The Bar

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:56 pm

blueniteowl wrote:Hmmm, I'll give a bit of a slide show

Bring it on... I need visual entertainment.

Hows about a drink?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:56 pm

Cool slides, where were you there, Blue? looks like it could be a hotel room.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:58 pm

Ha, that was my old bedroom

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:58 pm

Woo hoo... I am a self declared genius myself Ranger...

a genuis in my own mind. =)

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:58 pm

Jeebus, all i saw was the tshirt one, was there more? I missed em dammit

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:59 pm

trying to scroll down with the current pic. it's not working. Wanna see lower, damnit!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:59 pm

you used to live in a hotel?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:59 pm

Look short and spikey

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:00 pm

helitack wrote:OK Sammich, the Kernul and I hatched this at last years burn, do you know the music theme?

I love the music idea. I am a fan of a lot of the older Stones tunes and that general Vietnam era's music. Too much to list but just wanted to let ya know I am not just a techno head. I love the idea of leaving the rave behind when I go to BM it was a success for me last year.

Jason

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:00 pm

tonytohono wrote:Woo hoo... I am a self declared genius myself Ranger...

a genuis in my own mind. =)

I'll have you know that I didn't pick the name Genius.

I sure as shit didn't put up much of a fight, though

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:00 pm

blueniteowl wrote:Ha, that was my old bedroom

It seems to me Blue... well, are your breasts magnetic?

Well, that would make no sense unless everyone you knew had metallic hands I guess.

=)

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:01 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:
tonytohono wrote:Woo hoo... I am a self declared genius myself Ranger...

a genuis in my own mind. =)
I'll have you know that I didn't pick the name Genius.

I sure as shit didn't put up much of a fight, though

My best friends call me Fucking Asshole a lot

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:02 pm

tonytohono wrote:
blueniteowl wrote:Ha, that was my old bedroom
It seems to me Blue... well, are your breasts magnetic?

Well, that would make no sense unless everyone you knew had metallic hands I guess.

=)

Shameless MST3K reference! Woot Woot!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:02 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:
tonytohono wrote:Woo hoo... I am a self declared genius myself Ranger...

a genuis in my own mind. =)
I'll have you know that I didn't pick the name Genius.

I sure as shit didn't put up much of a fight, though

That was your 500th post...

I didn't figure you picked it Sir... It's a good name though and it suits you well. So you have my affirmation.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:02 pm

I missed the MAGNETIC BREASTS? Shit

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:04 pm

helitack wrote:I missed the MAGNETIC BREASTS? Shit

You did? I've noticed hands on her breasts in at least two pictures. And, well, tehy look rather magnetic if you know what I mean!

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:04 pm

tony, I had a lot of gay friends who liked to fondle

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:04 pm

Thank you, tony. My inebriated state notwithstanding, I'm very flattered. I don't know what inebriation has to do with it, but I'm using stream-of consciousness posting.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:06 pm

helitack wrote:I missed the MAGNETIC BREASTS? Shit

There were magnetic breasts? And all I got was a PM from Heli.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:06 pm

You post much more rapidly than I, tony. I joined well before you and have fewer than half as many posts. I did just regain internet access after a six-month lapse, though.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:07 pm

blueniteowl wrote:tony, I had a lot of gay friends who liked to fondle

Are you sure they were gay? I act gay to get chicks.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:07 pm

helitack wrote:
PurpleKoosh wrote:Okay, I need booze. Details in the Fuck thread. For now I'm going to go hide in the hot tub....
get a new used one?

I still owe the ex 3K for the last one....

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:08 pm

blueniteowl wrote:tony, I had a lot of gay friends who liked to fondle

Well, I'm not gay, but I would still like to fondle... does that mean there is something wrong with me?

Inebriated Genius? !!!

Is that anything like a Idiot Savant? =) Nah I guess not, but those are good playa names too!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:08 pm

tonytohono wrote:
helitack wrote:I missed the MAGNETIC BREASTS? Shit
You did? I've noticed hands on her breasts in at least two pictures. And, well, tehy look rather magnetic if you know what I mean!

Goddamiittt I have a 28.8 connection, shit I have only seen two, shit

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:08 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:[tosses a bottle of Yukon Jack to Koosh] That should do you.

How...existential. (20 point reference)

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:09 pm

I've been in this field of poppies a loooong time.....

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:10 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:You post much more rapidly than I, tony. I joined well before you and have fewer than half as many posts. I did just regain internet access after a six-month lapse, though.

Haha... I think they call that loquacious. And I tend to do it in the most superfluous manner. IE I've got a big mouth!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:10 pm

tonytohono wrote:
blueniteowl wrote:tony, I had a lot of gay friends who liked to fondle
Well, I'm not gay, but I would still like to fondle... does that mean there is something wrong with me?

Inebriated Genius? !!!

Is that anything like a Idiot Savant? =) Nah I guess not, but those are good playa names too!

Yes it does, and that is no way to pick up chicks dude. Suave and sophisticated, S and S amigo

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:11 pm

I like to be fondled and I'll show the guys who were fondling

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:11 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:
blueniteowl wrote:tony, I had a lot of gay friends who liked to fondle
Are you sure they were gay? I act gay to get chicks.

Just found this fitting...

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly