Ode to my New Playa Boots

buttmuffin · Post by **buttmuffin** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 6:59 pm

You glistened from afar
With your refined, shiny, black trash bag material
You were purposefully shaped
To look as if you took a beating
And that made you beautiful and different

Just that morning
I had spent hours looking on online
For costume ideas
And thought
Only the perfect pair of boots
Would make it all perfect
Later that afternoon
I walk into a store
By chance, of course
And there you were
And you were on sale
Half Off!

I tried you on
And you were perfect
You fit just right
Comfortable as a slipper
Tight and Smooth like nylons
SEXY as hell
Versatile – good for dancing, walking, carousing

I had to have you
I bought you

Playa foot kiss my ass
Bunions and Calluses kiss my ass
Achy foot kiss my ass
Heels that increase my height but hurt like hell
Kiss My Ass

Thank you Perfect Pair of Playa Boots

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:50 am

Pictures?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:02 am

Do they match orange faux fur chaps by any chance?

buttmuffin · Post by **buttmuffin** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:07 am

sorry, I dont have pics,, yet! but I bought them at a Skecher's Outlet store and its from their Somethin' Else line. And these babies would match anything, even purple and green striped furry outfits...