The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:35 am

diem wrote:And I'm not supposed to use smiley's 'cause they're too trance.

So that's why. . .

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:40 am

Ranger Genius wrote:We just passed page 1492..cool. Am I the only one whose eyes light up when the total at the cash register adds up to a significant date? 1066 seems to come up with inordinate frequency.

I have that foilble too. I'm glad someone noticed. What's the next date that gives you a buzz? 1776? 1665? Other?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:03 am

tisha2 wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Which patron you grabbin' Tisha? Can I bring the Patron, too?

I wonder whether the cowbell Stuart has tied to his dong will get rusty.
*heehee*

why, you of course, baby.... and yes, please!!

it's tied to his dong???

Yes. Hence the name.

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:07 am

I will resist the urge to make a smartass post.
I will resist the urge to make a smartass post.

Resistance is weakening....must hit something and get out of here...

diem · Post by **diem** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:18 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
diem wrote:And I'm not supposed to use smiley's 'cause they're too trance.
So that's why. . .

I was warned....

QuasiPseudo · Post by **QuasiPseudo** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:20 am

This place sure gets a lot of business...
can I get a drink?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:21 am

Yow! Someone set up the new freeque with something. Put it on my tab.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:25 am

diem wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
diem wrote:And I'm not supposed to use smiley's 'cause they're too trance.
So that's why. . .

I was warned....

[wide eyed innocent]about me?[/wide eyed innocent]

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:25 am

Did you ever visit "Whiskey and Whores" QuasiPseudo? Nice place. Really bad whiskey. Here, I brought back a bottle. Have some.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:29 am

ooh, hi husband! didn't know you were here.
(shamelessly lurking on the other board because you were all too quiet today).

can someone make me a bloody mary, please?

oh, and fishie - i get tha way too about dates. but i don't know my history well enough (dates never worked well for me) that i'm pretty sure it's more fun for you than for me....

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:30 am

Is there anything of interest going on over there?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:40 am

The last time I did N02...

bha, next time, lay down and make sure you have at least two lovelies petting you during the ride. Much better than falling down.

y'all have great day

Hey RJ, did the magic arrive yet?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:42 am

not yet, but i'm excited.
US mail?

once it arrives i'll make everyone get really dfrunk with me and laugh at them the next day.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:46 am

can i pet you?

diem · Post by **diem** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:49 am

Rian Jackson wrote:can i pet you?

are you cheating on me? There is only one animal you should be petting -- me!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:49 am

Rian Jackson wrote:can i pet you?

You talkin' to me!?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:50 am

diem wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:can i pet you?
are you cheating on me? There is only one animal you should be petting -- me!

Those damned apocolyptic cats have finally taken over her brain and are playing with it like a mortally injured mouse.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:52 am

dude, you have a girlfriend. talk about double standards.

and i mean ALL of you. at once.

diem · Post by **diem** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:53 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
diem wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:can i pet you?
are you cheating on me? There is only one animal you should be petting -- me!
Those damned apocolyptic cats have finally taken over her brain and are playing with it like a mortally injured mouse.

She's my wife, you see.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:53 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
diem wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:can i pet you?
are you cheating on me? There is only one animal you should be petting -- me!
Those damned apocolyptic cats have finally taken over her brain and are playing with it like a mortally injured mouse.

this has some frightening implications.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:55 am

*Sandwich tumbles out of the dryer soft, warm, and ready for some petting*

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:56 am

c'm'ere, dj.

yes, you, the one with the sprouts.

*pet, pet*

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:57 am

Oh?....Uh?....Diem? Didn't see you over there. I wasn't talking to Rian. I was talking to that girl over there in the really dark corner. She is really hard to see back there. You can call off the bunnies now.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:58 am

Rian Jackson wrote:c'm'ere, dj.

yes, you, the one with the sprouts.

*pet, pet*

Have you ever heard a Sandwich purr?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:59 am

Does heli ave to com in here and KSAATSN's?

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:59 am

Tancorix wrote:I'll stick with my chai. I wouldn't doubt that I'm the only person on the eplaya that doesn't drink regular coffee. Starbucks stuff like frappuccinos doesn't count.

Think again - I've never been a coffee achiever. I had a very brief dalliance with mochas, but it didn't last.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:03 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:and i mean ALL of you. at once.

Yay! *bumps up against Rian's hand*

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:08 pm

I don't see much drinking going on here. Guess I'll have to be the camp booze nazi.

PK, Heli, RJ, Diem, Sandman, Fishie - come get a whiskey

BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, and one for me, BAM

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:12 pm

i knew i liked you, sput...

one for me too, please, baby.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:13 pm

can i pet you?

well, there is a sign up sheet, but since yer so charming I'll talk to the manager and see if I can get you bumped to the top.

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