The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:14 am

please, babe.

don't worry, if it gets dramatic i'll call in the 4WotA. it will wreak havoc, get a few of us out of the scene, and remove one of the players in last night's drama.

ah, the power.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:16 am

Someone needs to be my personal assistant. I have decided this. I need someone to run my errands, get me food, screen my calls, bring me flowers, rub my back and shoulders...

Hmmmm... rereading that, it appears that I need a wife...

still....

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:18 am

39C is a blog. The daily rant sheet. Sometimes truth / reality is stranger than fiction...and I've had several people tell me you need to start writing about all this crazy stuff you do and are involved in. So I did. It also functions as a ground strap to help me handle a serious amount of drama that happens. It's busy now but once I get my camera phone next month it will get crazier.

The title itself has a tie to the Kennedy Space Center and a project that was never built but could be finished someday. There are 2 shuttle launch pads, 39A and 39B and they are connected by crawlerway tracks to the Vehicle Assembly Building. But if you look at those tracks there is a turn-off built into them that goes to nowhere....it was to connect to a future launch pad. It's like a work in progress thing.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:18 am

diem doesn't get all of that from me.
but then, i'm his ex-wife, i guess.

i leave all of that for the other women of the harem.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:19 am

Don't you just adore the way the honey disolves as I stir it into the fresh-squeezed lime juice? Then we add an equal measure of Patron and que sabroso esta!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:20 am

FWIW, I don't think it's necessary for you to disappear...

Well, obviously I have a freakin' temper and I can only manage to quell it to a certain extent. Eventually I blow my top and cause more "drama".

I've decided Drama is the new Sock, it's the new online code word for "stop it, you're bugging me..." Now whenever there's a discussion or argument someone will try to stop it with "Quit your drama" instead of the old tried and true "Whose sock are you" or "What are you, Hitler?".

I am going to TRY to avoid feeding the flames anymore... but it may come to me leaving for a bit.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:21 am

* stumbles in from the POTD thread looking shell-shocked *

wtf happened up in here??? i couldn't explain my need to stay offline the last few days, but jeezus, kids... i'm sure fucking glad i did. what a shitstorm!

here - *pours several strong martini's* - your absentee bartendress apologizes for not being here to act as your drunken shrink, but will now say that every last one of you is capable of higher behavior. those of you i have met, i have much love and respect for, and know that spiteful things posted are just not true - in a true truth sense. we are all occasionally hurt and hurtful, but that is not who any of you really are.

now drink.

from the Shamlanders:
"There is only one way out of nowhere land...you must rise above it."

ge - did i hear yer lookin for a wife?? i have some experience, come with the kids ready-made, and i mix a mean after-work drink... plus i'll do housework in stilletto heels...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:22 am

GE wrote

Where's stuart when i need him?!

to that I quote Lydia

off the board entirely

if this absolute BULLSHIT is not quashed.

I can't believe this horseshit.
Y'all, that is, all of y'all that aint TOTALLY FUCKED UP better have your drinks in here with me because there is NO FUCKING WAY I am gonna go to the on playa meet n' abrade with the creep factor "hitting 9.5".
WTF?!

i feel better now, but only slightly

can someone trustworthy make me a soothing beverage please?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:25 am

that is not who any of you really are.

fucking prove it. I dare you.

Kristines · Post by **Kristines** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:28 am

GuinivereElise wrote:Someone needs to be my personal assistant. I have decided this. I need someone to run my errands, get me food, screen my calls, bring me flowers, rub my back and shoulders...

Hmmmm... rereading that, it appears that I need a wife...

PICK ME!! PICK ME!!

Hey, wait. Didn't we have this conversation a while back and I invited YOU to be MY wife? I mean, seriously. Just come down and do it.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:30 am

Honey, lime, and Patron, anyone?

Stuart?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:31 am

* sidles up to Sturat with that magical onplaya bartender look on her face and places before him:
I'll take a macallan 12 with a dash of water
1 number 3 painkiller
a pilsner urquell
and a dbl margarita, from scratch, up, in a bucket.

whispers something in his ear, stirs the scotch with her finger, slowly licks it off and moves back around the bar... *

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:31 am

well, now that everyone's started jumping on each other on the bar, too, i think i'm leaving.

fuck yer day, all of you.

lydia, you can post whatever, i just hate to see you hurting yourself.
tish - something, i just can't formulate it, except that you should be MY wife.
and stuart - that was the most destructive of all of this that i've seen happening. and in the bar, too. shame on you.

you'll find me either off board or on 'alone on the eplaya'. which for the first time ever, i wish i was.

fuck yer day indeed.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:31 am

for the love of god, yes please

thank you

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:34 am

Hmmph. Well, it looks like it's me, Stuart, and Tisha in the sauce. Bye-bye Rian. I still want to kiss the bride, though.

Honey, lime, and tequilla, Mexico's answer to Drambiue?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:35 am

Tisha, I love you.

Rian, I choose not guilty

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:36 am

Blame it on Rio.

What snuck up everybody's ass today, anyway? And don't nobody say the full moon, dammit.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:40 am

teehee!!!

i got mental pictures of the big ol' full moon shining out of everyone's ass...

'mkay - me, stuart, and bucket were sitting in a bar...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:45 am

tisha2 wrote: 'mkay - me, stuart, and bucket were sitting in a bar...

and Stuart sez to the bartender...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:48 am

...love, I am so sad I missed you on NYE. And, sorry for shouting in your bar and all but this just might be the last refuge of sanity on the eplaya. <smooooooch>

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:50 am

that's not funny at all....

but thanks, sweet. i am bummed, too...and apologies aren't necessary.

this is, actually, the last refuge... not quite sure of what exactly, though.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:52 am

samtzu wrote:My friend Jason wrote:
I really don't care to hear how someone wipes their ass and that someone objects to the their particular method. But enough of that, time for more beverages.
Front to back numerous times until satisfied... and would you join me in a scotch?... I've washed my hands...

I will need to inspect those hands first then I will accept the scotch but make it a double. In the meantime.....

Kumbya my friend, kumyba.........

Hakuna Matada.....

You know, all those other songs too.

Jason

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:59 am

buckethead alien wrote:Blame it on Rio.

What snuck up everybody's ass today, anyway? And don't nobody say the full moon, dammit.

Well.... it is...

But I've got a remedy.... let's throw a few logs on the fire first... heat it up a little... get the hot tub fired up... favorite drinks lined up on the bar... ready?

NOW! EVERYBODY! TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!
There... if that doesn't loosen everybody up, we're really in trouble...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:01 pm

Oh, I am so naked.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:04 pm

YAY!!!

NAKED TIME!!!!!!

* strips off playa bartender cowgirl duds, grabs the patron, and jumps into the tub *

yee-haaawwww!!!!!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:07 pm

Which patron you grabbin' Tisha? Can I bring the Patron, too?

I wonder whether the cowbell Stuart has tied to his dong will get rusty.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:08 pm

You know here I am checking my email and this little popup ad is glaring at me from the side of my screen. It is grinning its false promises so I figure why the hell not. I look at it closer and it is an ad for mortages for low rates. It then asks me to click on the link to my state. This is where it lost me. I could not find the state of confusion anywhere. I know it is real because I live it so much of the time. Can any of ya help me on this one? I was thinking Texas but they are pretty sure about the mistakes they make in the southwest. Then I thought of Florida and am still debating it. Can someone give me a little feedback?

Jason Not Sure What State He Is In Anymore.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:12 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Which patron you grabbin' Tisha? Can I bring the Patron, too?

I wonder whether the cowbell Stuart has tied to his dong will get rusty.

*heehee*

why, you of course, baby.... and yes, please!!

it's tied to his dong???

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:13 pm

hey - dj... keep it simple, babe... get naked and jump in the tub!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:16 pm

Hi all. I'll take a Patron.