Spank the Monkey...

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 6:33 pm

googly moogly

At least mom and dad are playing you the good children's music

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 5:24 pm

Do you gals enjoy eating at Souplantation or any other of those all you can eat salad joints?

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 5:47 pm

Enjoy? Sure.

"Enjoy?" Well, I've never been quite that brave...

antron · Post by **antron** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:20 pm

madmatt wrote:Do you gals enjoy eating at Souplantation or any other of those all you can eat salad joints?

kinky!

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:33 pm

i used to use plastic fruit and veggies, but I have a husband now, so i just use him.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 7:06 am

a beuatiful sexy young woman goes up to a very old man and asks:

"would you like supersex?"

the guy thinks about for a while then sez:

"i think i'll have the soup."

Niacin · Post by **Niacin** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 8:40 am

The sea was angry that day, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.

Max

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 11:49 pm

I like to hump pillows, i learned it from my dog.

Blenderhead · Post by **Blenderhead** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:15 pm

Kilmore wrote:Word to the wise, don't use Noxema while masterbating. Is very bad.

-Kilmore

Tiger Balm.
Bad.
Very, very bad.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:26 pm

A man in a monkey suit wearing a sign that says "Spank Me." Coming soon on a playa near you!

J · Post by J » Wed Oct 01, 2003 9:04 pm

I was briefly considering doing that, but I have a sensitive bottom

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 1:18 am

Not only does this have to go back up to the top. It is something that needs to be explored on some more. it's something I'm not doing right now even though I enjoy doing it very much but since Alice is not here I'm left with Dr. suzie Block.

(see why I'm not doing it tonight?)

up you go.....oh.....there it goes.....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 1:52 am

the "last real burner" is a desecration the spirit of the llama.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 1:54 am

melissa wrote:the "last real burner" is a desecration the spirit of the llama.

huh?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 2:04 am

by saying "the last real burner he implies that the rest of us are irrelevant; therefore I would consider the phrase to be that of a very confused burner,not a real one

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 2:07 am

melissa wrote:by saying "the last real burner he implies that the rest of us are irrelevant; therefore I would consider the phrase to be that of a very confused burner,not a real one

Your probably right since the last time I went to burningman was 1994.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 2:21 am

Last real burner as in "Bunsen".

"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
confusedly,
the rebbi

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 2:26 am

It's a long story, that started when we had to walk 100 miles, through 10' feet of snow to get to Burningman, back in the old days. In fact it was so long ago, we lit a book of matches and a sparkler that was our burn. Whyyyy back in the old days....

crotchedly,
the rebbi

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 9:15 am

Crotchedly? Well, I guess this is the "Spank the Monkey" thread...

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 9:20 am

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:Last real burner as in "Bunsen".

"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
confusedly,
the rebbi

I knew it was comming. I looked all over for this thread.

Nuts. I need to be spanked.

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:49 pm

i'm not your daddy.

Raheer · Post by **Raheer** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:07 pm

Who's ya daddy?!?

Raheer

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:10 pm

Raheer wrote:Who's ya daddy?!?

Raheer

well, my mom is dhc.....

and only she knows the truth.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 11:15 am

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:07 am

Does anyone really know what spank the monkey really means?

questionally,
the rebbi

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:34 am

Aint it a euphamism for masturbation?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:47 pm

The Dr. is in the house!

And just for the record, when ever the monkey is bad it need a good spanking.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:49 pm

I don't believe in interspecies corporal punishment.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:41 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:Does anyone really know what spank the monkey really means?

Monkeys like to be spanked.

I always thought it was a term for guys yankin' on their penis.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:28 am

Will we ever get an answer?

Spank the Monkey...

Pull my finger...

Bikini Waxs, Anyone?...

Re: Pull my finger...

.......Hey!!! That's My Monkey You're Playing With Buddy....

Re: .......Hey!!! That's My Monkey You're Playing With Buddy