The Bar

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:44 pm

I could use a lukewarm Schlitz

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:50 pm

One icy cold Pete's Wicked Ale for Heli.

Fishes don't commit sacralidge.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:51 pm

PurpleKoosh wrote:
tonytohono wrote:Does that fist come in a velvet glove thy sparkle?
Ya know, "The Velvet Fist" is the name of an intergalactic brothel in the Buck Godot universe....

Anything on "Iron Glove"?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:04 pm

Afternoon campers.

This day is creeping by and I am actually getting some work done. I don't know how but it is happening.

I think an ice cold Newcastle is what I need.

I hope of ya are doing well and if not I hope the future moments hold higher value than the past roadblocks.

Jason

PS Anyone up for some music tonight? I feel like mixing some records when I get home.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:14 pm

*sounds of a straw slurping the bottom of a bottle*

thanks, Stuart...

*big oliver eyes*
please sir, I want some more...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:15 pm

DJ: you mean more stream?? I"M UP!!!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:25 pm

Gick! Made it home from work.... alive and without resorting to workplace violence.... today seemed to be "send the idiots to Sam" day at work...

If there is Jameson left, I'll have some, but not at the expense of depriving anyone else.... anything, please...

BTW, does anyone remember Golden Grain beer? It came out of L.A. and we used to say it was made from the Sky Blue waters of the LA River. Warm, flat, anything was better than cold Golden Grain... but at $.99 a sixer, who could complain?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:27 pm

samtzu wrote:Gick! Made it home from work.... alive and without resorting to workplace violence.... today seemed to be "send the idiots to Sam" day at work...

If there is Jameson left, I'll have some, but not at the expense of depriving anyone else.... anything, please...

BTW, does anyone remember Golden Grain beer? It came out of L.A. and we used to say it was made from the Sky Blue waters of the LA River. Warm, flat, anything was better than cold Golden Grain... but at $.99 a sixer, who could complain?

ok, you're older than i thought.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:28 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
samtzu wrote:Gick! Made it home from work.... alive and without resorting to workplace violence.... today seemed to be "send the idiots to Sam" day at work...

If there is Jameson left, I'll have some, but not at the expense of depriving anyone else.... anything, please...

BTW, does anyone remember Golden Grain beer? It came out of L.A. and we used to say it was made from the Sky Blue waters of the LA River. Warm, flat, anything was better than cold Golden Grain... but at $.99 a sixer, who could complain?
ok, you're older than i thought.

What does the cheapest beer in the world go for right now?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:29 pm

BTW, I'm not older than you thought, I'm older than I think...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:29 pm

i'd like to posit that the cheapest in the world and the cheapest in CA are probably not the same thing.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:30 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:i'd like to posit that the cheapest in the world and the cheapest in CA are probably not the same thing.

Okay, Bud was selling for about $1.50-$2.00 a sixer... soooooooo?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:35 pm

M walks in, glad to be done with work for the day. Searches for something to drink

How's everyone tonight?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:38 pm

If you want to grab something strong, yet surprisingly soft... grab me... otherwise, there is some warm beer and straight up scotch over here somewhere...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:38 pm

samtzu wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:i'd like to posit that the cheapest in the world and the cheapest in CA are probably not the same thing.
Okay, Bud was selling for about $1.50-$2.00 a sixer... soooooooo?

Was it actualy in cans back then or was it in goat hide storage devices?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:39 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
samtzu wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:i'd like to posit that the cheapest in the world and the cheapest in CA are probably not the same thing.
Okay, Bud was selling for about $1.50-$2.00 a sixer... soooooooo?
Was it actualy in cans back then or was it in goat hide storage devices?

You guys kill me.... naw, we always took it in the can....

... wait a minute!....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:39 pm

Less than an hour and I will be home and playing records. El Yay!

I will be sure to put the link up. Except for Sam who still knows how to listen to music through the telegraph machine.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:41 pm

samtzu wrote:You guys kill me.... naw, we always took it in the can....

... wait a minute!....

So then you wear the skirt out of old habits.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:42 pm

I will take this handtruck and go to the warehouse and get a case various whiskeys, a package of bendy straws, a bolt of 4 ply cashmere, a chord of firewood, a gross of votives, and some nat king cole CDs.

that ought to last a bit

<feeling dirty after all the e-miming>

?oliver eyes?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:45 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
samtzu wrote:You guys kill me.... naw, we always took it in the can....

... wait a minute!....
So then you wear the skirt out of old habits.

Makes for easy access... oh, and egress...

Actually, I want to get an ass tattoo also, saying "One Way: Do Not Enter"

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:46 pm

well, stuart. since I was quoting Oliver from Oliver Twist, I said "oliver eyes" ::: the big, pouty, starving kind.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:48 pm

stuart wrote:I will take this handtruck and go to the warehouse and get a case various whiskeys, a package of bendy straws, a bolt of 4 ply cashmere, a chord of firewood, a gross of votives, and some nat king cole CDs.
that ought to last a bit
<feeling dirty after all the e-miming>
?oliver eyes?

Mark Lester, with huge fucking eyes, as Oliver Twist, saying, "Please, Sir, may I have another" while holding up his empty porridge bowl....

...What do they teach in school these days?....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:51 pm

WTF sam??

he says:

"Please sir, I want some more"

"thank you sir may I have another" is from Animal House, as far as I know...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:52 pm

Excuse me, I am on the IMDb movie site, and I am exploring
Jesus H. God Blasted Christ!!! Peter Jackson is doing King Kong with Naomi Watts and Jack Black (and Andy Serkis) FUCK! I would commit major homocide to work with him! FUCK!!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:54 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:WTF sam??

he says:

"Please sir, I want some more"

"thank you sir may I have another" is from Animal House, as far as I know...

Ummmm.... the eyes have it... sorry...

I'll just go off and commit seppuku for that ....

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:55 pm

Warm beer, Sam? That's just wrong! I'll have some scotch and a big, tall Sam hug...Thank you!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:56 pm

I forgive you, Sam...

this time

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:57 pm

WOOHOO! Guin....you went over 3000!!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:59 pm

Martiansky wrote:WOOHOO! Guin....you went over 3000!!

Well, she passed me...

... shit...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:59 pm

shhh!

this is not entirely a good thing....