The Bar

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:25 pm

gigglesnort wrote:a funny fairly crown.....um you are, wait don't tell me.....
Um, I give up. What are you?

FAIRY...that should have been FAIRY, NOT FAIRLY.

You have kids...don't you know me tonight?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:25 pm

Hello Guinivere!

Good bye Tony!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:28 pm

you have the kind of magic wand that you plug in....

hmmmm....

you're my fairy vibefather?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:29 pm

bippity, boppity, OOoooooooooh

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:30 pm

Is it Jimmy? Am i right? I don't know really about these things, no teevee and all.

Although I did happen to catch a nickelodeon show called Lazy Town that knocked my socks off I laughed so hard. Have you seen that one? We were all giggling so hard at the bad guy prancing around in a dinosaur costume (or something like that, blasted memory.)

{plops down in the nontobacco smoking section}

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:30 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:you're my fairy vibefather?

OK....uhhhh...yeah...that's it....I'm sticking with that answer.

[singsong]Who needs their wishes granted?[/singsong]

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:33 pm

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:33 pm

gigglesnort wrote:Is it Jimmy? Am i right? I don't know really about these things, no teevee and all.

Cosmo see, still sticking with the outer space theme

And to really make it all adult and stuff I'm your FAIRY VIBEFATHER!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:33 pm

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:34 pm

helitack wrote:Huh?

You know, TV, that box that looks a lot like a computer screen, except that you can't do anything with it except watch it.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:37 pm

no, it's official...

You're my Fairy Vibefather.

Does that mean that when mine breaks, but my wicked stepmother won't let me to the store to get a new one, you'll appear and make all my dreams come true?

'Cause, you know, I've got a LOT of dreams, and I'm thinkin' that maybe I should start writing them down for you...

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:38 pm

Hey RG - is your glass half-empty or half-full? (let me top that up for you....be sure to hold on tight!)

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:38 pm

Oh, I have one of those, however no sat dish therefore no TeeVee, just movies, and I have seen all the ones I have more times than is sensible. Shit, BFE does have its benefits, right?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:39 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Does that mean that when mine breaks, but my wicked stepmother won't let me to the store to get a new one, you'll appear and make all my dreams come true?

You betcha!

GuinivereElise wrote:'Cause, you know, I've got a LOT of dreams, and I'm thinkin' that maybe I should start writing them down for you...

Dream big, but remember that I have a BAAAD memory, so write them down so I can remember them.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:40 pm

As I've already explained, it's too large. Actually, it's empty.
Damn. Need more eggnog. Hmmm. What else have I got. It takes me longer to type drunk because i have to use the backspace a lot.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:41 pm

I don't have any TV either, Heli..just movies. i've got enough that the rotation takes a while, though. 125 DVD's at last count. Plus the 1,500 books.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:43 pm

Shit, that much stuff wouldn't even fit in my g-hovel. Darkroom takes up the whole living room.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:47 pm

RG: no need to be too liberal with that backspace key... we understand drunk typing pretty well here...

I mean, it IS a bar...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:48 pm

Liberal backspacers.................

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:49 pm

We had to get a 2-bedroom just for the books. But it's a bedroom and library. It's nice to be able to say "i'm going to retire to the library with an appletini." heh, heh. I need me a smoking jacket. Already got a pipe.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:49 pm

Well kids...it's nearing 11pm here in the frozen north. The alarm clock will be waking me up far too soon. Have a great night. I'll setup coffee unless someone beats me to it in the morning.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:49 pm

fuck the backspace.

let us experience the full measure of your drunkeness. I mean, c'mon. It's a bar. People slur their words in bars.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:51 pm

I can't help it. I cannot bring myself to knowingly leave an error in my post, no matter how drunk I am. Does this sound like a mental illness to anyone else?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:52 pm

yep. slur words. make asses of themselves. flirt with all the help. (Oh! By the way, I'm Guin, and I'm your waitress for the evening...)

we've all had those nights. Hell, giggles' was just a few nights ago... and she was SO FUCKING CUTE!!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:52 pm

Usually retire to the front porch, have a beer and watch the sunset or the moon, like tonite, the whole desert is glowing, fucking awesome.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:52 pm

good night sput; see you too damn early, I'm sure.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:52 pm

Hey if we're really prolific tonight, we might get to break the sesquimillenial page! I think I just made that word up!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:54 pm

~~~~~heli overtly flirting with the help~~~~~~~

Hey! Nice...............

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:54 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:....... giggles' was just a few nights ago... and she was SO FUCKING CUTE!!

:blush:

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:55 pm

I HAVE always had a thing for girls with short hair. Peaches actually has hair shorter than mine (and an Audrey Hepburn neck...[swoon]).

I miss the desert, Heli. I live in VA now and it's so damn GREEN everywhere. Plus, I have to drive to NC to find any burners. Urgh.