Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?..................

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:53 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote: Chickenfish is proof positive, baby.
How are we going to tell him that we're his parents? I don't think he knows!
Another casualty of my lackadaisical parenting style.
And if they can cross breed fish and strawberries (forget phyla or even class--our actual seperation, aves/pisces--this is cross-kingdom breeding) they chicken and fish are nothing. Personally it's those flea-elephants I'm worried about.

We are now entering new areas of Bizarre. Please keep your hands and feet inside the ePlaya...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:54 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote: Chickenfish is proof positive, baby.
How are we going to tell him that we're his parents? I don't think he knows!
Another casualty of my lackadaisical parenting style.
And if they can cross breed fish and strawberries (forget phyla or even class--our actual seperation, aves/pisces--this is cross-kingdom breeding) they chicken and fish are nothing. Personally it's those flea-elephants I'm worried about.

the flea sized elephants don't worry me.
the elephant sized fleas trying to land on me do.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:57 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Another casualty of my lackadaisical parenting style.
And if they can cross breed fish and strawberries (forget phyla or even class--our actual seperation, aves/pisces--this is cross-kingdom breeding) they chicken and fish are nothing. Personally it's those flea-elephants I'm worried about.
the flea sized elephants don't worry me.
the elephant sized fleas trying to land on me do.

Typical Fishy, I'm worried about being sucked dry in an instant.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:59 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:And if they can cross breed fish and strawberries (forget phyla or even class--our actual seperation, aves/pisces--this is cross-kingdom breeding) they chicken and fish are nothing. Personally it's those flea-elephants I'm worried about.
the flea sized elephants don't worry me.
the elephant sized fleas trying to land on me do.
Typical Fishy, I'm worried about being sucked dry in an instant.

either could be dangerous - a flea using its trunk
or that huge flea.
at least it would be easier to avoid the second.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:03 pm

So have we reached consensus that they e-playa answer is
"To take part in unholy transgenic breeding'?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:08 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:So have we reached consensus that they e-playa answer is
"To take part in unholy transgenic breeding'?

parts is parts

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:14 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:So have we reached consensus that they e-playa answer is
"To take part in unholy transgenic breeding'?
parts is parts

Ah, conspiring with my mechanic, are you?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:22 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:So have we reached consensus that they e-playa answer is
"To take part in unholy transgenic breeding'?
parts is parts
Ah, conspiring with my mechanic, are you?

no, chicken mcnuggets

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:30 pm

WHERE'S THE GODDAMN CHICKEN?

OH SHIT! THE CHICKEN HAS MADE A DASH FOR FREEDOM!

HUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:22 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:So have we reached consensus that they e-playa answer is
"To take part in unholy transgenic breeding'?
parts is parts
Ah, conspiring with my mechanic, are you?

don't tell me that joel is breeding with machines now.

hey crypto, i just realised you were in my dream the other night! in fact, i think it was about you....
too bad i can't remember anymore.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:16 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Simply Joel wrote: parts is parts
Ah, conspiring with my mechanic, are you?
don't tell me that joel is breeding with machines now.

hey crypto, i just realised you were in my dream the other night! in fact, i think it was about you....
too bad i can't remember anymore.

Too bad indeed. The existence of chickenfish indicates that your dreams of me are worth remembering.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:06 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:WHERE'S THE GODDAMN CHICKEN?

OH SHIT! THE CHICKEN HAS MADE A DASH FOR FREEDOM!

HUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM

must be an insurgent chicken.......

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 3:53 pm

(OK, I'm late for the party again. Crap.)

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get the hell away from Colonel Sanders!!!! http://www.kfccruelty.com

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:00 pm

Perhaps we have to ask whether this is a concious decision by the chicken, if it came from said chicken's subconcious thought process, or if the chicken was actually unconcious and just thought it crossed the road. Or maybe not.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:49 pm

cross the road or not, the chicken is Sunday's dinner.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 8:28 pm

For that mater the chicken might have been a constant and the road passed beneath it.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:19 am

Bus advert seen last week:

Because it was a Range Chicken.

Still think it's unholy transgenic breeding.

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:04 pm

didn't the chicken cross the road to try to get more money out of larry for art grants, or something?

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:59 pm

III wrote:didn't the chicken cross the road to try to get more money out of larry for art grants, or something?

"cluck... cluck... its conceptual art!"

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:11 pm

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:17 pm

Why does the chicken cross anything. Because he's an abrassive, agressive, brutal chicken that thinks he can cross anyone, beat the crap out of them, and get away with it... He's a Republican chicken, still flush with victory...

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:39 pm

... I crossed the road one time, stuck in a chicken... ask Sam, he know's more about it than I do....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:42 pm

Woodrow wrote:... I crossed the road one time, stuck in a chicken... ask Sam, he know's more about it than I do....

Crop or vent?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:47 pm

Don't listen to him... he exagerates terribly...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:49 pm

swollen head, huh?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:51 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:swollen head, huh?

AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:52 pm

He is not as big as he thinks he is... small man's syndrome... although, he is about the size of a small man...

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:56 pm

samtzu wrote:He is not as big as he thinks he is... small man's syndrome... although, he is about the size of a small man...

AH HAHAHAHA!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:57 pm

Martiansky wrote:
samtzu wrote:He is not as big as he thinks he is... small man's syndrome... although, he is about the size of a small man...

AH HAHAHAHA!

If you think that's funny, wait until you see Woodrow...

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:59 pm

samtzu wrote:
Martiansky wrote:
samtzu wrote:He is not as big as he thinks he is... small man's syndrome... although, he is about the size of a small man...

AH HAHAHAHA!
If you think that's funny, wait until you see Woodrow...

Ok, I can wait 7 months!!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?..................

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