The Bar

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:16 pm

Buck nekkid! Swiggin Patron in the h-h-hot-tub with the goddess of eplaya liquid love! Yeah bo!! Somebody call my cardiologist, tell him to get a stretcha ready.

I think he said it was tied to his dong

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:18 pm

tisha2 wrote:hey - dj... keep it simple, babe... get naked and jump in the tub!

Huh....wha? What tub? I thought I was naked already? Oh my! I have some explaining to do to the management. Well before I head out for lunch I will take a quick dip.

*Sandwich strips downs and makes a running start at the hot tub*

CANNONBALL!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:23 pm

- sputnik strips down and slides into the warm embrace of the tub -

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:25 pm

Hiya Sputs, taka swig offa this bottle. How's the day going?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:35 pm

* lounging blissfully in the tub, taking a swig off the Patron (not the patron), she is suddenly interupted by her cell phone... *

hallo?

now?!

ohh...shit. yeah.

be right there....

*sigh*

*dragging her ass sorrowfully out of the tub*

gotta go back to work, guys... we have a meeting.

damn, some days i really wish all this was really real.

kisses all around, till next time!

maybe i'll go to my meeting naked and dripping and swigging Patron.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:44 pm

So far, so good BHA. You seem determined to get this crowd drunk and not thinking about drama (which I agree with 100%)

To you!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:45 pm

dung, I said it's tied to my dung. Now, can I get in the tub with it or not?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:46 pm

Ah have ab-so-lutely no de-sigh-ah for any mo-ah dra-mah to-day.

Cheeeahs!

Sure beats Listerine.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:48 pm

Cling-clang, Stuart! What evah ya got's good so long as it's dra-mah free.

nothing a good buffing couldn't take care of at any rate. Dong, dung. Righty-O

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:54 pm

I GOT A FUCKING JOB!!! Quick, somebody rub your naked body up next to me.....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:56 pm

Great news, Samo. It's only us fellas in here right now, but that never stopped you before, sailor.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:57 pm

samtzu wrote:I GOT A FUCKING JOB!!! Quick, somebody rub your naked body up next to me.....

I won't rub your body but I do want to hear details...of the job that is. Congrats man! I know you have tried to keep your stress down and let things happen and it sounds like they did.

So tell me. You going to the house party this weekend? We shall celebrate.

Jason

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:02 pm

wouldn't 'cha know it... my moment of glory and there's only male nakedness... sigh...

It's just down the hall (I move about ten feet) and the pay and hours are exactly the same, but it is an entirely different department. Plus, I'll get time off for Burning Man...

Yeah, being cool and trusting... it works... Thanks guys...

And Jason, PM me the address and I'll see what I can do... I'm ready to party this weekend...

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:04 pm

hey there big boy i'll rub up against you anytime! just keep me out of the water, okey-dokey?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:07 pm

cookiepusss wrote:hey there big boy i'll rub up against you anytime! just keep me out of the water, okey-dokey?

You look sticky, Puss.... dunno'.... just a quick rub, okay.... thanks...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:12 pm

Hey,

I need a drink. A beeg one.

I go away for a couple of hours and this place goes to shit.

Fuck.

BHA? Stuart? Tish?

PICK UP YOUR GODDAMNED DRINK!

We're getting drunk, and there's no stopping us!

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:12 pm

samtzu wrote:
cookiepusss wrote:hey there big boy i'll rub up against you anytime! just keep me out of the water, okey-dokey?
You look sticky, Puss.... dunno'.... just a quick rub, okay.... thanks...

you won't be sorry, luvah, i got all kinds of sticky goodness

let's celebrate!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:13 pm

samtzu wrote:wouldn't 'cha know it... my moment of glory and there's only male nakedness... sigh...

I'm not quite naked, but congratulations on the job anyway, Samtzu. Glad to hear you're going to be there in '05!

Um, I'll have some o' that cookiepuss when you're through...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:21 pm

Sensei wrote:
samtzu wrote:wouldn't 'cha know it... my moment of glory and there's only male nakedness... sigh...
I'm not quite naked, but congratulations on the job anyway, Samtzu. Glad to hear you're going to be there in '05!

Um, I'll have some o' that cookiepuss when you're through...

Sure... here ya' go....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:25 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Hey,

I need a drink. A beeg one.

I go away for a couple of hours and this place goes to shit.

Fuck.

BHA? Stuart? Tish?

PICK UP YOUR GODDAMNED DRINK!

We're getting drunk, and there's no stopping us!

You got some catching up to do. Get your hotlittleass into the tub and take a pull offa this here Patron prono!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:29 pm

I'll take a quick shot of that Mexi-fuel, if I may... Then I really should think about going to work. LIKE IN ABOUT 5 FREAKIN' MINUTES!

OH BARTENDER! I'm gonna need some fast service!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:30 pm

yeah bo!

Toss the hooch out to Sensei!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:34 pm

ug... hottub...

I'm not drinking out of the bottle, though... I'm sick...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:34 pm

PICK UP YOUR GODDAMNED DRINK!

and dooooooo it!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:35 pm

*surly, borrowing monkeys from donita, makes sure that monkey hands are positioned over her eyes, ears, and - well, nose. she's still dripping blood from the falling theatre masks, but doesn't seem to notice. she pokes her head in the door*

congrats on the job, mutha fucka!

*and leaves again*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:37 pm

and stay out!

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:39 pm

POOF!

blue steps in through the fireplace, dusts herself off a little and takes a seat at the bar

Hi all, just stopping by for a few minutes. Hey is there any coffee left?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:42 pm

... who was that masked cutie... hmmmm... maybe if I just follow this trail of blood, I can find her.....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:45 pm

Yee Haw stuart...

sorry, I'm trying my hardest, but this sickie little girl just can't quite make it to full drunken debautchery right now...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:49 pm

i'm here debauching in spirit, but i really have to get some work done now... in my heart i'm naked and getting beautifully drunk with all y'all in the hot tub in the desert...

congratulations, Sam!!!! maybe we should take some champagne into the back room later to celebrate...?