Drama of the Day!

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:44 am

So you think you have some drama going on? Rather than spread it across all the threads let everyone know about it right here. It's a wide open thread, have at it.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:04 am

Thanks, I needed this...

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:34 am

In case anyone wants to take off their socks and get cleaned up, here's something just for you!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:40 am

See, that is the perfect thing about my life ... no drama ... ever! I NEVER have any drama at all, everything is always smooth and perfect at all times. If there should ever be anything that resembles drama, it is all in my head. My life is perfect in every way.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:41 am

Okay, T, I've been looking at your blog, and I've gotta wonder what the deal is with your Badger thing. How about a Cliff's Notes version of the genesis of this antipathy?

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:42 am

When I get home and can dig through the archives I'll try to do that. I don't have them with me right now.

phoenix13 · Post by **phoenix13** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:45 am

Well, I'm glad that I've made my life fairly drama free...

However, what do you do when you see it peeking into someone elses life? You don't want them to deal with it, but you know they won't listen. What do you do then?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:45 am

don't feed the energy beast

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:48 am

phoenix13 wrote:Well, I'm glad that I've made my life fairly drama free...

However, what do you do when you see it peeking into someone elses life? You don't want them to deal with it, but you know they won't listen. What do you do then?

make some popcorn, sit back, and watch it unfold.

And after it is over don't forget to shout, "I told you so."

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:48 am

Drama becomes a moot point if you would simply kill all those that oppose you.

Oop. Gotta go. Appointment at the DMV. Now where did I put my gun?

Zona_the_stona · Post by **Zona_the_stona** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:49 am

the official drink of the eplaya is....

*drumroll*

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:51 am

no no. that's mine. i am, after all, one of the official eplaya hatemongers, according to mr. garcia.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:13 am

"For the love of God, and all that is holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!"

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:23 am

Rob the Wop wrote:

"For the love of God, and all that is holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!"

Did the gerbil bite you again?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:33 am

I believe in polyemnity ... the condition that allows you to hate multiple people's guts at the same time. No more serial monemnity for me. Nosirree Bob! If you would like to give that lifestyle a try, you can join the polyemnity tribe here:

http://polyenmity.tribe.net/

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:35 am

And all that would be much more believeable if I could actually spell it correctly.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:36 am

geekster wrote:I believe in polyemnity ... the condition that allows you to hate multiple people's guts at the same time. No more serial monemnity for me. Nosirree Bob! If you would like to give that lifestyle a try, you can join the polyemnity tribe here:

http://polyenmity.tribe.net/

i just go for hating everyone. it's much simpler.
start it as a ground rule, then there are never any questions.

and rob, how the FUCK did you get that off of your TV??

mu ANUS is BLEEDING!

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:41 am

I just created the thread this morning and we're at 2 pages already? Yikes!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:50 am

Sandwichman wrote:
Rob the Wop wrote:

"For the love of God, and all that is holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!"
Did the gerbil bite you again?

Is it time for the DGET*?

*Dead Gerbel Extraction Team

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:15 pm

I believe drama comes about as a reaction to situations in which people feel powerless over. It increases in direct proportion to the amount or degree of powerlesness that pervades one's life and usually manifests iteself in feelings of victimization, persecuation or visitation by plain old bad luck.

Sometimes bearing witness to the drama of others can be hilarious. At other times it takes on a sad poignancy that reminds you to be fucking thankful for what you have in spite of one's own shortcomings. This is especially true when one bears witness to others who may be standing at the precipice. Such unfortunates are easily identified by mental imparement, delusional behavior, isolation, inability to discern fact from reality, etc. We've all seen 'em and most of us have probably met such people in our lives or are aware of them being in our midst.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:20 pm

It's a given that the minute there's a drama thread, Iso's all over it.

*smooch*

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:22 pm

It's a given that the minute there's a drama thread, Iso's all over it.

You need someone to call it as it is.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:23 pm

Isotopia wrote:
It's a given that the minute there's a drama thread, Iso's all over it.
You need someone to call it as it is.

I love you Iso. Will you marry me?

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:56 pm

Classic.
More of the same from someone who thinks he knows it all. Dr. Badger, professor of Human Psychology. Stick to linear accelerators and spare everyone the psychoanalytics...unless you want to address your own delusionary state.

It's funny but the staff at Walter Reed that evaluated me found absolutely NOTHING wrong with my mental health short of stress. I guess you were able to diagnose something that 8 different government shrinks couldn't find. And they were in the same room as me, you're 2000 miles away and doing it from online posts! Congratulations. I'm quite impressed!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:06 pm

Oooh, I wanna play!

Bucket, you scum! You're not worth the slimey water you hold, you worthless fuck. You make me wanna puke with your galvanized humor. How I wish to see you return to your flat-topped planet, never to darken our fair (round-headed) planet again. Ever. You fuck.

How am I doin' so far?

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:10 pm

Sensei wrote:Oooh, I wanna play!

Bucket, you scum! You're not worth the slimey water you hold, you worthless fuck. You make me wanna puke with your galvanized humor. How I wish to see you return to your flat-topped planet, never to darken our fair (round-headed) planet again. Ever. You fuck.

How am I doin' so far?

That's nice, Sensei. Your bag run out or what?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:21 pm

cookiepusss wrote:That's nice, Sensei. Your bag run out or what?

Ha ha. Listen to Miss Yuck-Yucks. Listen, if that would've happened, that post would've looked like this:

B-B-B-Bucket, you sc-sc-sc-scum! You're not wo-wo-wo-worth the sl-sl-sl-slimey water you ho-ho-ho (you get the idea...)

Besides, cookiepusss... I hear you're not even real ice cream. You're a big steaming pile of that soft-serve crap, aren't you?

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:23 pm

More of the same from someone who thinks he knows it all. Dr. Badger, professor of Human Psychology.

Um, sorry if this may have pushed a particular button.

That wasn't the intent.

What I posted I posted as part of my direct, personal experience. A personal opinion grounded in direct personal experience. Query any reader here and I imagine that they too can offer up a personal story (or two) involving instances in which someone directly a part of their lives or on the orbital periphary of friends/acquaintences has had the same experience.

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:28 pm

Sam, you rancid piece of rejected oversized vermin flesh! Why don't you let me out anymore, you never take me anywhere fun, you selfish cretinish, dog breathed, overstuffed bag of guts! If it wasn't for me you would just lie around doing nothing.... nothing! do you hear me... the only exercize you get is when you take me jogging, and then you just doing on your back.... you are pathetic!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:31 pm

And you, you little turd shaped piece of flacid flesh, what have you ever done for me? Every fucking decision you've ever made for me has wound up getting me either in trouble, or deeper trouble. And then, and then, the one time in years that I actually get to use you for recreational purposes, what do you do? You go to sleep! YOU GO TO SLEEP!! I'm thinking of calling up Lorena Bobbit and personally insulting her, just so that she will separate your miserable existence from mine...