*passes out salt envelopes to all in the area.*Rian Jackson wrote:maybe you should let him tell the story. unless, of course, he's too emotionally scarred from the 4WotA the other day?
'key woodrow, we're ready for your story.
Fuck!
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'key woodrow, we're ready for your story.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Fuck! I lost my handala last night at the League of Evil. It's the second super-meaningful, can't-get-it-over-here thing i've lost off of my neck in the past year.
I'm beginning to think i shouldn't wear this shit, before i lose what i have left.
BTW, This is Handala
I'm beginning to think i shouldn't wear this shit, before i lose what i have left.
BTW, This is Handala
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Fuck!
I just found an open wound on my pooch about the size of a quarter, under his ear, from him scratching... now I have to keep him still, and keep some healing-gel on it....
and he's gonna be hairless there for a good two months, until it heals and all the hair grows back...
I love having a floofy dog that looks like he has fuck!ing leprecy...
I just found an open wound on my pooch about the size of a quarter, under his ear, from him scratching... now I have to keep him still, and keep some healing-gel on it....
and he's gonna be hairless there for a good two months, until it heals and all the hair grows back...
I love having a floofy dog that looks like he has fuck!ing leprecy...
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That's Leprosy, dear. And his hair might not grow back at all, depends on the depth of the scar. He's probably scratching because he has an ear infection. What kind of dog is he?
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”
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Molokai. Remember two out of three miracles have occurred.AntiM wrote:Woohoo, a trip to Maui,or was it Molokai?
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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I rest my case.Rian Jackson wrote:I got edu-ma-cated by the Bible. It told me it was 'leprosy'.theCryptofishist wrote:That's Hanson's Disease you politically incorrect monsters.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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No wonder sainthood is in the offing.Leprosy is virtually impossible to contract. Father Damian tried for many years to contract the disease until he was successful.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Oh fuck.
This isn't politically correct at all- but I just Googled leprosy to get a better idea on the disease. Damn those automatic sponser links! They made me lose it for a second at work. Off on the right hand side bar was this little proclaimation:
Sponsored Links
Leprosy For Sale
Low Priced Leprosy
Huge Selection! (aff)
ebay.com
Sexy Leprosy Singles
Free photos, personals and hot
profiles of local singles. Free
www.infobert.com
BTW- yes fishie, I know its wrong. It just goes to show how bad automattically generated sponsered links can get. And me being inherantly evil doesn't help.
This isn't politically correct at all- but I just Googled leprosy to get a better idea on the disease. Damn those automatic sponser links! They made me lose it for a second at work. Off on the right hand side bar was this little proclaimation:
Sponsored Links
Leprosy For Sale
Low Priced Leprosy
Huge Selection! (aff)
ebay.com
Sexy Leprosy Singles
Free photos, personals and hot
profiles of local singles. Free
www.infobert.com
BTW- yes fishie, I know its wrong. It just goes to show how bad automattically generated sponsered links can get. And me being inherantly evil doesn't help.
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]
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Not as wrong as this that was posted on our newest members homepageRob the Wop wrote: BTW- yes fishie, I know its wrong. It just goes to show how bad automattically generated sponsered links can get. And me being inherantly evil doesn't help.
You at least have class, a sence of humor and a sence of when you're going over a line.Notice how I spelled 'nigerian' with a lower case letter, despite it's status as a proper noun, in order to properly convey how shitty of a country/place/AIDS breeding zone it is.
Oh well. Off to shoot more helpless sheep.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Probably an ear infection. Smell inside his ear...an infection smells funky, but kinda like rotten graham crackers (if such were possible). There's usualy a brown goo associated with it, too. Trim or pull the hair inside his ears, clean them out with Q-tips, and get some gunk for it from your vet or at the pet store.
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”
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Yeah, well, at least you didnt google on "diseased" in which case you get ...Rob the Wop wrote:Oh fuck.
This isn't politically correct at all- but I just Googled leprosy to get a better idea on the disease. Damn those automatic sponser links! They made me lose it for a second at work. Off on the right hand side bar was this little proclaimation:
Sexy Diseased Singles
and
I Lost 40 lbs in 2 months!
Pabst Blue Ribbon - The beer that made Gerlach famous.
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Ben Hur has Charlton Heston and Leprosy!Rob the Wop wrote:Oh fuck.
This isn't politically correct at all- but I just Googled leprosy to get a better idea on the disease. Damn those automatic sponser links! They made me lose it for a second at work. Off on the right hand side bar was this little proclaimation:
Sponsored Links
Leprosy For Sale
Low Priced Leprosy
Huge Selection! (aff)
ebay.com
Sexy Leprosy Singles
Free photos, personals and hot
profiles of local singles. Free
www.infobert.com
BTW- yes fishie, I know its wrong. It just goes to show how bad automattically generated sponsered links can get. And me being inherantly evil doesn't help.
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believe is false."- William Casey, CIA Director 1981
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IT HURTS 2 LAUGH N COUGH BUT IT FEELS GREAT TO SHOUT FUCK!!!
I was about to come in here yesterday with one of the most obsessive cases of tourette's syndrome I have ever had, but I was afraid of what I might blather out without realizing it. So now that I am all calm and collected I just wanted to state an emphatic
FUCK.
FUCK.
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Mini-fucks:
I'm a fuckin' gimp. Between my evilly bruised knee - the impact was hard enough to break the skin - and a muscle somewhere in my left thigh/groin area that keeps tightening up so badly I can't walk, I feel really stupid. I think I'm fine. Then I get out of my chair and fall on the floor. It's actually really funny. But even yoga doesn't seem to have taken care of it.
Bigger fuck: An email i was looking forward to got eaten by the aether. Fuckin' aether.
I'm a fuckin' gimp. Between my evilly bruised knee - the impact was hard enough to break the skin - and a muscle somewhere in my left thigh/groin area that keeps tightening up so badly I can't walk, I feel really stupid. I think I'm fine. Then I get out of my chair and fall on the floor. It's actually really funny. But even yoga doesn't seem to have taken care of it.
Bigger fuck: An email i was looking forward to got eaten by the aether. Fuckin' aether.
surlier than thou