The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:48 pm

sorry Sam, i think i just got a better offer.
the green room is a damn good trump card.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:49 pm

But I can lift heavy stuff. And have other talents.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:53 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:sorry Sam, i think i just got a better offer.
the green room is a damn good trump card.

Yeah, yeah... story of my life....

... I've got a green room, but it's mostly moss on the walls...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:07 pm

MAybe I could get a job at a coffee house or something, thanks George W

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:28 pm

Alive with anticipation, I crack open a new bottle of Jameson's

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:30 pm

Alive with anticipation, I crack open

This along side your pic makes me snicker.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:31 pm

is it cuz I said 'crack'?

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:37 pm

...and it could look like you have a tie dye hemorroid leaking out your crack.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:38 pm

You have a pants fetish don't you stuart?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:41 pm

stuart wrote:Alive with anticipation, I crack open a new bottle of Jameson's

you sharing with me and tish here, since we're all stuck together under a blanket anyway?

btw, don't say 'crack' too loud. it attracts rob.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:43 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
stuart wrote:Alive with anticipation, I crack open a new bottle of Jameson's
you sharing with me and tish here, since we're all stuck together under a blanket anyway?

btw, don't say 'crack' too loud. it attracts rob.

"Someone call me?"

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:43 pm

* weak whisper from beneath the NEB and the soft stroke of Rian's hand upon her brow: *

whiskey, please...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:44 pm

fetish:
1 a : an object (as a small stone carving of an animal) believed to have magical power to protect or aid its owner; broadly : a material object regarded with superstitious or extravagant trust or reverence b : an object of irrational reverence or obsessive devotion : PREPOSSESSION c : an object or bodily part whose real or fantasied presence is psychologically necessary for sexual gratification and that is an object of fixation to the extent that it may interfere with complete sexual expression

I would definitely go with definition 1 a

I think fantastic pants have a magical power. Life is too short to go without them.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:45 pm

I don't share everything, but I always share my booze. How do you two take it?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:50 pm

How do you two take it?

* handing back the bottle she just took a swig from *

ummm....

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:50 pm

stuart wrote:fetish:
1 a : an object (as a small stone carving of an animal) believed to have magical power to protect or aid its owner; broadly : a material object regarded with superstitious or extravagant trust or reverence b : an object of irrational reverence or obsessive devotion : PREPOSSESSION c : an object or bodily part whose real or fantasied presence is psychologically necessary for sexual gratification and that is an object of fixation to the extent that it may interfere with complete sexual expression

I would definitely go with definition 1 a

I think fantastic pants have a magical power. Life is too short to go without them.

well, yes, they do tend to protect the wearer...

can you set me up with a straight shot first, and then a second drink with some mecca cola in it?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:56 pm

done and done

there is a little ewer of ice water should you want to take it that way as well.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:57 pm

thanks for the jameson's, stuart... i'm gonna hibernate for a while. thanks fer the lovin's, y'all.

here's to whatever comes next...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:00 pm

whatever comes next...

a toast that it be nothing but fabulous times

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:00 pm

thanks darlin.'

tasty...

bye, sweet sista'. if it'll help, i'll send ma....

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:03 pm

Oh my, it's already 3. I've done so much today, and yet, so little, and yet, so much more to do...I've done so much of other people's work, and none of my own. It's one of those kind of write off days, but not really. Know what I mean?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:08 pm

Does that fist come in a velvet glove thy sparkle?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:11 pm

helitack wrote:MAybe I could get a job at a coffee house or something, thanks George W

Just be sure to invest your tip money, so you have something to fall back on when he guts social security.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:13 pm

stuart wrote:
whatever comes next...
a toast that it be nothing but fabulous times

I'll drink to that...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:22 pm

Maybe I'll get on with the Forest Service if this happens. Plenty of trees to cut down during the "Healthy Forest Initiative"

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:25 pm

helitack wrote:Maybe I'll get on with the Forest Service if this happens. Plenty of trees to cut down during the "Healthy Forest Initiative"

Don't forget, Heli: One of it's legs is the same...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:28 pm

hey guys....

jameson's. stuart?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:30 pm

We saved half a bottle for ya

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:31 pm

just put a straw in it, and hand it this way...

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:37 pm

tonytohono wrote:Does that fist come in a velvet glove thy sparkle?

Ya know, "The Velvet Fist" is the name of an intergalactic brothel in the Buck Godot universe....