The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:17 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
tisha2 wrote:
Martiansky wrote: EH? No, tha Aqua Massage Table that's in the big box just outside the door flap.....
reference to the Hitachi Magic Wand - sex toy of champions.

some o that whiskey, please?
But is it as useful as Heli's magic wand at putting together large furnitures?

And Tish? Whatever that contest is, how to I enter?

Ready for singles, mixed doubles, team . . .

i love this fishy...

heli's is probly better for this... as for the contest - it first takes years and years of dedicated solo practice before one can venture into the professional arena.

grueling work, that.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:18 pm

gigglesnort wrote:{splashes whiskey into three glasses for hte takers and passes a Pete's along w Ms. Kristine's, resumes polishing the bar top and whistling}

have i given you a raise recently?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:21 pm

tisha2 wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:{splashes whiskey into three glasses for hte takers and passes a Pete's along w Ms. Kristine's, resumes polishing the bar top and whistling}
have i given you a raise recently?

no dammit! you have not. I quit.

(for a minute while I go pick up hte kidoodles. Grandma's coming to take them away! WOO HOO!!! Happy friday, indeed!)

Kristines · Post by **Kristines** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:21 pm

Some of these avatars are just too interesting to ignore. So I'll start a caption contest ... best line gets the prize ... probably something kinky.

I'll start with this picture I took of my Geeky one. Captions? I'd also love to see the hot pants avatar from yesterday ... was that you GE? Post it so we can all make captions!! (wouild be nice to see them bigger than 80x80 if possible)

And I'd love it if someone could make me a gin and tonic, hold the tonic, with a splash of Rose's sweet lime juice?

Kristine

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:23 pm

'five miles an hour maximum, you hippie raver!'

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:25 pm

"Some things don't belong in the vacum"

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:27 pm

...and all that was keeping it from going over the edge of the cliff was that one strand which i clenched between my teeth...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:28 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:Rian Jackson, I'm so confused. Your husband? You blush easily? I had a whole different perception of you. {pushes blood mary across the bar}
Remember "Invasion of the body snatchers"? This is Rian's life daily
please explain if you're gonna make pop culture references.

If you have not seen invasion of the body snatchers be sure to pick it up some night. It is a fun movie to watch. Basic premise is aliens taking over human bodies. I referenced this because of your blushing. insinuating that it was not you but an alien that took over your body.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:29 pm

Next caption....

Moments later the man let loose a stream of fire large enough to make even the older dragons proud.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:30 pm

I am fresh out of magic wands of the heli or hitachi variety

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:32 pm

stuart wrote:I am fresh out of magic wands of the heli or hitachi variety

Dang it Stu! That's the sort of talk that brings woodrow out.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:35 pm

gigglesnort wrote:
tisha2 wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:{splashes whiskey into three glasses for hte takers and passes a Pete's along w Ms. Kristine's, resumes polishing the bar top and whistling}
have i given you a raise recently?
no dammit! you have not. I quit.

(for a minute while I go pick up hte kidoodles. Grandma's coming to take them away! WOO HOO!!! Happy friday, indeed!)

huh. i guess i'll keep this bonus for myself then...

* stuffs fat envelope into backpack *

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:36 pm

I got yer magic wand, RIGHT HERE!...Oh, and, nice ass, Stuie...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:38 pm

Nothing like cyanide to help develope your lovely smile.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:40 pm

Woodrow wrote:I got yer magic wand, RIGHT HERE!...Oh, and, nice ass, Stuie...

OH MY!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:40 pm

Woodrow wrote:I got yer magic wand, RIGHT HERE!...Oh, and, nice ass, Stuie...

See Stuart--I told you.

Oh well, at least we have a place to hang the wet bar towel.

*fishy wipes up spill on unknown origen and hands wet towel on woodrow.*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:40 pm

WhooHoo! first post on 1400!!

WoofuchinHoo!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:43 pm

Yeah! 1400.... man, this place just keeps putting up the records...

Could I get another Macallen's to celebrate?

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:44 pm

...1400!! Makes me want to shake someones hand... or have someone's hand shake me....

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:44 pm

YEAH!

*takes a brand new full bottle of Macallen's and slides it down the bar to Sam!!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:45 pm

well holy fekkin hell... who'dda thunk it.

shots all around!!

* waves magic (hitachi) wand and shots appear before every last barfly - even the ones not present - and each has, of course, his or her favorite *

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:47 pm

Tish, can you magic wand the Aqua Massage table in here too, please? I can't drag the thing in by myself!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:48 pm

*pulls cork out of bottle with his teeth, raises it around*
Here's to Tisha, the best bar keep on the eplaya.... thanks for opening this place, sweetie... it is a sanctuary
*hops up on bar, pours a round or two, does the Quasimodo routine...* Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:51 pm

Hey kids,
geez what's with this over a hundred pages less than 24 hours,..

Irish coffee please,

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:52 pm

*M takes the shot and raises it........

Yes, thank you Tisha for making this a place to gather and meet new friends!

.....drinks shot and sets glass out for Sam to refill*

Thanks, Quasi Sam!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:52 pm

How the hell did I get here,... Tisha did you have something to do with that?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:53 pm

Hiya, Z! Is it snowin' like a banshee down there like it is here?!

*pours Z an Irish Coffee*

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:54 pm

any guesses as to what milestone we will hit before playa time?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:54 pm

Zulegoona wrote:How the hell did I get here,... Tisha did you have something to do with that?

tee hee... didja getcher shot?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:55 pm

yup, it's like the first real snow all year... thanks M

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