the burning sensation of which you speak is, in fact, syphyllis.

don't say i never gave you anything.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 5:09 pm

Try rubber nipples on the end of anything. I swear, it makes me all googly moogly inside. Better have a fresh dipe handy, though.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:26 pm

First, meditate for a moment upon this:

Action shots are here -- not work-safe:

http://www.very-koi.net/tutor/mast/mast03.htm

I've never tried it, but it sounds ... interesting.

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:38 pm

Never had a banana that was big enough.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:39 pm

Badger wrote:Right up there with mistaking Vic's Vapo-rub instead of Vasoline.

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Flux · Post by **Flux** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 2:40 pm

Spokes wrote:Never had a banana that was big enough.

Aw, quitcher braggin!

Actually, bananas are too small for most guys. What you see here are plantains.

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 3:49 pm

Badger wrote:Right up there with mistaking Vic's Vapo-rub instead of Vasoline.

There's a visual here I didn't need to think about. Ouch.

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:23 pm

That banana thing is an old prison trick.

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:30 pm

Hey! You best be looking at my monkey!
http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/monkeylooker/

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:49 pm

Flux wrote: What you see here are plantains.

Piker. Give me some Texas style zuchinni!

antron · Post by **antron** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:58 pm

olive oil or butter are always around the house...

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 5:03 pm

I like carrots.

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 5:08 pm

All this food talk is making me hungry. PS - hey all you zuchini and carrot and cucumber lovers out there - 2 questions:

Do you prefer to use your veggidildos out of the fridge or room temperature?

Do you wash them and return them to the fridge to be eaten with gusto later on (and you chuckle while your boyfriend unwittingly eats the salad that night, right? right?) or do you throw them out? Or do you not wash them and then eat them? Or do you keep them just for the purpose of dildoing.

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 5:25 pm

Do you prefer to use your veggidildos out of the fridge or room temperature?

I'll do both; depends on how I feel at the time.

Do you wash them and return them to the fridge to be eaten with gusto later on (and you chuckle while your boyfriend unwittingly eats the salad that night, right? right?) or do you throw them out? Or do you not wash them and then eat them? Or do you keep them just for the purpose of dildoing

I guess I can't be considered one of the dirty girls anymore. I've yet to eat any vegetable I've used as a dildo, washed or not.

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