The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:55 pm

stuart wrote:any guesses as to what milestone we will hit before playa time?

5000 paddlings of your colorful ass?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:57 pm

Martiansky wrote:Tish, can you magic wand the Aqua Massage table in here too, please? I can't drag the thing in by myself!

you got it baby

* waves wand... table appears fully assemble in the back corner with the wall hangins and fluffy pillows - oh! and an attractive and very skilled swedish masseuse... *

Thanks for the thanks, every last one o ya'!!! I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I may have opened the place, but it'd be jack without y'all to fill it with wit, prose, beauty, and blather!! Here's to the barflies!!!

skol!!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:58 pm

And yup it materialized in my pants pocket,.... nothing like showing up in a bar already looking like you've wet your pants

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:00 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
Sandwichman wrote: Remember "Invasion of the body snatchers"? This is Rian's life daily ;)
please explain if you're gonna make pop culture references.
If you have not seen invasion of the body snatchers be sure to pick it up some night. It is a fun movie to watch. Basic premise is aliens taking over human bodies. I referenced this because of your blushing. insinuating that it was not you but an alien that took over your body.

Jason

wouls that require a television?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:03 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote: please explain if you're gonna make pop culture references.
If you have not seen invasion of the body snatchers be sure to pick it up some night. It is a fun movie to watch. Basic premise is aliens taking over human bodies. I referenced this because of your blushing. insinuating that it was not you but an alien that took over your body.

Jason
wouls that require a television?

Well, you could get it on a dvd and use a moniter w/o a reciever. Sadly the chances of seeing it at a theatre are thin--maybe on film night at teh college campus.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:06 pm

gotta run, amigos... that was fun!!!! happy weekend to y'all!!

* skips out waving the magic (hitachi) wand and watching all sorts of bliss manifest in her wake *

ta!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:07 pm

i currently have one blank white wall.
does that count?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:09 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:i currently have one blank white wall.
does that count?

Next time you make it to Portland let me know and I will get it through Netflix and you can see it.

Jason

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:09 pm

If you can find it on film and get your hands on a projector.

Note there are two versions, a 1950s metaphor for HUAC and a remake.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:09 pm

Later Tisha!......

Rian I’ll bet there are a whole lot of people with TVs that would be willing to cuddle with you on a couch, eat popcorn and watch an old movie.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:10 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:If you can find it on film and get your hands on a projector.

Note there are two versions, a 1950s metaphor for HUAC and a remake.

Both are entertaining in their own ways.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:13 pm

one blank white wall

in my world that's called a projection screen

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:15 pm

stuart wrote:
one blank white wall
in my world that's called a projection screen

Danged psychiatrist.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:21 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
stuart wrote:
one blank white wall
in my world that's called a projection screen
Danged psychiatrist.

What makes you think she's projecting... hmmmmm?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:24 pm

oh, sorry, ITYM tabula rasa

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:27 pm

omigosh.....the weirdest thing.....I was just at the girls' school talking to one of the teachers when a shot of goldschlagger just ..... appeared.... right in my hand! How embarrassing! I mean, I offered it to her, but she just looked at me so funny-like. What could I do??? There was only one!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:30 pm

stuart wrote:oh, sorry, ITYM tabula rasa

NOUN:
pl. tab·u·lae ra·sae (tby-l räs, -z) KEY

1.
1. The mind before it receives the impressions gained from experience.
2. The unformed, featureless mind in the philosophy of John Locke.
2. A need or an opportunity to start from the beginning.

Careful Stuart--I hear Steven Pinker is stalking the web with a bazooka.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:31 pm

Ahhhhh.... I get to leave.... see ya' all in a leeeeetle bit...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:33 pm

So in 90 pages do we have some sort of commeration of the horrors of genocide?

And when was the Magna Carta signed?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:35 pm

sure hope Heli wasn't working on a patient when his shot appeared,..

I'm going to go back to doing, I'll be back later..

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:36 pm

Or back to doing what I was doing

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:47 pm

Dang, I had to go to the store and then snowblow. Of course we stopped at the l-i-q-u-o-r store on the way home.......teehee!

I think I'll climb into that massage machine.......
WWWEEEEEEEEEE! AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA!

*water beats down on me*

Hurry back, Sam and Z! you can be next!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:49 pm

Giggles...you crack me up!!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:04 pm

Martiansky wrote:Giggles...you crack me up!!

Uh, what did I do?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:05 pm

That goldschlager story.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:07 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:That goldschlager story.

That's it!!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:23 pm

(lifts hood on massage table and crawls out)

Ok, who's next in the massage table?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:54 pm

GIGGLES!! Your turn in the massage table!!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:55 pm

Well, you can put me up there, but I'm likely to pass out... and be out for several hours.. but *climbs up on table* what the fuck, eh?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:57 pm

ah I'm the therapist and here's a rubber mallet for for your little friend....