Fuck!

Kristines · Post by **Kristines** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:01 pm

geekster wrote:Fuck ... the 3yo just shit his pants ... again. And I think I am coming down with flu.

Yuck. That sucks.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:11 pm

samtzu wrote:
geekster wrote:Fuck ... the 3yo just shit his pants ... again. And I think I am coming down with flu.
Well, consider this: It's better than you shitting your pants and him coming down with the flu...

oh.. and fuck...

fucking NTS: must write these quotes for future speech.

Kristines · Post by **Kristines** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:13 pm

geekster wrote:WTF?

The "hmmmmm" part. You said she's pretty cute!

K

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:27 pm

Fuck. Baked a beautiful, perfect, real cheesecake for a friend. While I was putting it in the fridge to chill I fucking DROPPED it. I was all covered with warm cheesecake. I did have a clean bowl at hand so managed to salvage some of it for him, but YUCK! Whatta fucking mess. I had to lick myself clean ....

fuck I make yummy cheesecake

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:33 pm

You asked me if she looks like her picture, I said I thought she looked nicer in person.

Kristines · Post by **Kristines** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:31 pm

AntiM wrote:I had to lick myself clean ....

Fuck, I'll bite on that one. You need some help licking? :)

K

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 6:00 pm

FUCKING COMPUTER

I need to do a disc scan and system restore.... Fucking assholes that fuck with you on the internet....

FUCK!!!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:16 pm

fuck!

when I was at the grocery on my way home from work, i got everything I needed EXCEPT FUCK!ING BEER!

[sigh]

even though it's only 3 blocks away, I just can't bring myself to leave again...

jameson's will have to fuck!ing do...

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:21 pm

geekster wrote:Fuck me ...

I misread that tribe thing and thought it said ride TO burning man. It says you are assured to ride ON the fucking thing.

Either way, it's a huge fucking conflict of interest, the way I see it, with entirely too much room to backfire - especially if I put the work into it with them and they don't pass pre-approval.... Thanks for thinking of it, though.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:35 pm

Fuck, I should have known better with you being part of the DMV and all. I am sick today and am not thinking AT ALL.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:53 pm

Don't stress it, man.

In other news...well, fuck. Just broke a goddamn glass in the kitchen - ironically enough, not the one that fell on the floor, but the one it rebounded off of en route. And ya wouldn't mind, but we just bought these earlier this month....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 7:40 am

Fuck! I always buy my glasses at the thrift store when they have the half-off sale so I don't mind so much when the break (which they always do).

Speaking of breaking, the neighbor girl bounced on my blue ball too hard yesterday dammit. Haven't found one of those at the thrift store.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 7:44 am

Fuck, I know a lot of us cherish our minds eye image of you bouncing and rolling around on that blue ball....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 7:46 am

It will be replaced asap..... I fuck!ing love my big blue ball. It is slowly deflating under me as I type...... *sniff*

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:26 am

FUCK!!!

Poison oak, fucking everywhere! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:32 am

do you think maybe it's a bad fuck!ing idea to fuck! the poison oak, bullD?

somehow i thought maybe you were smarter than that.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:35 am

bullD wrote:FUCK!!!

Poison oak, fucking everywhere! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I had a friend that was running around naked in the woods and decided to (after being told not to) sit on some Poison oak.

Man, that was really funny for the entire month.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:37 am

my favorite is the hiker who wiped himself with poison ivy. my friend tried to tell him in time...

alas and fuck, i hope that's never me.

want a nice nettle tickler, anyone?

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:38 am

Rian Jackson wrote:do you think maybe it's a bad fuck!ing idea to fuck! the poison oak, bullD?

somehow i thought maybe you were smarter than that.

he he he, nice one, sweetheart.

would you like some puss now?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:40 am

and you told me you were a man.

i have to say, the bullD login had me wondering for the longest time.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:45 am

I'm oozing for you, babe.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:47 am

that just makes me think of Fuck!ing communicable diseases.

got the plague, do ya?

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:52 am

it's only fucking temporary, say, a week or so before it clears up.
A nice fucking shot will speed the process.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:56 am

i was thinking some Fuck!ing immolation.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:02 pm

trust me, I would torch every fucking poison oak plant on this planet as retribution, not sacrifice, for how much I have suffered, if I could.

Now, if you were thinking of offering me up, it had better be on a nice soft surface illuminated by candlelight.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:42 pm

I don't get poison oak.... except....

I had cut a bunch down once and burned it. I kept kicking the fire to keep it going and the smoke blew up my pant legs.... aiiieeeee.... lasted a week... and I couldn't scratch in public...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:53 pm

f*ck sam, you dumb f*cking lucky you didn't breathe any of that siht.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:01 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:f*ck sam, you dumb f*cking lucky you didn't breathe any of that siht.

Well, I did breathe it, but it didn't affect my lungs, just my.... uhhh... Woodrow... he was not a happy camper...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:02 pm

maybe you should let him tell the story. unless, of course, he's too emotionally scarred from the 4WotA the other day?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:08 pm

Actually, he rather enjoyed it yesterday... little fucker...