Drama of the Day!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:32 pm

Hey, I'll try!

Some folks perpetually create their own drama. This is by far the most tedious. The attention starved, those plagued with run-away identity crises, the self-aggrandized, the self-destructive self-obsessed.

I'm sure we all know someone like that.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:37 pm

kids, this is problematic. there's no dfrinking in this formula. i say we move these arguments back to the alcoholic bickering thread, or whatever it was called.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:38 pm

Rian Jackson wrote: and rob, how the FUCK did you get that off of your TV??

mu ANUS is BLEEDING!

I didn't. Don Hertzfeldt is a fucking genius in his own way.

And he proves conclusively that drama can be avoided by forcing your own eye to explode and drenching your antagonizer with your blood.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:41 pm

are you suggesting that, in my current predicament, i take that tactic?
sounds like fun. who wants to be bled on first, huh?

my ANUS is BLEEDING!!!!

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:05 pm

I think that goes beyond doubling my pleasure but, hey, WTF!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:07 pm

you are such a sucker for punishment, bullD.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:08 pm

or perhaps glutton is a better term.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:09 pm

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:11 pm

must i start an s&m scene with you? i left my crop at home..

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:11 pm

and now for more punishment,,, shopping.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:12 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:must i start an s&m scene with you? i left my crop at home..

hmmmmmmm,,,

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:12 pm

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:17 pm

so do we start with punishment or pain and torment?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:40 pm

ooh! this drama of the day is waaaaaayyyy better than that other kind!!!

* grabs a snack and sits down to watch *

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:42 pm

torment, baby. always torment.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:56 pm

ok!

So do you get off on hearing the suffering or seeing the suffering, in other words, to gag or not to gag?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:56 pm

a little o' both.

grovel, dock dude.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:00 pm

ohhhhhh, why do you tell me to watch Tisha over there in the corner and then punish me for for it? ohhhhhhhhhh I swear I'm only thinking of you when she teases me like that...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:01 pm

admit it! you confuse us just because we're sisters!

it's ok, we know you fantasize about having us both in the same room. sadly, it may someday happen...

hey, WotA....

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:05 pm

YOU CALLED

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:09 pm

but, but, YOU are the one I love! ouch, ouch, oweeeeeeeeee. couldn't you tell my thoughts are only of you when we made love? Yeah, so it was with Tisha, but you were right there looking me in the eye's while we were doing it. surely,,,

-gasp-

not that, no not that...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:11 pm

well ladies, what do you think we should do to him? ideas?

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:12 pm

*kitties wander in and curl up*

"Drama. What is this drama? Silly naked apes. You either toy with it, then kill it, and eat it- or you lick it."

*looks up from inspecting paws*

"Or if it's warm, I guess you can lay on it."

*rolls over on their backs and stretch*

"Or its useless and you ignore it. Now get us a cat toy."

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:12 pm

wait - what now?
i got laid? when?
and i don't even remember it? shit!
what was i on?
was it good?
how 'bout the sex?

did it seem like i came?

damn!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:13 pm

fuckin' KotA. *wringing the neck of one*

here, play inside this plastic baggy.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:14 pm

tisha2 wrote:wait - what now?
i got laid? when?
and i don't even remember it? shit!
what was i on?
was it good?
how 'bout the sex?

did it seem like i came?

damn!

tish honey, it's a good indication that bullD's secual prowess leaves something to be desired.

what were you on? and what, no sharing?

sisters. gawd.

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:14 pm

WE THINK YOU'RE DOING JUST FINE WITH HIM, SURLY-ONE.

MIGHT WE SUGGEST THE BALL-GAG AND FURRY CUFFS?

CARRY ON.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:15 pm

consider it done.

now, bullD, tell me which of the WotA you like the best... and why.

hang around ladies, this should be good.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:23 pm

ehhhhhh, uhhhhhhhhhh,,,

the big one there, ouch, ouch, yes! That one!
Why?!
because she has, she has ,,,

a big fukin appendage that scares, ouch, the shit, ouch, of me!!!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:24 pm

you gals have penii?

oh, i get it, ones that you chopped off of boys who didn't make the grade.

oh, god, that's woodrow, isn't it???