Stupid Work Annoyances

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:48 am

GuinivereElise wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
bullD wrote: keep talking like that and,,, oh, already said that. he he he
eeek! is this the boy that fills you in on all the great sales in the mall?
no, thank god. that one's married.
of course he is! he wouldn't be fulfilling his christian duty if he wasn't 'one' with the father, son, holy ghost, and some girlie.

how the fuck did you know???? that's the one that has been known to attempt to preach at me in the elevators, at which point i give him withering looks that tell him that if he starts i'll tell him a thing or two about life, death, and hope.

(he shuts up, FWIW)

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:48 am

ha ha ha,,, nice one.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:52 am

Hmmm, you must have told me at some point. either that, or that half-naked sweaty hug I got the other night must have connected our psyches somehow...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:53 am

your rian-radar is eeeeerily accurate these days.

i just thought you were in my head with Lydia, which puts you both in Rob's head, where we can all talk to god together.

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:53 am

I really dont want to work a shift on sunday and I also dont want to work a whole shift on monday either.

My weekend has been reduced by half this week and that rots. And some how I gotta pull some artistic talent outta somewhere to draw with hot fudge a skull and cross bones on a cake today (i work at an ice cream shop just fyi)

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:54 am

Rian Jackson wrote: how the fuck did you know???? that's the one that has been known to attempt to preach at me in the elevators, at which point i give him withering looks that tell him that if he starts i'll tell him a thing or two about life, death, and hope.

(he shuts up, FWIW)

Or you can deadpan ask him how this fulfills your duty to your Lord Satan? Mention how you go to Burning Man and point him to the wackjob 'anti-BM' websites. Show him a picture of the man burning, before, during, and after, and then show him your tattoo. He'll go away.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:55 am

here's a stooopid work annoyance: my bladder is about to burst and i can't get away from this desk for another hour...

mabe it's time to call for emergency backup.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:55 am

btw- Evil Rob likes half naked sweaty hugs...

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:57 am

by the looks of your ass face, your half naked and sweaty quite alot.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:57 am

something to be proud of btw.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:03 am

Rob the Wop wrote:btw- Evil Rob likes half naked sweaty hugs...

really. want one?

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:05 am

shit, trying to take portfolio photos with the digital and can't get what I want from it, grrrrrrr.

ehh, yes, I do.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:06 am

Rian Jackson wrote:here's a stooopid work annoyance: my bladder is about to burst and i can't get away from this desk for another hour...

mabe it's time to call for emergency backup.

Can you say "catheter"?

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:09 am

Rian Jackson wrote:here's a stooopid work annoyance: my bladder is about to burst and i can't get away from this desk for another hour...

mabe it's time to call for emergency backup.

???

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:09 am

bull, was that to me?
you want one, too?
ok.. but i don't even KNOW you.....

FYI, i feel better. emergency backup plan implemented.

24/7, your channel for TMI...

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:12 am

what better way to be introduced.?.?

ehh whats that, TMI?

Grrrrrrr, fucking digital camera!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:14 am

bull:

tmi= too much information.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:16 am

thank you dear.

it was sounding like, well, that WOULD be too much info. he he he

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:20 am

Rian Jackson wrote:discussing this whole thing with Coworker he says that he knew i was a freak a long time ago, before we really knew each other.

now i'm really scared.

he then came back and said that his perception of me did change - he just came to his senses.

well, if this person were my boss, i could have used him to further Villainous Schemes. But it doesn't look like it's gonna work.

Dang, can we get a narrative from CWL about this? I wanna know what it's like to achieve freakiness instead of being born freaky.

(and of course your right, the other guy would have wanted to have freakiness thrust upon him, as it were.)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:22 am

Rian Jackson wrote:here's a stooopid work annoyance: my bladder is about to burst and i can't get away from this desk for another hour...

mabe it's time to call for emergency backup.

Well, you could threaten to have the reception area smell like the third world if you don't have that option. . .

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:23 am

um, fishist, i have no intention of engaging in thrusting with my coworkers. end of story.

bull, you can't just leave it like that. what did you think i meant?

oh, and fine, you convinced me on the hug part. next time you're in seattle give 3/4 WOTA a ring.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:28 am

Rian Jackson wrote:um, fishist, i have no intention of engaging in thrusting with my coworkers. end of story..

Um, yes, I got that. What I was trying to imply was how sorry he would be if it actually had come to fruition. A sort of "whew" on his behalf that there are things he will never know and have to process. I meant no casting of aspersions of any apocolyptic women.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:30 am

sorry, your useage of 'thrusting' required some sort of snarky response.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:32 am

understood. But I thought snark was Carroll not Shakespire.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:35 am

now I'm confused, not a hard thing for me,,,

3/4 WOTA???

oh, what I thought was silly, really. I was associating TMI with a jaw disease, ie, lots of jawing going on here, or there.

grrrrrrr, I am getting annoyed. have to run to the fabric shop for more backdrop material. one of those mornings.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:36 am

ehhhh, that should be read: Confusion, an easy state of mind for me to acheive

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:42 am

okay, it's teeny, but it gets me:

when I'm at work, I sit behind a desk, in a spinny chair with rolling-wheels. I can't sit in the typical 'sitting' way for very long, so I have a tendency to tuck my feet up under my ass and, in effect, 'kneel' on the chair.

If one more customer comes in and comments that either a)they could never sit like that at work because it's uncomfortable or, worse, b)they THOUGHT I HAD NO LEGS (!) I swear, I'm going to go postal.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:44 am

GuinivereElise wrote:okay, it's teeny, but it gets me:

when I'm at work, I sit behind a desk, in a spinny chair with rolling-wheels. I can't sit in the typical 'sitting' way for very long, so I have a tendency to tuck my feet up under my ass and, in effect, 'kneel' on the chair.

If one more customer comes in and comments that either a)they could never sit like that at work because it's uncomfortable or, worse, b)they THOUGHT I HAD NO LEGS (!) I swear, I'm going to go postal.

YOU HAVE LEGS?!?!

Alright, I really must stop staring at your tits so much.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:45 am

no, rob... I like it when you stare at my tits...

it makes me feel whole...

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:46 am

One of the things thats been getting on my nerves at work is people going
"Soooooo just how slow is it"

Slow enough for me to want to whip this book at your head
Have a nice day.