Sock Puppet Confession Booth

Share your pictures and video. Tell us about the sights, sounds, and scents, as well as the rumors and truths found at Burning Man.

I use socks or never used a sock!

I have never used them.
32
26%
I have never used them.
32
26%
I have used them occasionally
11
9%
I have used them occasionally
11
9%
I have one sock
6
5%
I have one sock
6
5%
I have two socks
4
3%
I have two socks
4
3%
I have three socks
8
7%
I have three socks
8
7%
 
Total votes: 122

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Tancorix
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Post by Tancorix » Sat Aug 07, 2004 7:58 am

On the Internet nobody knows if you're a dog:

Image

And then reality hits like a ton of bricks:

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In other words it's just an avatar and just because it shows a pretty face doesn't mean that that the person behind it is one and the same.

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Stormy
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Post by Stormy » Sat Aug 07, 2004 8:14 am

Hey maybe we could all post porn star avatars, like when everyone posted butt pics?
Be the change you seek in the world.

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Sensei
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Post by Sensei » Sat Aug 07, 2004 12:51 pm

frenchblue1 wrote:Is it sad that the feeling to be wanted, include, loved, hated, etc. is so strong that people have to waste part of their life by creating an additional message board name to obtain this "feeling." Some actually converse with themselves to gain additional feedback or comments!

Now I do not believe in having a "Sock" because I'm not psysophrenic, and neither am I, so I find it beyond lame that some do.

I see it happen all over the net but I didn't think it was going to show like it has on a Burning Man Board. Sorry to those of you who want to have a sock for nothing other than to mislead people...to those of you who post constructive items through all our your names, I thank you.

To those of you lacking confidence in being yourself...and only yourself, I wish you all the best in finding your inner pride.

Each and everyone of use can be amazing individuals but too many have never been able to truly have self respect and admiration.

Have a great birth at the Burn!

PEACE!...
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There are those socks - Isotopia, Just Say Ventura, and a few others - that are well known (and loved!) and come off as funny, interesting, etc. Then there are those socks that are out there for different reasons... Unfortunately, you seem to have run into one of these. Frenchblue1, for what it's worth, I'm truly sorry.

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Apollonaris Zeus
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Sat Aug 07, 2004 10:50 pm

frenchblue1 wrote:Is

Now I do not believe in having a "Sock" because I'm not psysophrenic, and neither am I, so I find it beyond lame that some do.
Frenchblue1 wrote: "because I'm not psysophrenic, and neither am I"

Who's talking to who?

Sounds like the begining of a wonder Sock personality to me!

"Only the Shadow Knows!"

Socks can be alot of fun if done in a humorous manner and not just someone hiding behind another mask to hurt or flame others while protecting their main username.

I'm sorry to all those that maybe Glit Clit may have mislead you, but it was only you misleading yourself!

Now AZ is the mood for sex with Glit Clit and then call it quits for tonite!

Simply put, I'm going to fuck myself!

A II Z

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Sensei
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Post by Sensei » Sun Aug 08, 2004 12:21 am

In his bedroom that was a living-room now the wall-bed was up, Spade took Brigid O’Shaughnessy’s hat and coat, made her comfortable in a padded rocking chair, and telephoned the Hotel Belvedere. Cairo had not returned from the theatre. Spade left his telephone-number with the request that Cairo call him as soon as he came in.

Spade sat down in the armchair beside the table and without any preliminary, without an introductory remark of any sort, began to tell the girl about a thing that had happened some years before in the Northwest. He talked in a steady matter-of-fact voice that was devoid of emphasis or pauses, though now and then he repeated a sentence slightly rearranged, as if it were important that each detail be related exactly as it had happened.

At the beginning Brigid O’Shaughnessy listened with only partial attentiveness, obviously more surprised by his telling the story than interested in it, her curiosity more engaged with his purpose in telling the story than with the story he told; but presently, as the story went on, it caught her more and more fully and she became still and receptive.

A man named Flitcraft had left his real-estate-office, in Tacoma, to go to luncheon one day and had never returned. He did not keep an engagement to play golf after four that afternoon, though he had taken the initiative in making the engagement less than half an hour before he went out to luncheon. His wife and children never saw him again. His wife and he were supposed to be on the best of terms. He had two children, boys, one five and the other three. He owned his house in a Tacoma suburb, a new Packard, and the rest of the appurtenances of successful American living.

Flitcraft had inherited seventy thousand dollars from his father, and, with his success in real estate was worth something in the neighborhood of two hundred thousand dollars at the time he vanished. His affairs were in order, though there were enough loose ends to indicate that he had not been setting them in order preparatory to vanishing. A deal that would have brought him an attractive profit, for instance, was to have been concluded the day after the one on which he disappeared. There was nothing to suggest that he had more than fifty or sixty dollars in his immediate possession at the time of his going. His habits for months past could be accounted for too thoroughly to justify any suspicion of secret vices, or even of another woman in his life, though either was barely possible.

“He went like that,” Spade said, “like a fist when you open your hand.”
When he had reached this point in his story the telephone-bell rang.
“Hello,” Spade said into the instrument. “Mr. Cairo?... ... ... This is Spade. Can you come up to my place - Post Street - now?... ... ... Yes, I think it is.” He looked at the girl, pursed his lips, and then said rapidly: “Miss O’Shaughnessy is here and wants to see you.”

Brigid O’Shaughnessy frowned and stirred in her chair, but did not say anything.

Spade put the telephone down and told her: “He’ll be up in a few minutes. Well, that was in 1922. In 1927 I was with one of the big detective agencies in Seattle. Mrs. Flitcraft came in and told us somebody had seen a man in Spokane who looked a lot like her husband. I went over there. It was Flitcraft, all right. He had been living in Spokane for a couple of years as Charles - that was his first name - Pierce. He had an automobile-business that was netting him twenty or twenty-five thousand a year, a wife, a baby son, owned his home in a Spokane suburb, and usually got away to play golf after four in the afternoon during the season.”

Spade had not been told very definitely what to do when he found Flitcraft. They talked in Spade’s room at the Davenport. Flitcraft had no feeling of guilt. He had left his first family well provided for, and what he had done seemed to him perfectly reasonable. The only thing that bothered him was a doubt that he could make that reasonableness clear to Spade. He had never told anybody his story before, and thus had not had to attempt to make its reasonableness explicit. He tried now.

“I got it all right,” Spade told Brigid O’Shaughnessy, “but Mrs. Flitcraft never did. She thought it was silly. Maybe it was. Anyway, it came out all right. She didn’t want any scandal, and, after the trick he had played on her - the way she looked at it - she didn’t want him. So they were divorced on the quiet and everything was swell all around.

“Here’s what had happened to him. Going to lunch he passed an office-building that was being put up - just the skeleton. A beam or something fell eight or ten stories down and smacked the sidewalk alongside him. It brushed pretty close to him, but didn’t touch him, though a piece of the sidewalk was chipped off and flew up and hit his cheek. It only took a piece of skin off, but he still had the scar when I saw him. He rubbed it with his finger - well, affectionately - when he told me about it. He was scared stiff of course, he said, but he was more shocked than really frightened. He felt like somebody had taken the lid off life and let him look at the works.”

Flitcraft had been a good citizen and a good husband and father, not by any outer compulsion, but simply because he was a man who was most comfortable in step with his surroundings. He had been raised that way. The people he knew were like that. The life he knew was a clean orderly sane responsible affair. Now a falling beam had shown him that life was fundamentally none of these things. He, the good citizen-husband-father, could be wiped out between office and restaurant by the accident of a falling beam. He knew then that men died at haphazard like that, and lived only while blind chance spared them.

It was not, primarily, the injustice of it that disturbed him: he accepted that after the first shock. What disturbed him was the discovery that in sensibly ordering his affairs he had got out of step, and not into step, with life. He said he knew before he had gone twenty feet from the fallen beam that he would never know peace again until he had adjusted himself to this new glimpse of life. By the time had eaten his luncheon he had found his means of adjustment. Life could be ended for him at random by a falling beam: he would change his life at random by simply going away. He loved his family, he said, as much as he supposed was usual, but he knew he was leaving them adequately provided for, and his love for them was not of the sort that would make absence painful.

“He went to Seattle that afternoon,” Spade said, “and from there by boat to San Francisco. For a couple of years he wandered around and then drifted back to the Northwest, and settled in Spokane and got married. His second wife didn’t look like the first, but they were more alike than they were different. You know, the kind of women that play fair games of golf and bridge and like new salad-recipes. He wasn’t sorry for what he had done. It seemed reasonable enough to him. I don’t think he even knew he had settled back naturally into the same groove he had jumped out of in Tacoma. But that’s the part of it I always liked. He adjusted himself to beams falling, and then no more of them fell, and he adjusted himself to them not falling.”

from "The Maltese Falcon"
Dashiell Hammett

Rian Jackson
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Post by Rian Jackson » Sun Aug 08, 2004 9:32 am

For the record, if anyone had any doubts, Samtzu is NOT a sock. Unless i had coffee for three hours with a sock.

And, what's more, a delightful human being.

So there.
surlier than thou

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Apollonaris Zeus
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Sun Aug 08, 2004 12:17 pm

Sensei why do you do that?

A II Z

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Sensei
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Post by Sensei » Sun Aug 08, 2004 2:29 pm

Because I'm a sock. Why else?

And byyyyy the way; I always liked glitterpuss.

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Glittering Clitoris
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Post by Glittering Clitoris » Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:54 pm

Your so sweet Sensei.

I think I like you too- but don't tell DVD!

He might get, you know, Jelous.

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Sock
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Post by Sock » Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:28 pm

I am what I am.

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Sock
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Post by Sock » Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:33 pm

I am what I am.

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becca
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Location: I am a fucking sock, okay?

DVD L*VE

Post by becca » Mon Aug 09, 2004 2:22 pm

Glittering Clitoris wrote:Your so sweet Sensei.

I think I like you too- but don't tell DVD!

He might get, you know, Jelous.
Hello Glittery. How are you? Are you still up for that three-way with DVD. I have a feeling that I'd like to get to know him...and you...better!

winky winky woo
becca

I may be a sock, but I am way hotter than you anyway

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stuart
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Post by stuart » Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:11 pm

I may be a sock, but I am way hotter than you anyway
cites?

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becca
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Post by becca » Tue Aug 10, 2004 4:02 am

stuart wrote:
I may be a sock, but I am way hotter than you anyway
cites?
Oh my god! Stuart you are soooo funny. You know it's true so just stop it. Did I mention that you look kind of sexy in your little picture thing?

winky winky woo
becca

I may be a sock, but I am way hotter than you anyway

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stuart
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Post by stuart » Tue Aug 10, 2004 1:21 pm

I still aint gonna PM ya.

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becca
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Post by becca » Sun Sep 12, 2004 4:11 am

Hellooooooooo! Oh my gawd! I am still here and I think a lot of my fellow socks are too!

winky winky woo
becca

I may be a sock, but I am way hotter than you anyway

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Post by Rian Jackson » Tue Sep 14, 2004 3:49 pm

I'd like to point out that several eplayans (Revvy, Sensei, Lydia, Nipper, maybe ccSallie, and Goddmmit) should now have met CoWorkerLurker and can say he's not a sock puppet.

So there.

He doesn't even look like me.
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Post by CoworkerLurker » Tue Sep 14, 2004 4:55 pm

I don't?! You never told me that before!

Besides, just who is it that says it was me they supposedly met?

You try to concoct my existence, but it's SO flimsy.

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Lydia Love
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Post by Lydia Love » Tue Sep 14, 2004 4:59 pm

He doesn't even look like me.
I can't judge this properly unless i see him in that dress and those incredible shoes.
It's all about the squirrels.

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buckethead alien
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Post by buckethead alien » Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:03 am

*bump*

For LL

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Woodrow
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Post by Woodrow » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:02 am

I've used a sock, but only to exercize in... oh, yeah, and to throw up in... otherwise they stay waaaaaaay South of me...

And, no, Sam is not my sock!!.....
Hey! It's me!!!

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cookiepusss
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Post by cookiepusss » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:31 am

Bwhahahahahahaaha!

C'mere woodrow you little bastard!
Eat me

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buckethead alien
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Post by buckethead alien » Sun Oct 17, 2004 8:30 pm

I am actually George W. Bush

angelgabe
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Post by angelgabe » Sun Oct 17, 2004 9:24 pm

All this talk about socks is getting me horny.

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buckethead alien
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Post by buckethead alien » Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:16 am

I was Santa, but I forgot the login.

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Count Sockula
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Post by Count Sockula » Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:24 pm

Okay, I confess.....gigglesnort is my sock.
I don't know what yer talking about.

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stuart
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Post by stuart » Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:38 pm

I was the accrositx kitty but the p/w changed.
call me baby

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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:10 am

so that part of FKotA was YOU!!

I was trying to sort it all out. Dammit.

At least I know who it is when there's anus-licking involved.
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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:12 am

Lydia Love wrote:
He doesn't even look like me.
I can't judge this properly unless i see him in that dress and those incredible shoes.
Just saw this. Are you talkin' about my super technicolor raver minidress?

CWL, think you can fit in it?
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Post by CoworkerLurker » Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:29 pm

You mean fit one of my legs in it? Probably.

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