The Bar

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 6:59 pm

Sure. How about an SOB? The trowel of Damocles was funny.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:00 pm

Lydia Love wrote:That seriously cracked my shit up

WHOO HOOO!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:02 pm

One SOB for RG ASAP.

1/2 oz Cognac
1/2 oz Cointreau
1 slice Lemon
Sugar

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:02 pm

I just realized I made eggnogg last night, and it's still in the fridge! Can't mix it with an SOB, though. Good thing the SOB is illusory!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:03 pm

whoo hoo! I have sat down a half-dozen times to bid you folks good evening. Finally.....good evening folks!

Those darn kids are always wanting something from me. *sigh*

Brought a sixer of new belgium black ale should anyone care to join me.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:05 pm

I don't usually hang out in the bar. What's the attraction, anyway?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:05 pm

Giggles! You're here! Finally!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:07 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:I don't usually hang out in the bar. What's the attraction, anyway?

What's the attraction of any bar? It certainly isn't the decor, or the food, or maybe even the drinks (usually). It's the people.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:07 pm

sputnik wrote:
tonytohono wrote:How about a drill and a rivet gun?
Too damn flimsy and takes too long to drill the holes. Now I just need an inspiration.

Actually I know what I want to make, but just need the resources.

I want to build a 12 foot garden trowel and put it in my front yard.

Well Sput, if you'd like you can borrow my wire feeding mig welder.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:08 pm

OTOH we have all of the above so it's the best bar anywhere!

WHEEEEE

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:09 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:I don't usually hang out in the bar. What's the attraction, anyway?

I kind of felt the same Ranger, but everyone hangs out in here so if you want to be heard, well, you can usually count on being heard here.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:10 pm

tonytohono wrote:Well Sput, if you'd like you can borrow my wire feeding mig welder.

That's the only kind I know how to use. How perfect. Too bad you're so far away. Which reminds me of a song...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:11 pm

At least looked at in an odd way if nobody listens.
I got a 12 box of room temp Schaeffer, anyone?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:11 pm

Hiya spaceship man! Oh I am finally here, I really really am. I've been dreaming about this moment, all through family project time. That's rotten bad I know.

mmmmmm black beer, YUM! *swig*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:12 pm

*looking at heli oddly*

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:13 pm

I usually just scroll past it, then come in periodically to make fun of the patrons or post a picture of which their babblanter reminds me. Or something I wanted to share but couldn't find a pretense elsewhere.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:15 pm

like this:

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:17 pm

The song is Carole King's 'So Far Away' which I will not post the lyrics to since that only ends up in the whole bar posting lyrics of the songs running through their heads.

Cheers.

Giggles, I'll take on if them black beers if you've got one to spare.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:17 pm

gigglesnort wrote:*looking at heli oddly*

~~~~~heli peers at giggles in an odd way~~~~~~~~~~

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:17 pm

It.....was....my.....childhood dream......to be an ASTRONAUT!!!

{breaks down into great hitching heartwrenching sobs, pounding her fist on the table}

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:19 pm

gigglesnort wrote:It.....was....my.....childhood dream......to be an ASTRONAUT!!!

Me TOOO...and now look at me...a funny fairly crown and the ability to grant childhood wishes...what have I become....?

SOB...sniffle...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:20 pm

{sniffing, wiping her nose on her sleeve}

uh *sniff* sure, help yourself. I brought a sixer, but there should be plenty....it's a everending Six-Pack!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:20 pm

Hi giggle... all right everyone I am splitting for a coupla hours.

C-ya.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:20 pm

just poking my head in between dishwashing rounds and a little dinner of sesame crackers, cream cheese, tomatoes, and a bit of salt... mmmm...

oh, yeah. I need some wine. Where's stuart when i need him?! He always recommends the bestest wine...

good evening, bar patrons.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:21 pm

Splitting as in self reproduction? Amazing. Is it fun?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:22 pm

I have some 'The Little Penguin" Merlot that I like.

I'd share, but...well...you know.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:22 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:just poking my head in between dishwashing rounds and a little dinner of sesame crackers, cream cheese, tomatoes, and a bit of salt... mmmm...

oh, yeah. I need some wine. Where's stuart when i need him?! He always recommends the bestest wine...

good evening, bar patrons.

I have this fine vintage bottle of Night Train, it's even cold.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:22 pm

sputnik wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:It.....was....my.....childhood dream......to be an ASTRONAUT!!!
Me TOOO...and now look at me...a funny fairly crown and the ability to grant childhood wishes...what have I become....?

SOB...sniffle...

a funny fairly crown.....um you are, wait don't tell me.....

you are a.......um, a......

where is a clever fish when you need one, shit.

Um, I give up. What are you?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:24 pm

Lather, rinse, repeat

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:25 pm

I just now realized (two weeks after the fact) that the fact that I now have internet access means I can catch up on my Red Meat! Hallelujah!