The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:55 pm

Sam, if this is what happens whenever your life stabilizes, we're gonna make sure the earth trembles for you constantly.

You're hurting my head.

So husband, you are going tonight?
I'm completely undecided.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:55 pm

*fishy grabs throat and gags. She falls on floor and rolls, getting playa dust all over her scales*

[harsh whisper]Choking on bad puns. *cough, cough*[/harsh whisper]

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:56 pm

helitack wrote:Old School?

Har har har...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:57 pm

What?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:59 pm

Old SCHOOL.

as in, school of fish.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:01 pm

Yes I know dear

~~~~heli checks private messages expecting to get reamed~~~~~~

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:03 pm

did you call me cute and i missed it? what's going on? i was givin' my mama prezzies, gimme a break.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:05 pm

Sure I did. Yep.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:08 pm

mutha fucka!!

*glabs enormous pillow, takes a flying leap, and pummels heli with it*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:10 pm

*fishy stands menacingly behind RJ and waits for and opening to pinch.*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:14 pm

The newest registered user is Redheaded Viking Gal

What do ya think--gold edged invitation? Could lively up the place.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:14 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:*fishy stands menacingly behind RJ and waits for and opening to pinch.*

pinch who - me or him?
pinch heli all you want.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:19 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:*fishy stands menacingly behind RJ and waits for and opening to pinch.*
pinch who - me or him?
pinch heli all you want.

heli, the purpetrator of bad puns. (sam better watch out too.) I'm just making sure he's well and truly overwhelmed by you.

diem · Post by **diem** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:19 pm

So husband, you are going tonight?
I'm completely undecided.[/quote]

Of course I'm going. They're showing human traffic, one of my all time faves. After last weeks nitrous movie I think I'm keeping it mellow.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:22 pm

i dunno what yer talking about (on a public board, silly!)
ya might see me there.
what the hell is this movie though?
never heard of it.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:25 pm

Perpetrator

Why is everyone picking on me?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:26 pm

because you deserve it/ask for it.
you kow you love it.

smuuuuch.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:27 pm

Cause you're a smarty pants who corrects spelling!

and makes bad puns.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:27 pm

Thank you.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:29 pm

and Rian, what's with this "other" husband? You told me I was the only one. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:37 pm

(M walks in..........sits down at the bar)

Good evening everyone!!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:42 pm

I have a case of NO2 in my house. It is perfectly legal. Laura uses it to make custom whipped cream for her home made hot chocolate.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:45 pm

MMMMM............Homemade Hot chocolate with whipped cream!!
Yes, please!!

Oh, and a bump of peppermint schnapps too! Thanks!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:51 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:i dunno what yer talking about (on a public board, silly!)
ya might see me there.
what the hell is this movie though?
never heard of it.

If you have not seen Human Traffic go watch it tonight. It is a great film. I found myself relating to the movie at the same time as laughing at myself. And it will get you out amongst the people.

Jason

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:51 pm

mmm, I'll have what M's having, but only if I can share with guinivere outta her cup.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:53 pm

Gigles, how's things today?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:54 pm

how about a shot of goldschlaager? or however the fuck it's spelled. mMMmm, chocolatey yumness with gold flecks swimming in it.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:55 pm

Sheesh.....nice spelling!

I mean, Giggles...how's it going today?

diem · Post by **diem** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:55 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:i dunno what yer talking about (on a public board, silly!)
ya might see me there.
what the hell is this movie though?
never heard of it.

Ah yes, public boards. Wasn't me with the nos, tho'. Human traffic is an epic tale of 5 young londoners traveling out for a fine weekend of sex, drugs, and techno. Quite simply the best party movie of all time. Kick arse direction, writing, and acting. Makes me feel like the 6th guy in the group. You'll dig it. I've seen it 7 times or so.

diem · Post by **diem** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:57 pm

helitack wrote:and Rian, what's with this "other" husband? You told me I was the only one. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Other? I thought *I* was the only one. Rian's trying for a trifecta methinks....