The Bar

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:01 pm

OK, not to be too graphic, but...

My last girlfriend, the one I split up with a couple of months ago, when she was "on top", each ass cheek was about a handful. Perfect!

Margaret weighs a little more...and I do like her, although she's freaking me out a bit [I'll expound in a few minutes]; so, when she's "on top", it's like trying to wrap my hand around a watermelon. OK, maybe that's an exaggeration; maybe it's more like a volleyball.

Like I said, I know this sounds mean, but since she'll never read this, and you guys don't know her...

NOTE: This has never happened to me before, but have any of you guys ever gotten the following message: "You cannot make another post so soon after your last; please try again in a short while." WTF?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:02 pm

that makes me giggle!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:03 pm

Oh shit!!!! That is great guini.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:04 pm

giggle!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:05 pm

tee hee!

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:05 pm

OK, not to be too graphic, but...

My last girlfriend, the one I split up with a couple of months ago, when she was "on top", each ass cheek was about a handful. Perfect!

Margaret weighs a little more...and I do like her, although she's freaking me out a bit [I'll expound in a few minutes]; so, when she's "on top", it's like trying to wrap my hand around a watermelon. OK, maybe that's an exaggeration; maybe it's more like a volleyball.

Like I said, I know this sounds mean, but since she'll never read this, and you guys don't know her...

NOTE: This has never happened to me before, but have any of you guys ever gotten the following message: "You cannot make another post so soon after your last; please try again in a short while." WTF?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:06 pm

Okay Guini... you have my full attention now.

You just knocked me on my ass.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:09 pm

Okay Guini... you have my full attention now.

You just knocked me on my ass.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:10 pm

Okay Guini... you have my full attention now.

You just knocked me on my ass.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:13 pm

All right, all you full-figured women out there, you all know that I love you guys!

Anyway, I'm going to bed now, before I get myself in any more trouble.

See you all tomorrow!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:16 pm

shit I CAN't Post!!!!!

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:20 pm

Anyway, GE, your ass pic reminded me of what I've been missing (sorry, I'm still not quite fully over the breakup - I thought I had met my soulmate), not that I don't love all the full figured gals out there too.

Anyway, I'm going to bed now before I offend anyone.

Goodnight all, see you tomorrow!

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:22 pm

Anyway, GE, your ass pic reminded me of what I've been missing (sorry, I'm still not quite fully over the breakup - I thought I had met my soulmate), not that I don't love all the full figured gals out there too.

Anyway, I'm going to bed now before I offend anyone.

Goodnight all, see you tomorrow!

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:23 pm

Anyway, GE, your ass pic reminded me of what I've been missing (sorry, I'm still not quite fully over the breakup - I thought I had met my soulmate), not that I don't love all the full figured gals out there too.

Anyway, I'm going to bed now before I offend anyone.

Goodnight all, see you tomorrow!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:29 pm

Fucking shit!!! I could not post.

Guini you win all avatar contests. That was...

oh man.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:43 pm

Famous last words ...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:49 pm

Famous last words ...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:52 pm

Famous last words ...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:58 pm

Famous last words.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:59 pm

Famous last words.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:00 am

Can't sleep.

Clown will eat me.

I need a drink.

Kristines · Post by **Kristines** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:02 am

To quote Geekster just a minute ago: Famous last words. :)

Kristine

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:03 am

Can't sleep.

Clown will eat me.

I need a drink.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:04 am

Famous last words.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:06 am

can't sleep. clowns will eat me.

yeesh... I need a drink.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:07 am

That really sucked.... no posting for over an hour.

Guini.... you made my night. Really a hot shot there.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:07 am

Famous last words.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:12 am

Famous last words.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:14 am

Keep submitting, one of these times it'll actually work...

submit

submit

submit

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:16 am

Whoa, what a trippy night in the bar. Eh'body repeatin theyselves n'shit. Huh.

{scouts around for a bag of shnobby coffee, locates hte kona, and proceeds to brew}

yes, sputnik, you will submit....