The Gay Bar

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:02 pm

Unless you've seen Britney Baby: One More Time there's really no point in us talking.

No point at all.

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 4:05 pm

blyslv wrote:Unless you've seen Britney Baby: One More Time there's really no point in us talking.

No point at all.

I think I have seen it actually. It's a sketch piece where she's old or something?

I don't recall the exact details. I do recall I voted for Kerry though.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:55 pm

Please don't feed the bears!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:04 pm

<walks in with two mirror balls and four sections of fully directional colored track lighting>

I heard this place needed a shot... uhh, a shot in the arm...

I found this stuff down at the thrift store. Thought you might be able to use it. So here. <drops the stuff in a heap>

Maybe I'll check it out later... see what you do with it.

C-ya around...

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:42 pm

blyslv wrote:Unless you've seen Britney Baby: One More Time there's really no point in us talking.

No point at all.

No...but I did have Ahmet & Dweezil Zappa's industrial cover of "...Baby One More Time" until my last hard-drive crash.... It actually makes the song listenable.

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 10:14 am

tonytohono wrote:<walks in with two mirror balls and four sections of fully directional colored track lighting>

I heard this place needed a shot... uhh, a shot in the arm...

I found this stuff down at the thrift store. Thought you might be able to use it. So here. <drops the stuff in a heap>

Maybe I'll check it out later... see what you do with it.

C-ya around...

HAWT! I'll hang that stuff immediately. I've also set up a chill dome/dark back room.

Have at it boys.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 10:17 am

hey moist...need a hand???

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:33 am

An 18 year old male Britiney impersonator beats a bunch of 11 year old girls in a Britiney look alike contest. However, afer being mistaken by news reporters for the real Britiney he is thrown out of the backstage area (admission to which was the prize). He runs into a documentary film crew who have likewise blown their change to interview Britney.

Hijinks ensue.

"..... maybe another fish will bring you some free food in the near future..."

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:31 pm

blyslv wrote: "..... maybe another fish will bring you some free food in the near future..."

Well, I didn't eat the miso soup that came with my curry today.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 4:18 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
MoisturePup wrote:
Tancorix wrote: Oh Lordy, you mean we have to suffer through more Whitney Houston stuff?
It’s not right ,but it’s okay I’m gonna make it anyway....
There's still time to order the opera set and have it overnighted. Then we can find out who the REAL queen is.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:41 pm

MoisturePup wrote:
tonytohono wrote:<walks in with two mirror balls and four sections of fully directional colored track lighting>

I heard this place needed a shot... uhh, a shot in the arm...

I found this stuff down at the thrift store. Thought you might be able to use it. So here. <drops the stuff in a heap>

Maybe I'll check it out later... see what you do with it.

C-ya around...
HAWT! I'll hang that stuff immediately. I've also set up a chill dome/dark back room.

Have at it boys.

*rides in on backhoe towing trailer with lit dance floor parts in it, begins to excavate for sunken dance floor*

this place is shaping up nicely...here's yer saturday night fever dance floor. yer gonna wanna wait until the glue and stuff dries before ya dance on it...unless you really like dancing in one spot!

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:02 am

regynalonglank wrote:
*rides in on backhoe towing trailer with lit dance floor parts in it, begins to excavate for sunken dance floor*

this place is shaping up nicely...here's yer saturday night fever dance floor. yer gonna wanna wait until the glue and stuff dries before ya dance on it...unless you really like dancing in one spot!

OH thank god the dance floor is here! This means we can start having "Playa Yahoo Drag Night!" That's right, the winner of the Playa Yahoo Drag Night gets to parade around screaming "SHOWING ME YOUR TITS" from the back of an undecorated SUV!

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 10:41 am

Hmmm.. Maybe I should make this into a Bear/leather bar.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:39 pm

Go right ahead. I can be a bear or a fag hagfish.

Just don't serve warm beer.

If you do go bear will you have an all-you-can-eat buffet?

And if you go leather, will you allow those girls from the bar thread to perform public whippings?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:19 pm

And the community loses another gathering space. . . .

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:58 pm

the hell you say, i'm here to dance! where the hell is sammich anyways, i guess i'm gonna have to spin meself...now that's scary :)

*cranks up mirror balls, lights up dance floor, powers up sound system and the bowel shuddering rhythms ensue*

man, nothing like standing between two major sub woofers to get the old blood pumping!

*set extras flood in, filling dance floor with scantily dressed gyrating hotties*

now this is more like it!

*hops up on elevated dance platform and hits the up button, commences shaking ass at about you may worship me now height*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:18 am

wooo! Regyna, I worship you!

{begins worshipping with her own gyrating and ass shaking}

THIS is what it's all about!

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:07 am

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Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:09 am

Computer over. Virus = Very Yes.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:22 pm

whuzzup giggly grrl?

*lowers platform and hops off, joining giggles on the lighted dance floor below*

you got it, oh oh oh oh oh, get yer freak on...oh yeah!

*drops to knees in front of giggles, arches back and shimmies wildly*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:25 pm

Hey yah! I wanna flip the love switch, too!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:28 pm

regynalonglank wrote:the bowel shuddering rhythms ensue

it is just hell, getting old.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:01 pm

Yeah, Regyna, go baby!

{steps and straddles regyna's bent knee, bends at the waist, and shimmies shoulders madly}

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:13 pm

*flaps hands festively, gets up and circles around giggles, doing the bump with the bucket on the way by*

oh joel! you're so silly :) just love that thumpin' bass!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:16 pm

It's safe here. I think I'll hang out for awhile and of course, my favorite drink!
Oh Bambinoooooooooooooo???

Bambino the Bartender · Post by **Bambino the Bartender** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:26 pm

yes dahlink, for you what can i get today?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:27 pm

{does a james brown spin then bumps with the bucket on the other side}

cowboy! Nice to see ya!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:43 pm

*begins hideously bad rendition of night fever move*

man, this is good. like good good, and i'm not kidding.

*drops into the half splits and slides back up bucket's leg*

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:48 pm

Shake it but don't break it?

What the hell, go ahead and break it a little...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:51 pm

DISCO!!!

{one hand on hip, other pointing up to the sky, then down to teh ground, alternating hip shakes, in synch with Dr. Placebo's ass}