CRUSH THIS

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:24 am

Rian Jackson wrote:you got off easy on the absurdists, btw. they put me in the hospital and a neck brace.

Why, that's obsurd!

Oh wait...

Never mind.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:21 pm

badger :

My soccer mom car is a stealth, terrorist vehicle

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:01 am

Crushing BHA for lurking about and keeping an eye on us all...

it would be sad if he just forgot about us!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:21 am

RebA::beautiful picture

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 11:35 am

stuart:

polyrhythms are no good for sex. I have tried.

damn, anyone who's tried this has a crush from me.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:14 am

I am majorly crushing the two police officers who helped my daughter last week after her car accident and for being truthful in their police report. Because of their measurements and calculations, it was evident that the other lady (who was lying) was clearly at fault and now the insurance is going to get my daughter another car.

I crush my daughter Samantha more than life itself.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:34 am

Donita wrote:I am majorly crushing the two police officers who helped my daughter last week after her car accident and for being truthful in their police report. Because of their measurements and calculations, it was evident that the other lady (who was lying) was clearly at fault and now the insurance is going to get my daughter another car.

I crush my daughter Samantha more than life itself.

Most important thing is that she is well.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 10:44 am

That's what I keep telling her, but hse says she'd rather have 2 broken legs and HAVE her car be okay. Kids.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:10 pm

Donita, your daughter is crazy. I just broke my femur in August in a car accident and it really sucked. Painfull to say the least, expensive to say the most. I could have bought two bmw's for what all my bills ended up being. Tell your daughter to be thankful she can walk, because the other side of things sucks a lot.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:21 pm

stuart:

Quote:
polyrhythms are no good for sex. I have tried.

says you...

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:22 pm

I crush skimpy shorts and platform shoes, boots, or even bare feet.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 6:23 am

blueniteowl::sexy mind

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 4:46 am

Still crushing the girl I saw on the bus

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:16 am

Totally crushing the folks in my LJ who recommended melatonin after I cried about my fucked-up sleep patterns.... Who'd've thought a person could actually fall asleep in less than 90 minutes?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:29 am

PurpleKoosh wrote:Totally crushing the folks in my LJ who recommended melatonin after I cried about my fucked-up sleep patterns.... Who'd've thought a person could actually fall asleep in less than 90 minutes?

Now I feel like an idiot... I was one of the people who recomended it, and then forgot all about it this last weekend... Thanks, Kootch... I needed that reminder... Crushing on you....

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:43 am

Crushin Giggs for her potent pits.
Crushin Mr. K. for tryin.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 4:51 pm

Pretty much the u8ual suspects
Rian, cause she needs it.
Sammichman, because I'm teasing him
Stuart, because it annoys him
bullD for having acool job
Adn everyone else, just because.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:36 pm

thanks, honey.

i crush LCN, because his genuine kindness was the only thing that kept me from going truly batty today.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:38 pm

[pout]

aw, shucks. I was hoping that I helped, a little, too...

Crushing you anyway... big hot sweaty girlie crushes...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:39 pm

well, fine, let the secret out! now everyone's gonna know what a kind sweet gal ya are.

in that case, since everyone KNOWS now, crushin' you, too. but damn girl, keep those chompers to yourself!

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:37 pm

thanks fishy!

Currently I'm being crushed over on the drama of the day thread, by the 4WOTA!! YIKES!!!

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:20 pm

I'm crushing samtzu for his sexy new "cleavage avatar."

Dude, if I was gay, I'd be on that like "stink on shit."

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:24 pm

Thanks, Ring, but that is gone after tonight... I hope... unless I get real crazy again....

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:25 pm

speaking of new avatars, God ring since you cut your hair do people still call you Wild?

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:33 pm

Strangely enough, when I walked into my Statistics class last week, my teacher had just finished calling roll. He calls us "Mr." or "Ms." plus our surname.

Professor: "Who are you?"

Me, proudly: "I'm Wild!" [class chuckles]

Professor: "You sure don't look very wild!"

Me, slightly offended: "You just don't know me very well yet!"

Professor: "Well, I guess that goes to show, looks can be deceiving."

Me, to self: [mumble, grumble 'I am too still Wild!']

Even though I don't have as distinctive a "look" as I used to, I have to say, "the women" have overwhelmingly given their approval, which makes me very happy. It almost makes me wonder why I waited so long.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:39 pm

I'm crushing all ragdolled women. Oh, and my tormentor.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:43 am

CoworkerLurker::Diplomacy

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:43 am

Senseii::Very cool.

Samtzu::Very hot.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:01 pm

Crushing the hell out of Gigglesnort, who knows why. Thank you, baby. *smooch*

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:23 pm

Hizzahner Bob,

I was quoting blyslv and asking him if he lives in a cave.
I said "I think that the Barter System "drove" them to steal."
blyslv was quoted on this page saiying that also!
He says "no system drives pep to steal" - I say barter does.

Did you have a sense as to whether your teenage friends read the fucking ticket and the Survival Guide? The parts about obeying local, state and federal laws, and comporting oneself as one would in any municipality?